Re: Corrupt a Wish V.3

by me naam is m 2009-01-03, 18:26

granted, but you find out when you're riding with me in some really tight wood trail that you don't know how to brake Twisted Evil

i wish that the holiday would last longer

by Shemuel 2009-01-03, 18:38

granted. It goes on for two more years. Trouble is you have no qualifications.

I wish for a pet dodo

by me naam is m 2009-01-03, 18:41

granted, but it's all feathers and bones...

i wish for an f2000

by Meganew Trek 2009-01-03, 20:44

Granted. My Yak-1000 destroys it.

I wish for Alka to be an admin.

by Philly Homer 2009-01-04, 01:32

Too much chaos I would bring upon the forum, really. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, I'm sure you've heard before.

I wish for an age of Pax Americana.

by me naam is m 2009-01-04, 11:07

Alkanosis wrote:Too much chaos I would bring upon the forum, really. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, I'm sure you've heard before.

gotta love that quote

Alkanosis wrote:I wish for an age of Pax Americana.

american peace? you know that's an impossibility, right?

wish not granted. the wish genie can do a lot, but not that.

i wish jesus was reborn

by Meganew Trek 2009-01-05, 16:10

Granted, 2012 occurs. I wish for power to become mine.

by me naam is m 2009-01-05, 16:44

granted. 240V AC, you instantly become punk with a black mohawk.

i wish that it wouldn't freeze 14 degrees C (yes, it does freeze that hard now! Shocked

)

by Meganew Trek 2009-01-05, 17:14

Granted. It gets 200 degrees celsius. I wish for MNIM to be Swedish.

by me naam is m 2009-01-05, 17:26

granted. Что вы говорите?

i wish that the vex would be back

by Jtull 2009-01-05, 18:00

granted this forum then dies

I wish everyone had a good life.

by Jim Russ 2009-01-05, 18:46

Granted, it becomes boring after a while. Humans thrive on adventure.

I wish I could travel more.

by Jtull 2009-01-05, 19:05

granted you run out of places to go.

I wish everything had what they wanted.

by Shemuel 2009-01-05, 19:11

Granted. except you have noone to love.

I widh for a good name.

by **Thingy** 2009-01-05, 22:24

Granted, you're named jet li but you get killed by ninjas

I wish i was god

by Philly Homer 2009-01-05, 22:37

But then God kills god and thus order is restored.

I wish people would realize that they are gods if they write stories.

by me naam is m 2009-01-06, 13:07

granted. you read mine, but i don't have enough time to post more soon.

i wish to have more time before exams.

by Jim Russ 2009-01-06, 13:18

Granted, you waste it with other useless items.

I wish I got a 100% on my Algebra test.

by me naam is m 2009-01-06, 13:49

granted. 100% fail, since you cheated and got discovered.

i wish for a banana

by Jim Russ 2009-01-06, 13:57

Granted, it's full of grubs that make you sick and you lose your life.

I wish that there would be more Space Shuttle launches.

by killerflood 2009-01-07, 14:46

Granted we have more Columbia's

I wish for imageshack to be allowed on school servers.

by Jim Russ 2009-01-07, 14:49

Granted, it corupts the system.

I wish for more chocolates.

by killerflood 2009-01-07, 14:51

Granted you find out it is a lie. (wow portal is still in my mind...)

I wish for portal to portal itself out.

by me naam is m 2009-01-07, 14:53

granted. there is more chocolate in the world, most of it in my stash, to be specific.

i wish for chocolate

by killerflood 2009-01-07, 14:54

Granted it taste like garbage.

I wish for school to be out.

by Jim Russ 2009-01-07, 14:54

Granted, you do chores.

I wish for more time.

by me naam is m 2009-01-07, 15:00

granted. you get minus 236534 hours of time.

i wish for a banananana!

by Jim Russ 2009-01-07, 15:01

~~Don't you always~~ It's rotten.

I wish for vacation to come sooner.

by me naam is m 2009-01-07, 16:25

granted. it starts sooner mainly because WW3 just broke out. oh, is that a mushroom cloud there?

i wish for a mushroom cloud

by **Thingy** 2009-01-07, 16:39

me naam is m wrote:granted. it starts sooner mainly because WW3 just broke out. oh, is that a mushroom cloud there?

i wish for a mushroom cloud

You get a normal white cloud shaped as a mushroom

I wish they could make a new star trek series that isnt animated and doesnt suck

by me naam is m 2009-01-07, 16:40

granted. but it totally and utterly sucks &*%&%*()(U(&@+(&.

i wish for absolute power

by **Thingy** 2009-01-07, 17:05

me naam is m wrote:granted. but it totally and utterly sucks &*%&%*()(U(&@+(&.

i wish for absolute power

(sorry for the edit, didnt know you posted when i edited it)
Granted, you get absolute power over a kindergarten.

I wish i could travel in time

by me naam is m 2009-01-07, 17:13

granted, but only forward.

i wish for a dog

by Jtull 2009-01-07, 18:00

granted it pees on you

I wish I wasent upset about beth.

by me naam is m 2009-01-07, 18:27

granted. you don't go whining and talking about it either. JAY! cheers

i wish for a cookie

by Irish Devil 2009-01-07, 18:42

granted a sugar-happy kindergartner steals your cookie

I wish for a foolproof way to travel back and forth in time

by me naam is m 2009-01-07, 18:46

granted, but it's not yours.

i wish for a cookie which is all mine!

by killerflood 2009-01-07, 20:09

Granted in two seconds you...I don't hear anything...is that good?

I wish for better cartoons to air...

by Jtull 2009-01-07, 22:31

granted they dont work.

I wish for more confidence in relationships.

by Irish Devil 2009-01-07, 23:23

granted, you are really lonely

I wish for a fool proof way to travel back and forth in time that was mine(HAH!)

by killerflood 2009-01-07, 23:50

granted, idiots take it from you and help win WWI for the germans.

I wish germany wasn't so misunderstood.

by me naam is m 2009-01-08, 07:02

granted. germany is still hated though.

i wish germany would have won WW1

by killerflood 2009-01-08, 09:48

Granted hitler goes to Britain.

I wish the name bob never existed.

by me naam is m 2009-01-08, 13:39

not granted. the wish genie is called bob and now smites you. you get overrun by a monstertruck schoolbus with tank tracks.

i wish that i got some skates

by killerflood 2009-01-08, 14:32

granted you fall on your face and the skates either run over you or stab you.

I wish I had a dollar.

by Irish Devil 2009-01-08, 16:32

granted, it gets stolen

I wish my crush liked me Embarassed

by killerflood 2009-01-08, 19:04

Granted she crushes you with too much love.

I wish for the ultimate game.

by me naam is m 2009-01-08, 19:10

granted. you're tasked to program and host it. have fun!

i wish for a bus

by killerflood 2009-01-08, 19:18

Granted...you have to wait till your dead.

I wish for...for a...for an idea.

by Irish Devil 2009-01-08, 19:19

granted you decide to kill yourself

I wish for another wish

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