Food Fight

jtull doges all food and throws it back.

Raffitz eats all the returned food and gets sick. Then he vomits on top of Jtull.

It's food, but digested one...

jtull jumps into pool of wine and pulles raffiz in aswell.

raffitz gets drunk and starts throwing bottles of water to jtull in the middle of the wine pool

jtull emptys bollts of liqued nitrogen on raffitz

raffitz gets frozen, but when he melts, he throws Molotov cocktails filled with liquid oxygen to jtull

jtull dodges and the cocktails hit kegs of bear.

Raffitz then throws the frost beer bottles to jtull and to jimbook's coffin.

jtull drinks lots of coke and becomes very energetic and throws a whole table of food a everone.

Raffitz dies because he just got a table filled with food on his head. His ghost uses a little bit of the liquid oxygen to freeze his hands, so that although he is a ghost, he can grab stuff. Then he throws a McGiant, a 3 meters tall burger, with a naquahdah bomb inside, to jtull

AlkaNova throws cookies laced with anthrax to the next poster.

jtull throws them back.

Shemuel throws a bowlful of sheep's eyes into the fan on the ceiling, shredding on everyone

raffitz throws a rotten chocolate flavored banana at shemuel. He also throws a clown's pie at jtull, because he had nothing to do...

jtull throws book at raffitz.

That's not food! Raffitz throws nitroglycerin juice with a touch of uranium to jtull

jtull throws it back

Raffitz, that was already dead, if you remember it, ressurects thanks to the radiation from the uranium. He then throws a giant vegetarian salad at jtull

jtull throws stecks at raffitz

Raffitz thanks jtull for the meat, because he was getting sick of so many vegetarian food

jtull proposes an alience with raffitz.

AlkaNova tosses haggis at Jtull.

Raffitz throws an atomic burger at Alkanosis because raffitz accepted the alliance with jtull

(Oh, you're going to team on me now, are you?)

AlkaNova tosses diseased cookies at both Jtull and Raffitz

raffitz dies and ressurects and dies and ressurects again, and then he throws alkanosis a traditional Spanish desert called Piñonate, that is basically tiny fried something with honey ().

(Is that a good thing or a bad thing?)

AlkaNova tosses the Canadian bacon at the raffitz-Jtull pact.

(It's a bad thing)
Raffitz sends a missile filled with green and radioactive jelly to alkanosis

AlkaNova send over ten pounds of schnitzel. It looks so tempting that you eat it only to find that it is laced with MRSA, salmonella, E. Coli, and all that other good stuff.

Raffitz dies, and then ressurects healed. He throws a giga-ton of ginger-bread at alkanosis. He eats it all, and dies of diabetes!

AlkaNova throws uber-spicy curry chicken at raffitz, and he actually eats it.

Raffitz dies, and doesn't throw anything.

AlkaNova feels sorry for him and decides to revive him using an "ancient Chinese secret." He then gives him a choice of alliance or back to the grave raffitz goes.

That's not specific... Is the alliance exclusively with you? Does raffitz have to end his alliance with jtull? Meanwhile, raffitz's corpse distributes packages of French fries for everyone

AlkaNova says that he is diplomatic and says he doesn't have to end any alliances. Meanwhile, AlkaNova is also cranking out fortune cookies of death.

Confucius say- You go to jail, bad boy.

Shemuel drops a five hundred ton lettuce on top of the building, crushing everyone, then dies from sunstroke

jtull walks into onther bilding and shots potatoes at the walls.

AlkaNova creates another fortune cookie.

Confucius say- He who laughs last is laughing at you.

Darkjedi walks back into the building, and throws undefusible, uneatable, explosive pineapples at everyone. The pineapples happen to be equipped with unavoidable homing devices, and they detonate on impact.

'Kay. AlkaNova detonate them in midair by using food that Chuck Norris made. He then throws ten pounds of schnitzel at you.

jtull enters zorb ball and rolls over everyone exept Raffiz

AlkaNova is flattened by it, but then his mod powers kick in and he is back to normal. AlkaNova then steamrolls Jtull with a giant rolling pin and buries him under some dough.

jtull eats dough and then gets drunk.

Darkjedi laughs at Jtull, and shoves a funnel into his mouth. He pours 2 gallons of beer into the funnel, causing Jtull to go into a coma.

Jtull throws potatoes at darkjedi wile in a coma

(Wtf? That didn't make any sense at all... how can you throw things while in a coma?!)

AlkaNova scoops up rice and flings it at Jtull (who is in a somehow in a coma while throwing things...) and then dumps soy sauce all over his rice-covered face.

AlkaNova then proceeds to press the easy button.

That was easy.

Shemuel hesitates for a moment, then brings down a whole trifle on Alkanova's head, the bowl smashing his skull.

AlkaNova now has a flat face which he does not like, and fixes it. He then proceeds to throw sushi at at Shemuel.

Shemuel realises that Alkanosis must be immortat, so he puts him in a massive hole and covers it up with fifteen tons of trifle

AlkaNova begins to realize all is lost, then pulls out the ultimate weapon: the uber fortune cookie. He gets out and uses the fortune cookie of death on Shemuel.

Confucius say- Bad boy, you die today! That was easy.

Shemuel's ghost wonders how someone could get out of fifteen tons of trifle that quickly. It then floats over to Alkanosis and curdles his soul.
"curdles"- geddit?