Corrupt a Wish V.3

granted. too bad the chocolate chips actually were turds. i wish for a dog.

granted. you turn into a tree. i wish there was no such thing as spam.

granted... but it has a lot of fungus!

I wish for something good...

You get one, and it runs off without you.



I wish for $1.

Granted the concert turns into a brawl with you getting into it and getting your nuts caved in.

I wish for clearer memories of better days.

Granted. You sleep for the next month afterward though.

I wish I had cake.

Granted. You forgot your driver's license at home and was arrested. You escaped and were shot by a cop.

I wish that Dick Cheney would finally stop denying that he wanted to take over the Earth. And Neptune.

Granted. Turns out, it's wii.

I wish for communication with other planets and species.

Granted. You start a new fashion and 50 evil genii rise on Earth. They create empires and all nuke wherever you live.

I wish I had a life.

granted it's the life of a turd.

I wish for you all to

Granted. We all trample you on the way out.

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.

The wish genie you.

I wish for Freak o' Flash to make a new wish!!

Granted. I decide not to wish though...

N/A

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I wish for Freak22 to actually play...

Granted, seeing as how EVERYONE ELSE ON THE FORUM IS DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB OF KEEPING THIS RP ALIVE!!! :Cough:

I wish for HTML-ing to be easy.

Granted. The Microsoft professional computer torturers add 3 more, all next to the esc button.

I wish for a ray gun to fry stuff... like hamburgers... and my neighbor...

...and you. i wish this forum was spam-free.

Umm... not granted? Hello? Right forum? The one with DW and DJ? HELLO?????

I wish for Killer flood to put

between his corrupted wishes and wishes.

not granted because you have mistaken me for galaxy.

I wish my X-box 360 has been fixed already and shipped back to me.

Granted, but the people fixing it screwed up and it blew up when you turned it on.

I wish that nuclear weapons could be pronounced like George Bush's nukes. Nuculer!

granted, everybody begins to act like george bus and war is declared across the globe.

I wish for pancakes!

Granted, but 5 people maul you for them and all you have left is WAFFLES!!!!!!!!

I wish to be able to fly!

Granted. You get sucked into a jet engine. I wish for the wish genie to die!!!

granted, hes a she and your an it

I wish I was a famous man

granted, but you assume the body of famous singer Micheal Jackson.

I wish this economic recession would end.

Granted. They allow Bush back in... and he brought Cheney!!!!!!!
I wish for their not to be a ridiculous amount of wasters in the world!

granted, recycling waste FTW!!

I wish for it to be PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!!

Granted. Bananas come in and kick everyones butt.

I wish for more smileys!

granted, a notorious spam wave comes in forcing DW to ban everybody.

I wish for me to have a script for my German II video.

Not granted. I couldn't find a way to corrupt it so... NO!

I wish for people on this forum to actually say April Fools instead of keeping the act till dawn.

Er.. What? You have thuslly confused the wish genie..


I wish that I had a bomb.

Granted. It's almost too easy... BOOM!!!!

I wish I had one of those Basil-tomato bagels.

Granted. It was laced with cyanide.

I wish for Kirk to still be alive.

but then ther would be no newer captains!!

i wish the tank hadn't been invented

Granted. We use zeppelins.

I wish you had better spelling ability.

but then u cudnt have made that wish

i wish for world peace

Granted. but peace is spelled W-A-R in some countries, and you die.

I wish for Shemuel to unlock my 2 good topics he locked for no reason.