Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by **JPB18** 2008-09-20, 20:12

Than, only two people wear glasses on this forum!

Why Comodo firewall does not work on my pc?

by Earthdeath 2008-09-20, 20:16

because it hates you.

what if i was polish *shudders*

by Meganew Trek 2008-09-22, 08:02

Then

What if all Hot girls were Japanese?

by Earthdeath 2008-09-22, 11:59

(wasnt this asked before?)
than i would be married to a jap.

how was the universe created?

by me naam is m 2008-09-22, 13:50

with a big bang.

why is motionsforum glitching so DARN much lately?

by Earthdeath 2008-09-22, 14:16

Because it is Carzy in a box with a side order of fries.

Why did i just post that?

by me naam is m 2008-09-22, 14:25

because DJ wanted you to.

why do I have to little time?

by Earthdeath 2008-09-22, 14:28

because you got a life

how come i find so much spare time on my hands?

by me naam is m 2008-09-22, 16:15

(open goal!!! suffer, fool!!! Twisted Evil

)

because you don't have a life. (duh)

where can i download stuff from Within Temptation?

by Deoran Drages 2008-09-22, 20:58

the tempting box

what if all the countries never seperated and are still one big continent

by me naam is m 2008-09-23, 09:53

Deoran Drages wrote:the tempting box

( WRONG ANSWER! Mad

www.thepiratebay.org )

Hitler would have conquered england and america.

what if NL was a tropical country?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-10, 13:34

(Necro)

Then the Bahamas would be cold.

What if the Japanese surrendered?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-15, 10:36

Sorry, your cell phone has run out of minutes.

Why does no one play this game anymore?

by me naam is m 2008-11-15, 10:47

hhmmm. good question

what if alka wasn't so paranoid and wouldn't hide his online status?

oh, btw, hiding your online status is useless, alka. there's only one person who does that, you. and when the forum says that there's 1 hidden user online, it's obvious that it's you.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-15, 11:07

It makes sense, Alka.

Then Terra would never have taken over Dread's account.

What if Phasers were set to Frag?

by me naam is m 2008-11-15, 11:29

then DW would be pointing it at ED, for conspiring to cat0nap his cat

what if santa clause wasn't invented, and only 'sinterklaas' existed?

(note, he's coming to town today.' Razz

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-15, 16:16

Then Mitsubishi would make the Nederland.

The Kyofu was a good plane.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-16, 17:01

That's funny.

Why are people obsessed with iPhones?

(And I'm just hiding my online status because it's become a habit. It's a unique trait of mine that separates me from the rest of the members of the forum who don't hide their status.)

by me naam is m 2008-11-16, 17:11

because the Nerd test 2.0 said they should.

what if I wasn't such a hippie?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-16, 17:15

Yes, that guy cut the grass today.

Why do we have crayons?

by Shemuel 2008-11-16, 17:18

To colour your face in with.

Should I try to get a zen or an ipod?

by me naam is m 2008-11-16, 17:26

zen. unless you want to be ripped off, go for zen

why is vuze not working

by Philly Homer 2008-11-16, 17:27

Because the cake is a lie!

Why is the cake a lie?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-16, 17:35

(you play protal?!)

because it isnt.

why do humans have boredom as an emotion?

by me naam is m 2008-11-16, 17:47

because humans are, well, boring.

why did I lie about the cake?

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-16, 18:05

Because the cake is a lie!

Why do I not believe in God?

by Shemuel 2008-11-16, 18:07

Because to you God sounds too close to Cod

What conducts electricity better- copper or glass?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-16, 18:09

Peanuts, cause they explode.

Why does MNIM think penguins are awesome?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-16, 18:26

Because they are so cute and fuzzy and cuddly and...!

Is that the reason why MNIM thinks penguins are awesome?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-16, 18:39

Yes and no.

Why are Corvettes so sleek?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-16, 18:41

so they are easier to drive over.

what if the cake isnt a lie?

by Shemuel 2008-11-16, 18:41

Because they've been licked down by a yeti

Why do people still believe there are yetis?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-16, 18:42

because they are mentally retarded

what if i was a retard?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-16, 18:43

You would believe in Bigfoot.

what if this message wasnt posted like lee or jtull would post it

by Earthdeath 2008-11-16, 18:44

then we would understand it.

why are all the smartest people german?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-16, 18:46

Because they had the Blitzkrieg.

What if the USA had a Blitzkrieg?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-16, 18:47

than no-one would care.in fact there would be a celebration in russia and asia.

what if WW2 didnt happen?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-16, 20:12

Germany would rule England.

/\that

by Earthdeath 2008-11-16, 20:32

than i would be liberating england

The english civil war never happened.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-16, 21:12

The Guillotine never was invented.

/\that

by Philly Homer 2008-11-16, 21:35

You're hilarious.

Why do people not play the game correctly?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-16, 21:59

They want to screw it up.

What if DJ hadn't posted those rude videos?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-16, 22:42

Sorry, they had an eviction notice.

What if America's economy grew by 30% every year?

by me naam is m 2008-11-17, 03:50

then we'd all be thinking that the USA turn communist.

to quote or not to quote, is that the question?

Alkanosis wrote:Because they are so cute and fuzzy and cuddly and...!

Is that the reason why MNIM thinks penguins are awesome?

(to quote: yes and no. yes, because it is one reason, and no because it isn't the only one. well, they're cool, they have sungglasses (oh yeah Cool

) and they work for me as undercover agents. oh yeah, they're my cover snipers.)

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-17, 09:54

(Sweet!)

Yes and no.

What if DJ wasn't evil?

by me naam is m 2008-11-17, 10:39

then the universe would be in disbalance and collapse

why is meganew ansering every question with 'yes and no'?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-17, 11:09

I'm not, you only think I am.

What if we had a spaceship that could go past the speed of light?

by me naam is m 2008-11-17, 11:55

we'd be screwed, because it's entered by space pirates, and planet earth gets conquered.

when will meganew finally realise this isn't the 'what if' game?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-17, 14:47

When DJ turns into a race car.

If DJ was a race car, what could we call it?

(Ex: Pescarolo C80, Ferrari Scuderia 1, Panoz Esparante, etc)

by Earthdeath 2008-11-17, 15:58

Then you would relise the guillotinwe came about due to the french revolution, not english civil war.

i was born in 2007

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