Food Fight

Alkanosis fires one salvo of cheese balls at everyone (note that these aren't those snack ones... these are 30 kg boulder-sized spheres of cheese.)

Jimbook finds hungry tramp and gets him to get chesseballs then the tramp spews all over Alkanosis

(Dogs can eat 30-kg cheese balls? I want one of those...)

Alkanosis is now drenched with wet cheese and goes to get disinfected. He then returns with a warhead that launches bad Indian food all over the place. He then launches it.

raffitz hates cheese... He vomits all over alkanosis... (As i said some posts before, it's food. Digested, but still food

Jimbook enjoys indian food so he eats it all and is bloated so he jumps on alkanosis and rubs old raw fish in his face

Since alkanosis is covered with (my) vomit, the vomit attenuates your attack... I'm sorry jimbook...

Jimbook is angry so he throw rubbish bin at raffitz(a rubbish bin has food in it)

raffitz sends a giant frozen pizza at jimbook, causing his death !

(WTH? I'm covered with vomit while I'm gone? What kind of place has this turned into?)

Alkanosis spends one post simply cleaning himself and watching Raffitz Vs. Jimbook.

(Sorry by that, alkanosis... It's just that i hate cheese...)

raffitz sends a couple of explosive-radioactive-anthraxed-avianflued-frozen hamburgers at jimbook's corpse, in case he decides to ressurrect.

killerflood now done with history comes in and eats pizza....then slips on a banana falling on jtull and puts im inot a coma

raffitz throws a clown's pie to killerflood, due to lack of imagination

(Ah, the oldies)

Alkanosis throws steel fortune cookies at Raffitz as revenge for vomiting and presses the easy button.

raffitz dies. He resurrects and kills alkanosis with an Iron Pizza

In the end, everyone on the planet runs out of food beacause we've all used it.

raffitz dies, in order to ascend, and then use his ascended powers to recreate all the foods of the world.

Then, he becomes a normal alive human again, and sends another iron pizza at shemuel

Alkanosis dies, then resurrects in "Uber-Iron Chef mode." He now can bend food to his will. His first act is... to create a culinary creation that tastes excellent and then toss it into the face of Raffitz.

raffitz eats it, gets obese and than he rolls over alkanosis

Alkanosis turns Raffitz into a giant cookie and rolls him off a cliff.

raffitz breaks apart on top of shemuel, that was in the bottom of the cliff. raffitz then dies and resurrects!

Alkanosis has a seizure and then realizes that Raffitz must be Jesus 'cause he resurrects so many times (sorry, God. Just kidding.) He then bows down to him.

raffitz isn't Jesus, he's just more evolved than the rest of human beings (Which means he is immortal). raffitz throws alkanosis a giant cookie

Shemuel picks up a magic biscuit and throws it at Raffitz, magically devolving him. Yay!

However, God, that made raffitz more evolved in the first place, re-evolves him to Homo Sapiens Godis. Then, raffitz throws a magic cookie at shemuel. He then stops being a Homo Sapiens Sapiens and becomes a standard Homo Sapiens.

(Homo Sapiens Sapiens is a sub-group of Homo Sapiens... we are Homo Sapiens even though we are Homo Sapiens Sapiens.)

Alkanosis realizes his folly and repents for 10 days. When he comes back, he throws moldy curry chicken at Raffitz.

(Yes, i know, but there were homo sapiens that weren't homo sapiens sapiens, some thousand years ago... I just transformed shemuel in one of those) raffitz throws alkanosis an iron giant magic cookie that makes him a nice person (and smashes him)...

(You mean Neanderthals?)

Uhh... 'kay... Alkanosis gets up all squished by the Iron Giant. Alkanosis feels happy today, so he throws 300 pieces of White Rabbit (Chinese candy) at Raffitz.

(No, that's Homo neanderthalensis, according to wikipedia, but what i meant was Homo Sapiens idaltu, the direct ancestor of homo sapiens sapiens)
raffitz throws them away, and then throws alkanosis a cchocolate cake

Alkanosis is displeased, as he dislikes chocolate. He burns it as an offering to God. Alkanosis is angry now and sends a curse onto Raffitz- anything that he eats will have salmonella bacteria.

raffitz doesn't eat anything and becomes anorectic. He then uncurses himself, eats a lot, and becomes obese. He throws 78.999.699 pounds of black chocolate at alkanosis

Shemuel eats the choclate for Alkanosis

raffitz throws a giga big strawberry cake to shemuel

Shemuel eats that too

Shemuel dies of indigestion, but raffitz resurrects him in order to throw him a rotten pancake

Shemuel deftly rolls out of the way and crushes Raffitz's foot

Raffitz uses his powers to repair his foot. He doen't throw any food at shemuel in order for him to get thiner.

Shemuel thanks Raffitz profusely and rolls away to a gym.

raffitz throws rotten chocolate at alkanosis