Food Fight

It's an "ancient Chinese secret" of course! How else? Anyways, AlkaNova has no response to that "curdling" part...

jtull gets up and walks out.

AlkaNova does the same as his skull hurts.

(Well, I'm done in this thread.)

jtull sets mines around the exit on his way out.

Darkjedi chucks a candy baseball at Jtull's head. Due to the mines not being related to food in any way, they don't detonate.

jtull sulks because his plan faild.

Darkjedi lures Jtull off of a cliff with edible pictures of beautiful women. (Jtull dies happy)

jtull comes back to life and hands the pictures back to darkjedi and thanks him for allowing him to borrow them. then throws rock candy at him untill he can no longer walk

throws a hog at Jtull (tugs first) and watches the ground become red

hog goes through jtull because is not a phisical being.

Hog explodes because pie bomb is phicical being

Shemuel, reincarnated for the second time, decides to take no risk, hiring an army of possesed ginger bread men with poisoned arrows by selling his soul to the gingerbread king, and tells them to hunt down all survivors

jtull eats gingerberead men ineffectively

Jimbook throws viscious gingerbred man at Jtull

raffitz, who doesn't know his current dead/alive/ghost/ascended being status, gives everyone an exploding piñonate (I already told you what that was)

jtull assends to become a membor of the continum.

Jimbook dosnt know what a piñonate is so he eats it YUM!!!

pinata explodes inside jimbook. YEGH.

grabs a 4ft axe and chops pinata in half

First, it's piñonate... Go to the older posts of this thread... I sent one to alkanosis, i think... It's delicious.
raffitz gives everyone a panetone - Italian christmas cake...

jtull uses his new powers to create ten tons of cheese and then prosedes to throw it at eveyone.

Jimbook quickly pull all his organs back in side so no one knows that he is an alien .


Jimbook dosent want piñonate so he chucks it back.

raffitz gives jimbook an exploding banana pancake because he is evil

jtull turns raffitz into a pig and throws him.

raffitz falls after he is thrown and de-transforms. He then throws a giant "Ferrero Rocher" to jtull.

*sees Ferrero Rocher hit jtull* that's gotta hurt.

eats the chocolate then produces something similar from bum and aims at jtull

jtull creates gavitational feild around me naam is m and object is put into orbit.

Raffitz distorts the gravitational field, and the object collides with me naam is m

Jimbook is bored so he gets a banana an rubs it in Jtulls face

jtull rubs it back

raffitz sends a pork missile to me naam is m

jtull laghs at pork missile.

raffitz send another one to jtull, that lives in the southern hemisphere

jtull still laughs.

raffitz sends a radioactive exploding birthday cake to jtull

jtull sends it back useing the force.

raffitz uses the force to redirect it to jimbook. he then throws another one at me naam is m

(Well, I'm coming back to this game. Can anyone inform me of what's going on?)

(Edit: Never mind, I don't want to know...)

Alkanosis throws giant Japanese rock candy at Jtull and Raffitz, then quickly follows up by flinging chocolate drumsticks at the two, strangely resulting in something that sounds like the Electric Wheelchair cadence by SCV.

raffitz dies (AGAIN) but he ressurrects and gives sovereign22 an exploding-radioactive-poisoned-"filled with anthrax"-"filled with avian flu"-rotten coffee. This is being nice.

Shemuel sends out the second wave of five thousand ginger bread men armed with circular saws and poisoned to avoid eating, splitting open Raffitz's side.

LOL!!!! this is very silly and I just had to LOL

raffitz dies once more, and he ascends to a higher level of existence. He throws a planetary-size hamburger at Shemuel

Alkanosis thinks for a moment, then plays on a chocolate trumpet annoying the heck out of everyone within a 3-km radius (don't ask why it's that loud...)

raffitz de-ascends and steals alkanosis's trumpet. He then eats it.

Shemuel wonders why Raffitz didn't think of the burger burning up as it entered the earth's atmosphere, and then proceeds to sunbathe.

Alkanosis uses an "Ancient Chinese Secret" to blot out the sun, then proceeds to rain down exploding dumplings which taste extraordinarily good, but then blow up in your stomach.

jtull uses HCL to destroy dumplilings.
then uses powers to make new sun.

raffitz's hamburger was so big that when it reached atmosphere, it just lost about 0.5% of its diameter... He throws another one at shemuel

Alkanosis is confused at why Jtull can't be killed and then uses his Asian Third Sight to see what powers he has. Alkanosis then sets up giant trebuchets (sp?) that launch cheese balls at anyone up to 5-km away.

raffitz gets a meat cannon and fires at shemuel