Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by me naam is m 2008-12-31, 09:55

over-protectiveness.

is there death after life?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-31, 09:57

SMITE!!! What causes murderers to kill?

by **JPB18** 2008-12-31, 09:58

People like Meganew smitting them!

Why can't I live forever!

by me naam is m 2008-12-31, 10:00

because bashing splits your soul., causing mortality

why is candy sweet?

by **JPB18** 2008-12-31, 10:03

cause it's made of sugaaaarrr!

why can't I live longer than you!

by me naam is m 2008-12-31, 10:07

because i drink health drinks every day

is it possible to divide by zero?

by **JPB18** 2008-12-31, 10:20

try it... then don't blame me for destroying the universe...

why do girls only like stupid boys?

by me naam is m 2008-12-31, 10:23

because they're stupid girls themselves?

can cars ride on water?

by **JPB18** 2008-12-31, 10:44

yes, water cars!

Why did I loose with a pc on chess when I am local Chess champion!?

by me naam is m 2008-12-31, 10:46

because culcan PC is logic. you are not

why is vulcan cat logic?

by **JPB18** 2008-12-31, 10:48

Cause he is vulcan?

Why can I win almost everyone in my school in logic games?

by me naam is m 2008-12-31, 10:51

because Portuguese cat is not logic?

why can't i play complicated cards games while drunk?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-31, 14:07

You'll be drunk. Why have I never been drunk?

by **JPB18** 2008-12-31, 15:22

Cause you're only 12...

Why do I only need a glass of whiskey to get drunk?

by me naam is m 2009-01-01, 10:56

because the glass contains 1 liter Razz

why do some people get drunk from one pint of beer?

by Meganew Trek 2009-01-01, 22:04

They got no guts. Why do people fart.

by Philly Homer 2009-01-02, 01:06

The same reason why Jake the Magical Hobo lives in a trash can.

Why does Jake the Magical Hobo live in a house and not a trash can?

by **JPB18** 2009-01-02, 10:30

Because he isn't dead...

Why do guys still try to get kisses from their ex's right after they broke up?

by me naam is m 2009-01-02, 10:39

because the x in the ex is always best.... Razz

why do people multiply?

by **JPB18** 2009-01-02, 10:40

cause it is easier than add 15 times...

Why do we need food!

by me naam is m 2009-01-02, 10:46

because we're not vampires

by **JPB18** 2009-01-02, 11:10

Why didn't you posted a question?

by me naam is m 2009-01-02, 11:12

because i forgot

when will bill gates die?

by **JPB18** 2009-01-02, 11:45

when you decide to...

When will teachers stop ordering Homeworks!

by me naam is m 2009-01-02, 11:47

when they decide to!

why does the Islam exist?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-02, 12:01

Well you see, there's this dog...

Where do babies come from?

by Shemuel 2009-01-02, 12:19

If I told you, I would have to kill you.

Why do some people still wear dungarees?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-02, 12:29

Wtf are dungarees?

Why are people so easily swayed by the media?

by Shemuel 2009-01-02, 12:30

Because they shake you a lot.

Why don't people know what dungarees are?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-02, 12:33

Stop Britpicking you nitpicker!

Why has the crime rate in Philadelphia gone down 15%?

by me naam is m 2009-01-02, 12:34

because you don't explain them

what is life?

by **JPB18** 2009-01-02, 12:35

asking me? ask other...

Why am I not in the mood to think in a question?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-02, 12:36

Hmm... too tired to care.

Why has the Dutch boy not played the part of the devil lately?

by me naam is m 2009-01-02, 12:39

because i've been playing alucard lately XD

why is hellsing awesome?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-02, 12:41

Because Evangelion is godly. Hellsing can't be godly so it has to settle for a slightly less position.

What does air taste like?

by me naam is m 2009-01-02, 12:42

like your own fart.

why is my mind in the gutter?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-02, 12:43

It can't be in the bloody chimney, can it?

Why is your mind not in the chimney?

by me naam is m 2009-01-02, 12:49

because i'm not santa clause

why is santa clause fat?

by Shemuel 2009-01-02, 14:23

Because he just ate your parents! Gah! Didn't you see?

What if Santa was a serial killer?

by me naam is m 2009-01-02, 14:29

then i'd be a serial serial killer killer

is blue not orange?

by Shemuel 2009-01-02, 14:32

Blaaarg!!!!!!!!

What if MNIM understood what I was saying?

by me naam is m 2009-01-02, 14:43

then i'd say BLEUAOUYAAAARG! back

what if shemuel told what he was saying?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-02, 17:15

Told who?

Why so cereal?

by me naam is m 2009-01-02, 21:27

because the joker was wondering why you are so sirious?

why is the joker so serious?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-02, 23:23

Because Jimmy is too serial Razz

Why doth thou refuseth to speak in ye olde English?

by Meganew Trek 2009-01-03, 12:20

Because thou must die to fulfill ye wishes.

What if theater was spelled theatre?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-03, 13:50

It wouldn't happen because you insistently think that this is the "What If" thread.

Why can't he just understand that I don't care about What If, at least not in this thread?

by Shemuel 2009-01-03, 15:20

Because you already cut out that part of his brain

What if everyone spoke Welsh?

by me naam is m 2009-01-03, 18:24

then everyone would, except you...

why is alka captain sardonic?

by Shemuel 2009-01-03, 18:27

Because Superman was already taken

Why does it always rain on me?

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