Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by me naam is m 2009-01-03, 18:34

because there's an evil demon in that cloud hovering over your head.

why can't it freeze for longer?

by Shemuel 2009-01-03, 18:37

Because someone threw antifreeze around?

Can MNIM watch Iplayer?

by me naam is m 2009-01-03, 18:39

meh... what is it?

by Shemuel 2009-01-03, 18:43

(History of Scotland. If you knew history of Britain in the dark ages you'd realise he was talking some bo-lognaise

or
this
Our attempt to 'win eurovision'. God, I sometimes hate being stuck with England. We'll never win- we don't have ex warsaw pact members to vote for us)

Can fish fly?

by me naam is m 2009-01-03, 18:49

(o, but these are only visible in england Mad

)

(you know our attempt to win eurovison, right?)
(ah well, anyway, it seems that at EV lately gayer = better, so we'll have a great chance then!)

yes, ever heard of flyfish?

can sharks fly?

by Meganew Trek 2009-01-03, 20:45

Just give 'em wings.

Why are jetpacks not cheap?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-04, 01:25

To keep riffraff like you out.

Why are we all riffraff?

by me naam is m 2009-01-04, 11:13

because the title of scum had already been taken by the dutch

why is weed illegal?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2009-01-04, 11:37

because it hurts your lawns. why do people go insane over flash games?

by me naam is m 2009-01-04, 11:38

because they're drama queens.

why is there so much dutch metal?

by Meganew Trek 2009-01-05, 16:16

Because the Dutch made the Hawk 75 plane effective. Why is the Hawk 75 suckish except in Dutch hands?

by me naam is m 2009-01-05, 16:41

because the dutch know how to kick some bum and then remove the bum from the rest.

why doesn't the dutch airforce has successor for the F16?

by Meganew Trek 2009-01-05, 17:12

Only the Hawk 75 was good. Why did the Dutch use the worst US fighters, like the B-339 Buffalo, and Hawk 75?

by me naam is m 2009-01-05, 17:24

because we're worse than the scottish and don't like to waste money on all that fancy bull

why is 1+1=2?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-05, 22:46

Because the cake is a lie!

Why will the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube never threaten to stab you?

by me naam is m 2009-01-06, 13:02

but it thinks that surprise attacks are more useful.

why is the companion cube not a nuke?

by killerflood 2009-01-07, 14:48

because that would be to peaceful.

Why is the cake a lie?

by me naam is m 2009-01-07, 14:54

because the companion cube stabbed you!

how do you solve mathematical equations?

by killerflood 2009-01-07, 14:55

By using your brain.

Why don't you have a brain?

by me naam is m 2009-01-07, 15:02

because i've got an AI.

why are most Israelis so dumb?

by killerflood 2009-01-07, 20:07

because they have guns that talk for them.

Why is the middle east such a war zone?

by me naam is m 2009-01-08, 07:00

because it has oil, weapons and dumb people.

why is oil flammable?

by killerflood 2009-01-08, 09:50

because it liked the song "burn baby burn"

Why do I have to go?

by me naam is m 2009-01-08, 13:38

because a mob with torches and hayforks is chasing after your butt. run, mr run!

why are mobs with torches and hayforks dangerous?

by killerflood 2009-01-08, 14:34

Because the sharp points and the buring flames make it so.

Lol wut? <---actual question

by me naam is m 2009-01-09, 10:51

wut? boot up your butt!

why am i feeling so random today?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-09, 18:29

Because you are Sweating Bullets.

Would Megadeth be so awesome without Dave?

by me naam is m 2009-01-09, 21:43

no. of course not. what would megadeth be without it's ideal composition?

why don't i speak Italian?

by killerflood 2009-01-09, 21:49

Because it is just two steps being away from latin. 1-it's not dead 2-it's not famous

Warum frage ich ~~questions~~ im Deutsch?

by me naam is m 2009-01-09, 22:15

(replace the -s with -en. horrific grammar, but...)

weil du bist ein arschloch? Razz

why am i feeling so insulting?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-09, 23:28

Du bist einen dummkopf!

Warum hast du die Scheiße gegessen?

by me naam is m 2009-01-10, 07:25

because, you know, poop is a living person too, so sometimes it needs to eat!

(you just said that the poop has eaten. Neutral

)

why are we speaking German?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-10, 11:47

(No, I said why have you eaten the poop? There's a du there for a reason, you know...)

Cause who in the world wants to speak Chinese?

Why shouldn't we just speak Chinese instead?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2009-01-10, 15:35

because Xiang is chinese. why did dj do what he did?

by **JPB18** 2009-01-10, 16:51

Galaxy-Scarface wrote:because Xiang is chinese. why did dj do what he did?

By some reason and something...

by Shemuel 2009-01-10, 17:08

me naam is m wrote:weil du bist ein arschloch?

(See I told you most Western European languages were co-understandable. Like 'amosen' and 'nacht')

Why didn't JPB post a question?

by me naam is m 2009-01-10, 17:53

(aargh alka, that was a mean edit. it didn't say du before...)

because he's lazy.

why is jpb lazy?

by **JPB18** 2009-01-10, 18:40

because I'm sad...

Why am I such a stupid, idiot, poop, etc, etc, etc that never more endes?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-11, 22:05

(You were probably drunk when you read it. It always had a du there)

Nobody cares!

Why don't you get on the ball?

by zulian 2009-01-12, 00:09

because he doesnt have any!!!!!

why does my insanity stopped and i changed into some civalized person for a month and im back to normal?

by Darkjedi 2009-01-12, 00:28

Because you are me.

Why are apples red?

by me naam is m 2009-01-12, 07:49

because your bloodstains mad them.

Alkanosis wrote:(You were probably drunk when you read it. It always had a du there)

XD poop! true Laughing

why don't i have a motorbike?

by Darkjedi 2009-01-12, 13:16

Because a motorbike is a machine, and you have to distance yourself from all machines because you are John Conner.

Note: YOu can watch ALL of Terminator 3 on Youtube! Isn't that awesome?

Why is this video awesome to me?