Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-17, 16:23

Goo Goo, Ga Ga.

Babies could talk.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-17, 17:37

And you people are still not playing the freakin' game correctly.

What will happen when people finally play the freakin' game correctly?

by me naam is m 2008-11-17, 17:46

then it would be only me and you and me posting.

is the moon bigger than an elephant?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-17, 18:05

The Russians say yes.

Mommy, where do babies come from?

by me naam is m 2008-11-17, 18:12

you should know that! you was there yourself!!! Laughing

why are western countries arrogant?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-17, 18:31

They have a reason to be.

How about the fact that Israel is one of the most technologically advanced country in the world?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-17, 18:52

Madness? This is Sparta!!!!

Why do people not give answers that make no sense?

by me naam is m 2008-11-17, 18:53

because to make sense one must have sense.

why are penguins cool?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-17, 19:13

Because they suck.

Why do penguins live in Africa?

by me naam is m 2008-11-17, 19:14

because penguins are cool

why is aids so common in africa?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-17, 19:19

They are 100% violent and have 0% medical supplies.

Why is Africa violent?

by Xel'Haddas 2008-11-18, 00:58

Because Africans are the adjective violent. We can't help it. They don't like world unity-ism.

If Flashgate was created before Flashtrek, would Flashtrek be made as a mod of Flashgate?
It's kinda a paradoxical question, because Flashgate relies entirely upon someone elses code"engine" and so Flashtrek would have to somehow be a mod of a soon-to-exist game....

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-18, 12:43

Possibly.

Flash Wars was made before Flash Trek: Romulan Wars.

by me naam is m 2008-11-18, 13:19

QUESTION!

how much does the moon weigh?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-18, 13:26

1 KG.

The nuclear weapon could be hidden in Jtull's pocket.

by me naam is m 2008-11-18, 13:29

Alkanosis wrote:The title says it all, the first poster asks a crazy question and then the next poster answers it and asks their own question.

why?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-18, 13:30

I did. What if the nulear weapon could be carried in Jtull's pocket?

by me naam is m 2008-11-18, 13:36

then i got a red button here.

what would happen if i pushed it?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-18, 14:01

Jtull would spam like h*ll.

What if Jtull didn't spam?

by me naam is m 2008-11-18, 14:04

then the dark side wouldn't give me cookies

is the cake a lie?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-18, 15:11

Who knows....

IS THIS SPARTAAA?????

by me naam is m 2008-11-18, 15:38

this is madness!

THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!

*kicks someone in deep pit*

will you join the dark side?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-18, 17:32

Only if I'm DJ.

Will you explode?

by me naam is m 2008-11-18, 17:42

spontanious combustion is a myth.

the c4 in your shoes isn't though.

what is the chemical composure of C4?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-18, 17:48

4-carbon.

What about carbon?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-18, 21:29

Sorry, new Metallica sucks.

Why is Megadeth so awesome?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-19, 12:06

Because the cake is a lie.

Why is Jerome livin' in SPARTAAAAA?????

by me naam is m 2008-11-19, 12:36

because, THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!
*kicks someone int deep, deadly never ending pit of death*

are penguins awesome?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-19, 17:48

I'm sorry. There is not enough information to answer your question and/or query.

(But yeah, they are.)

Why do people post relevant answers to the questions? (You're supposed to be posting irrelevant answers that have no relation to the question asked.)

by me naam is m 2008-11-19, 17:50

because...

because...

because...

*ERROR. impossible to explain erratic human behavior*

why is 'noodles' a punker?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-19, 17:51

Pizza is delicious.

Do you agree that pizza is delicious?

by me naam is m 2008-11-19, 17:59

ehm...

*explain 'delicious'*

does data know love?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-19, 18:52

I have nothing but contempt for you, Mr. MNIM.

Why am I so tired today?

by me naam is m 2008-11-19, 19:30

because your GF tends to tire you out. Razz

how long is a meter?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-20, 19:03

You'll find your answer in your local dumpster.

Why do people like new Metallica?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-20, 19:14

because germany invaded poland.

i liked france (bastards)

by Philly Homer 2008-11-20, 19:18

I didn't catch the sarcasm at all.

Why do people insist on not playing this game correctly?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-20, 19:20

"Silence!I kill you!"

Portal was real.

by me naam is m 2008-11-20, 20:20

so is that laser-sighted sniperrifle aimed at you.

what is the purpose of this game?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-20, 21:02

DJ gets a job:
"do you want fries with that?"

i was fluent in russian.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-20, 21:38

Too bad you don't know how to ask stupid questions so you can get insane answers.

Why can't Randy Roads still be living today?

by me naam is m 2008-11-21, 05:46

because he was killed by kurt cobain.

is there life after death?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-21, 14:39

"HEADSHOT!!!"

what if WW3 happened

by Shemuel 2008-11-21, 15:48

Then you would fly a spaceship into the White House

What if Franco had fought with the axis powers in WW2?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-21, 18:09

Death would've occured in Spain.

If death occured, what would've happened?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-21, 18:32

dead face.

why is tennis called tennis?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-21, 18:42

Because you use shoes.

Why do English planes not have a designation, eg. F-35 Lightning II? (PS. Please be serious with this one.)

by me naam is m 2008-11-21, 20:47

because Englishmen feel that a fighterplane is a noble thing, and noble things should have names, and not simple designations, eg. spitfire.

(well, at least partially serious. what do you expect from me at Saturday 0.49 AM ? Laughing

)

why does beer get you drunk?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-22, 14:39

Because wine gets you sober.

Who the heck invented the Steam Engine?

by me naam is m 2008-11-22, 19:02

Heronas of Alexandria, an ancient greek
(SERIOUSLY!)

why am i answering that question seriously?

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