corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Only by 1 bps, though.

I wish that I get an inactive hydrogen warhead for my birthday.

Granted, as long as it's active

I wish "The sims 2 Bon Voyage" As a Christmas gift

Granted, but it has scratches on the disc.

I wish for Rise of Nations: Thrones and Patriots for Christmas tomorrow.

Granted, as long as it's filled with bugs and viruses.

I wish more books to read

Granted, but they're written in Chinese.

I wish that I wasn't stopped by the Chinese police last summer...

granted, as long as the world ended before that happened

i wish i had a better connection to the internet

Granted, it's only 1 bps faster.

I wish that some people on Dondon's forum were less immature.

granted, as long as they have the mentality of a 200 years old hermit.

I wish jtull started posting

Granted. Maybe in three weeks.

I wish that most people would join this forum and be active.

granted, as long as darkwing is obligated to close the forum because of so many posters


I wish darkwing posted more

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I wish I were competent in programming.

granted, as long as you only now how to program in QBasic (An old programming language)

I wish i knew more of actionscript

Granted, and then that's all you know.

I wish I didn't get so much homework in math (5 hours of homework one night, btw...)

Granted, as long as you get 15 hours of every other subject.

I wish Scunthorpe was swallowed by the ground.

Granted, but it also somehow took you along with it.

I wish I played tenors next year on drumline.

granted as long as you where a pink suit.

I wish for more people on thin forum

(That doesn't complete screw it up. Teh pink is awesome!)

Granted. They're all trolls and spammers.

I wish that I was competent in playing snare, and could compare relatively well to DCI Division I corps drummers.

granted but thats all you can play.

I wish I could spell properly.

(That's all I really want to play anyways... oh well, whatever.)

Granted. Your math sucks even more to make way for the mass amount of space that correct spelling takes.

I wish that people would respond to my text messages of "Merry Christmas."

Granted, as long as they reply "BOG OFF!"

I wish that people didn't use quickplayer for files, 'cos I can't use it.

Granted, but they then use something else you can't.

I wish that my cousin wouldn't complain about my PC wallpaper.

Granted, as long as it's 'cos your computer explodes.

I wish that there was a solution to world overcrowding

Granted, as long as you find someone to do it.
I wish that I had more time on my hands to get on this site.

granted but your family will allways complane that you dont do anything.

I Wish I could get my brother to stop playing gitar.

Granted. He then starts playing drums (badly...)

I wish that people would take the Christmas Quiz that I took the time to copy off another site.

granted but your computor breaks down.

I wish there was better daytime TV

Granted. All the night time shows are moved to the day time, and now night time sucks.

I wish my TV would work.

granted but you can only whatch news.

I wish I had a bigger TV

Granted. It is so huge, that it takes more than two nuclear power plants to run it, so it had to be shut down.

I wish that society wasn't so idiotic.

granted but all the idosy is transfured to you.

I wish for NCEA to be baned.

Granted, but then fans revolt.

I wish people would GO AND WATCH THAT DRUMOFF VIDEO THAT I POSTED!

Granted, as long as it's not too long.
I wish that I had a real light saber.

Granted, as long as you hold it the wrong way.

I wish dodos weren't extinct.

granted as long as you become one.

I wish school was more fun.

Granted, but you get 5 more hours of homework in exchange for more fun.

I wish that people would take the Christmas quiz I took time to post here (come on people, you can get the freakin' information off of Wikipedia!)

Granted, as long as they all think it sucks.(It could be a bit harder)

I wish I was immortal

Granted. The universe disappears and you are bored out of your mind.

I wish people would give me suggestions for the quiz then.

Granted but you forget how to read.

I wish I was a membor of the continum.

Granted. You're in the time-space continuum, but so is everyone else that's alive.

I wish my computer was between 2~3X as fast as it is now.

granted but you can only use it for 5mins

I wish I could own the USS Enterpise D

Granted. The Borg cut it apart for spare parts.

I wish that PETA wasn't so... PETA-ish.

Not granted. It is the way it is for a reason.
I wish that there was no snow on the ground.

Granted, but there's lava instead.

I wish football (soccer) was less well paid

granted but nehter are you.

I wish It was snowing here.

Granted. It's so deep that it gets into your house.

I wish that people actually took the quiz that I posted >_>

granted but you cant post wile they do.

-Cough Post Your Wish Please Cough-

I wish I had a job.

Granted. Almost no wages/benefits and very boring. I think you work at Wal Mart.

I wish that Wal-Mart wasn't evil.

Granted, if we kill them with a massive laser.
I wish I was an alien.