Re: Corrupt a Wish V.3

by me naam is m 2009-02-26, 14:55

granted. you wear a hocky mask.

I wish that terra got better.

by Philly Homer 2009-02-26, 17:34

She steals your life force and emotions and gets better. On the other hand, she's superhuman now and takes over the planet. NOT good.

I wish my parents weren't overwhelmingly conservative and would just buy the freaking Mercyful Fate album that I want to get.

by me naam is m 2009-02-26, 17:44

granted without hesitation. the wish genie knows the feeling.

I wish my parents weren't such a puritanical people

by Philly Homer 2009-02-26, 17:52

Europe? Puritanical? Preposterous, but granted.

I wish we had a balance between religion and pop culture.

by me naam is m 2009-02-26, 17:53

0:0 is a balance, right? good.

I wish people would understand punk.

by killerflood 2009-02-26, 22:39

granted everybody is a punk with spikey pink hair, except me of course.

I wish for the best gaming computer ever.

by me naam is m 2009-02-27, 07:14

granted.
A. it runs Vista.
B. it's drivers are all f...ed up
C. no internet or lan.

I wish for another pic as awesome as this one.

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by killerflood 2009-02-27, 14:48

Granted you get the blue screen of dell when looking at it.

I wish I could see that picture right now. (i'm in school right now)

by me naam is m 2009-02-27, 15:35

killerflood wrote:Granted you get the blue screen of dell when looking at it.

don't use a dell. period.

granted. you hack the school systems. i cannot be held responsible for the consequences...

I wish to kill some innocent lives right now, murdering thousands of people on my conquest to summon death!

by killerflood 2009-02-27, 19:10

Granted the innocents you leave alive for death to finish.

I wish mnim wasn't super mad.

by Irish Devil 2009-02-27, 19:15

granted, hes super-duper mad

I wish for a free copy of all good pc games

by killerflood 2009-02-27, 19:20

Granted, you are #1 on the FBI's most anted list for pirating.

I wish to be a little more social.

by Irish Devil 2009-02-27, 19:54

is that possible?

I wish to not dis so much

by me naam is m 2009-03-01, 10:51

granted. you stop living... bus crash, 'nuff said.

I wish everyhting returned to normal.

by **JPB18** 2009-03-01, 10:53

granted, but you commit a mistype and anormal instead of normal...

Wish I had anything usefull to do...

by me naam is m 2009-03-01, 10:58

granted, you start drawing online manga. JAY!

I wish i wasn't so lazy and procrastinating.

by **JPB18** 2009-03-01, 12:53

Granted... You're even more lazier and proscrinating

by me naam is m 2009-03-01, 13:23

The wish genie decides to turn you into a girl for not wishing.

I wish i was a bit less... evil scary sometimes.

by **JPB18** 2009-03-01, 13:53

Granted... you're turned into a cute little girl...

I wish I did not forgot to make that wish...

by me naam is m 2009-03-01, 13:56

JPB18 wrote:Granted... you're turned into a cute little girl...

now THAT would make me very evil and scary. Evil

one terra around here is enough, thank you.

Granted. however, since you didn't fill it in the wish genie does it for you. congratulations on being a baby again.

I wish to have a motorcycle driver's license.

by **JPB18** 2009-03-01, 16:37

Granted, you have a deadly accident and end up dying in the hospital with extreme pains...

I wish that Windows eXPerience never died...

by me naam is m 2009-03-01, 16:39

not granted. traitor!

I wish to know what the hell is going on.

by **JPB18** 2009-03-01, 16:44

me too...

I wish that everyone knows that Windows eXPerience is the same that Windows XP...

by Xel'Haddas 2009-03-03, 21:16

Granted. Groups of crazed PC users march stolidly to the Apple store, realizing their wrongs.

I wish I had a new, fast computer, because my current one is getting predictable and boring.

by me naam is m 2009-03-04, 06:27

lol, granted. the only thing predictable on your nice new vista PC is that it crashes. often.

I wish for change.

by **JPB18** 2009-03-04, 14:08

Granted, you die...

Wish that everything remains the same!

by me naam is m 2009-03-04, 14:38

granted. jay, a local time distortion, everything within your eyesight is dead still in time.\

I wish for a ZPM

by Philly Homer 2009-03-04, 18:23

Dunno what that is. Don't bother explaining either, but granted.

