corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but you can't buy anything, as it's marked stolen money

I wish shemuel was smarter

An IQ point transfer has occurred betwixt you and Shemuel.

I wish I was smart enough and hard-working enough to get into U Penn.

Granted, but due to your smartness, you decide not to go

I wish i was a nice person

Granted. I'm now a mean person and then I become the way I am now and you go back to the way you were (I dunno nor care how that works...)

I wish I was more creative.

Granted... You become a singer and you become the best singer in the world. Then, the other singers kill you because they also want to be famous

I wish global peace

Granted, but when everyone throws away their weapons the daleks invade.

I wish no-one could corrupt my wishes

Granted... You are alone in the universe

I wish i had a little bit more of imagination

you killed this topic!!!

EDIT: sry i posted this late delete this post

Killerflood has been Moderate-fied for making no sense at all.

I wish for a Gretch drum set.

Granted, but it's broken

I wish i wasn't in such a great, awesome mood today!

You are grumpy and dull instead (like me! -Smiles evilly-)

I didn't screw this post up...

You mistook the game... This is the corrupting wishes one, not the arrow one

That always happens to me. I'll edit it...

Well, you didn't make a wish, so:

I wish there were more cheats in Broken Mirror

granted, but they all cause your death

I wish sprout stew tastes nice (I'm about to eat it)

Granted, but you are alergic

I wish a nintendo wii

Granted your Nintendo wees

I wish TV was beter

granted. It passes the last episode of star trek tng (All good things...) over and over

(your wish?)

Sorry, I forgot...

I wish I had a better memory

Granted, but your computer has none.

I wish I was able to eat as much cake as I wanted

You get twice as much bad cholesterol as well.

I wish people weren't greedy.

Granted, but they hate you for it.

I wish everyone knew where Wales/Cymru was

People still call every part of the UK England (You guys hate that though, right?)

I wish people didn't call every part of Great Britain "England"

Granted. They call it Wales instead

I wish everyone wasn't paid ridiculous amounts of money in football (soccer)

granted.. All that money comes to me! (Woohoo! My fortune is 0'1% of Bil Gates's)

I wish i wasn't so ambitious.

Granted. You spent the rest of you life sleeping.

I wish turquoise wasn't a colour

granted. It becomes Turquoise blue.

I wish i had more imagination

Too much. Your brain can't handle it, and you zone out a lot.

I wish that I could ascend to a higher plane of existence whenever I want to, and come back when I feel like it.

granted, but it becomes a lower level of existance...

I wish I wasn't so stupid

Granted, only if you give me a cookie.
I wish that you said: Wish?

Wish?

Darkjedi and Shemuel are eaten by Chuck Norris for Sunday dinner for not wishing.

I wish for... a shiny quarter!

granted. You accidentally swallow it and you choke to death

I wish everyone gave more to charity

granted, but corrupt people inside charity institutions keep all the money

I wish i had a conscience...

Granted, only if you dedicate your life to hacking.
I wish that i didn't have to sleep.

You can do that already if you want to, you just may suffer some... undesirable consequences.

I wish that I'm not going to pass out from midterm exams...

Granted. You have midterm exams, and that's enough corruption...

I wish i had a better sense of humor... Like Alka's

Now you are Asian.

I wish I wasn't turning into Ymgir from VX Flash...

Granted, but he turns into you...

I wish my corruptions weren't so stupid...

They are better than mine and that is not a good thing. Makes me angry.

I wish that I'd know what'd happen if the Spanish Inquisition was still here.

Oh, we wouldn't exist, because the war with the Islamics would have destroyed the whole world...

I wish I had more friends...

Wish not granted, as I do not want to violate my ultimatum with Paulwall (you can guess what I was about to say next...)

I wish I wasn't so condescending towards other people.

Granted... Darkwing de-mods you.

I wish hadn't PE

granted you have to play rugby instead...as a prop

i wish tungsten didn't exist

Granted, but you don't exist as well

I wish i liked people

Granted, but you don't exist either

I wish i had Star Trek Legacy

granted, but it doesn't work because you don't have your video controllers updated

I wish i wasn't granting my previous wish ilegally