Re: Corrupt a Wish V.3

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-19, 15:45

Granted. Something utterly boring is now awesome.

I wish for ...... Gold.....[almost went gutterminded with that]

by me naam is m 2009-02-19, 15:47

Terra Nova wrote:I wish for ...... Gold.....[almost went gutterminded with that]

(Oh you naughty gutterminded girl. here, i'll serve ya.)

granted. it's an object of personal nature... however, it's ludicrously expensive

i wish that i wasn't so easily provoked

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-19, 15:51

{Not that. I almost used the technical term pirate's called gold...}

Granted, you are now dumb as a rock.

I wish for a ship!

by me naam is m 2009-02-19, 16:00

(oh, that. it's not that gutterminded.)

granted. say hello to the flying Dutchman!

i wish to be the captain of the flying Dutchman

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-19, 16:01

Not granted. you are my first mate.

I wish for a crew

by me naam is m 2009-02-19, 16:04

Terra Nova wrote:Not granted. you are my first mate.

dang. i can only read that in one way. Mad

granted. it consists of a lot of dirty guys who haven't seen a woman in many centuries...

i wish for a whole deck of powerful cannons.

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-19, 16:06

Granted. You shoot yourself with it and die.
I wish for a better crew of all young females.

by **Thingy** 2009-02-19, 16:08

Granted, you get a bunch of female babies

I wish i wasnt stuck on the BM3 story

by me naam is m 2009-02-19, 16:08

[ignored]@ terra: granted without one single quantum-time unit of hesitation.

oh yeah, i'm also back alive again... and very unsatisfied.

i wish for a parrot.[/ignored]

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-19, 16:10

Granted. He wants to eat you.

I wish for a an island.

by me naam is m 2009-02-19, 16:13

granted. it's volcano is about to burst.

i wish to say HARRR!!!

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-19, 16:14

Granted. your now stuck saying it forever

I wish for a better non explosive island.

by me naam is m 2009-02-19, 16:15

granted. it's completely made up out of gold... but how are you going to take it with you?

i wish for a pick-axe

by **Thingy** 2009-02-19, 16:16

Granted, you get one, and it's stuck between your eyes

I wish i wasnt a civ4 addict

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-19, 16:17

Granted. We mine the gold island, buy a real island, you try to mutiny, and I maroon you on an island filled with cannibals and the only thing you have to protect yourself with is a jar of dirt.

I wish for a new first mate.

by me naam is m 2009-02-19, 16:18

granted. you're now a coke, meth, shrooms and cannabis addict. have fun being undead.

I wish for a nice sun up in the sky.

(wooohooh, new post screwup there)

2:
granted. it appears to be my evil twin.

i wish for something... ungutterminded?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-19, 16:20

This wish genie ignores your wish and makes you asplode for taking my wish wrong.

I wish for my friend to finally decide whether or not to leave..... [they have until this sunday to decide... well her anyway]

by me naam is m 2009-02-19, 16:21

granted. you know the outcome, and you won't like it.

i wish for a palm tree.

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-19, 16:22

Granted. It's alive and wants to eat you.

I wish for 1 and only 1 uncorruptible wish.

by me naam is m 2009-02-19, 16:29

not granted. you know the wish genie cannot do that. he trans locates you, and when you rematerialise you appear to be in a gaybar.

I wish for a glass of delicious beer.

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-19, 16:30

{

Thanks a lot M}

Not granted. All beer taste the same to the wish genie.

I wish to own my own bar too.

by me naam is m 2009-02-19, 16:35

granted. it's a bar full of truckers which really need to rest after 12 hours of continuously driving on the highway.

I wish for candlelight

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-19, 16:37

*renovates the bar to be a club*

Granted. -lights M's hair on fire-

I wish for someone...

by me naam is m 2009-02-19, 16:42

granted. does a higly annoying, few days old crying baby count as someone too?

ok. you get a baby.

i wish vista wasn't so weird.

by killerflood 2009-02-19, 19:21

granted it's now normal and filled with lot's of normal bugs.

I wish fooooooorr a...game?

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 10:46

granted, but it will only work on Windows 3.11.

I wish for... a party.

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-20, 11:03

Granted. You came to mine.

I wish that some people would not use innuendos.

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 11:05

granted. however, you keep making them and get banhammered...

i wish i knew what to do next week

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-20, 11:07

Granted. You jump off a cliff on Friday.

I wish innuendos didn't exist.

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 11:12

granted. because they don't exist any more, you start using explicite language.

i wish you weren't trying to distract me that way

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-20, 11:14

Granted. I distract you in other ways ROFL

I wish school to end.

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 11:27

granted. suddenly you get transported to CET, where school has just ended.

I wish I could sustain myself without eating, sleeping, or any other human necessities.

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-20, 16:36

Granted. I bite you and turn you into a vampyre.

I wish for my friend to stay.

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 16:43

Granted. however, it's only because she has just found a new Boyfriend.

Anouk - Michel(le)