I wish I had 2 Sabian AAX 16" crash cymbals, 2 18" Sabian AAX crash cymbals, a 13" Sabian AAX Fusion Hi-hat, an 18" Sabian AAX China, 10" Sabian AAX Splash, and a 22" Sabian AAX Ride cymbal.

by me naam is m 2009-03-04, 18:34

Totally granted, but your neighbours come in with a shotgun and a flamethrower to see if you didn't become a zombie which is destroying the house.

I wish i could play guitar.

by Philly Homer 2009-03-04, 18:45

Granted. You're as good as MAB and Yngwie Malmsteen put together but they ignore your existance because, you know, nobody can be better than them, right?

I wish I had all those cymbals and I play in a soundproof room.

by me naam is m 2009-03-04, 19:04

granted, but ehm... where the hell did that DARN door go? scratch

I wish for a ford focus... Cosworth. Twisted Evil

by Philly Homer 2009-03-04, 19:33

You have the money to buy one, but you're stuck in the Sahara desert with no civilization around you, with only a kitchen knife and 10 inches of steel wire.

I wish I could do 300 bpm blast beats.

by me naam is m 2009-03-05, 05:58

Granted, but nothing else... jay, drumming monkey FTW!

I wish i could draw manga.

by Philly Homer 2009-03-05, 18:03

Nobody buys them.

I wish the weather made sense.

by me naam is m 2009-03-05, 18:13

Granted, it all makes sense. but you won't care anyway, because it's all because of a nuke, and you now permanently live underground.

I wish for a magic portal.

by Philly Homer 2009-03-05, 18:33

It transports you to an area where you are surrounded by turrets.

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: huge success.

I wish more people played Portal. Cause it's awesome.

by **Thingy** 2009-03-05, 18:40

granted, people play it but a demo of empire: total war comes with portal and everyone starts playing that instead, because it's far more awesome

I wish i knew how god and the creative assembly somehow got together and created that game

by me naam is m 2009-03-05, 19:06

granted. The same way they got The Eagles together, really. from all over the country.

...And oh yeah, you get run over by a monstertruck schoolbus. with disco lights, oh yeah.

I wish I got my muse back.

by Philly Homer 2009-03-05, 19:43

You write dark, angsty, emo slash fics. (I should start running from you now.)

I wish people wouldn't write dark, angsty, emo slash fics.

by me naam is m 2009-03-05, 20:27

granted. only weird, manga-ish fic which would make DW FREAK OUT. 'nuff said.

I wish for a happy, good, normal life which lasts a normal time.

by Insane Crayon 2009-03-06, 14:02

Granted. You die normal and boring.

I wish to not be so hyper. bounce

by me naam is m 2009-03-06, 14:17

granted. hmmm... nice mellow steam-hole you got there... drunken

I wish i knew what to do.

by **JPB18** 2009-03-06, 14:42

Granted, but then you can't do it...

I wish that my school cafeteria was closed duo to sanity issues (that's true... they sometimes let some food fall in the floor and then put it back on the plate while no one is seeing...)...

by Philly Homer 2009-03-06, 17:56

It's closed for sanity issues, but the sanitary issues persist everywhere else you go.

I wish I wouldn't find other people's hair in my food. Disgusting.

by me naam is m 2009-03-06, 21:02

granted, it turns out it's dog hair.

I wish to be healthy.

by killerflood 2009-03-07, 23:57

granted your healthy for one nano-second then die.

I wish..for Empire-Total War to be playable. (alot of rants on www.twcenter.net)

by me naam is m 2009-03-08, 17:10

granted, it's only playable on an Alienware PC. there goes your bank account...

I i could finish what i need to finish.

by **Thingy** 2009-03-08, 17:10

granted your healthy for one nano-second then die.

I wish..for Empire-Total War to be playable. (alot of rants on www.twcenter.net)

The wish genie shoves a tree down your throat for wishing something that allredy happened. I was playing it a couple of minutes ago and it was running perfectly. IT'S EPIC. Just too bad they made it so short (100 years campaign max, medieval total war was 2-300 years max)

@MNIM

Granted, you die. You said you wanted to finish it.

I wish the campaign wasnt so short

by me naam is m 2009-03-08, 17:15

granted. however, skirmish and MP modes are gone.

I wish for a stable internet connection.

by **Thingy** 2009-03-08, 17:22

(That's not even corrupting it, it doesnt have MP or skirmish.)

Granted, it's on a stable table but it keeps disconnecting every 3 minutes

I wish uwe boll was tied to a chair... And i'm standing in front of him with a chainsaw assault rifle from gears

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