Corrupt a Wish V.3

Granted, you lose all of your money, friends, and your house in the process.

I wish the world was not as stupid as to "Rick Roll" people.


You know the rules.

@ Thingy:
What wish did YOU make. I'll think one up for you.

Granted, your mother takes up prostitution and your father becomes addicted to SOUL CONSUMPTION.

Err... yeah, i edited it...


Granted, they start doing something ALOT more stupid

I wish for a non corruptible wish

Granted, Alkanosis comes and locks the topic for the fourth tiem....

I wish for infinite wishes. Paradoxical, but yes.

Granted. Satan hates you. It only runs on nuclear batteries.

I wish there were no religions to blind humanity.

GRANTED!! WITHOUT CORRUPTION!!

I wish i was the wish genie

Granted. Get in your bottle.

I wish I could make my Yearbook page faster.

you finish it, but it's so bad that god smites it and kills every human in the world

I wish wishing wasnt so hard

Granted. Old women start wishing they were "taking off their tops and getting killed by Greg Kinnear"

I wish wishes were only for people who deserved them.

Granted. It hits your neck, breaking your jugular vein and arteries, killing you instantly.

I wish for a organic Whole Foods near my house.

Granted. You become psychopathic and hide inside a wastebasket because of the horrors you have learned of....

I wish that they built the Whole Foods a block away from my house.

Granted. God, Allah, Jesus, Santa, Charlie The Unicorn, Dr. Tran, Elderly Obese Women, and a chainsaw hate your guts now.

I wish for lots of Tic Tacs.

Granted.you have a cardboard box ad your back breaks.

I wish for a nanosuit (that would be sweet)

Granted.its too small and crushes you.

I wish DW could find his Flash stick again.

granted. it is made of your blood and you die from loss of blood. i wish people aren't so dumb.

Granted.The only americans left are the ones on this forum.

I wish for the British empire to rise and take back what it used to own

granted, you have to make an excuse on why it sucks so bad.

I wish for two .5 wishes.

Granted, but they both get corrupted. Enjoy your painful wishes!

I wish wishes were for wishing fans of wishes.

The Wish genie aslpodes you for making a nonunderstandable wish.


I wish for a gallon of unspiked punch.

Granted. Your now wired and can't stop being hyper.



I wish to be a real neko

ganted, you get mauled by a dog

I wish to be Poseidon, God of horses,earthquakes, and the sea

(gods are immortal, the sensation of drowning for eternity would still drive me crazy)
granted, you clap and the lights turn on(thats for the spelling!)

i wish to be able to feel what happens after death while being alive

granted, you become amazing, join my band and lead a life of fame, fortune, and everything good!
(couldn't think of a good corruption, unless you are emo or hate the world)

I wish I could go any where instantly

Granted. Your take one sip and die.


I wish I was flora, but I lived longer.

Your file is accidently shredded by a black hole.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
(I'm not kidding.)

granted. you are now mallor. i wish i had smiting powers.

Granted, but it is stolen.

I wish for something fun.

granted... they gave you half a bycicle, as you wrte in short word...

I wish the ultimate computer!

Granted. It takes over the world.

I wish for a scythe.

Granted. It's your last.



I wish I didn't go to that party yesterday.

granted, you don't go to any more parties.

I wished my parents weren't so boring!

granted. they turn you into their minion. i wish i was more artistic.