corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Go jump back over the fence to Mexico, you Mexican!

I wish that America's borders were secure (heh... impossible...)

Granted, as long as I have weapons of mass destruction.
I wish that Flash Trek was real.

Granted. The human race is slaughtered by Klingons.

I wish that China didn't put lead into its paint.

granted the usa start to do it.

I wish the human race actual wasent the only life form in exixsance.

Uhh... the only life form? Wish granted. Animals still exist...

I wish people would proof-read before posting...

granted but you lose your moderater rank because you have nothing to do.

SYTEM ERROR: no wish to corrupt. self destruction in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... BOOOOOOM!!!

I wish people would make a wish

Granted, but Jtull still doesn't.

I wish for a bottle of water.

granted but you cant get it open

I wish I would allways make a wish.

They're never granted.

I wish that my mom would chill >_> She's shouting right now...

granated licuid Nitrogen is poored over her.

I wish I could get fit fast.

Granted. It requires you not to eat at all and just exercise 24/7/365

I wish my parents would stop fighting.

granted they fight you instead

I wish i could spell properly.

granted. your grammar still sucks though

I wish a :beer: (NOT Heinekenor something equally disgusting)

Granted. You get something more disgusting.

I wish Evangelical Christians weren't so hypocritical.

Granted as long as some other group becomes hypocritical

I wish for a fresien cow.

granted. it craps on you.

I wish the buggers would stop lighting firework bombs around here

(the human race is entirely hypocrite. that wish couldn't be granted at all)

Granted. They light atom bombs instead.
I wish Bush became a bush.

Granted. America is free from the tyranny of President Bush and now is in the iron fist of... -GASP- Hillary Clinton.

I wish for cashews.

granted five hundered tons of cashues fall on you.

I wish more people would join my new RPG game.

Granted. It turns into an ubering, auto-hitting, bad RP.

I wish for one incorruptible wish in real life.

granted but now you cant make any wishis

I wish for better spelling.

Granted. You now use Firefox (Hah!)

I wish that people would look at all the options and not jump to conclusions.

Granted as long as they always chosse the 1st one

I wish I had more money

Granted. You get one Mexican peso and one Yen.

I wish that PETA would die.

Granted, as long as you die too!

I wish my mother's internet was faster

Granted. Only by 1 byte per second.

I wish that my desktop wallpaper wasn't so awesome.

granted your wallpaper is now dull and boring.

I wish I had a Galaxy Class starship.

(That's kinda what I wanted...)

Granted. It is crushed by a giant meteor.

I wish that Dondon's site isn't nearly dead.

granted now your dead.

I wish for a Nebula class starship

Granted. It is destroyed by Romulans taking over a Prometheus class starship and MVAM'ing it.

I wish Star Trek Voyager wasn't retarded.

granted now you are.

I wish Alkanosis was in the delta quadrent.

Granted. I'm not a scrub like Janeway and I get back in a year.

I wish that I could control myself and be less spiteful.

Granted, you die. Sorry, it's the only way...

I wish my computer had more ram memory

Granted. I steal it from you (I'm using a freakin' Dell computer!)

I wish I was good at playing quads.

granted but no one wants to play with you.

I wish I could play better poker.

Granted. No one wants to play with you.

I wish I had an HP computer and not a Dell computer.

Granted but it was made in 1954

You have to make a wish

yay im not the only one that screws up this game

yeah. now there are 3 of you.

I wish everyone who doesn't make a wish would DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!

granted you forget to make a wish.

I wish for more emoticons.

Granted. They are all ASCII!!!!! ]:-D

I wish I had more imagination.

Granted but you can only use it on mondays.

I wish for a new phone.

(sorry for not doing a wish i wasnt thinkin )

granted but its a brick

I wish my bro was not so stupid.

Granted you more stupid than him

I wish i could fly

You don't know how to land.

I wish I could fly, land, and perform insane maneuvers while in flight without breaking a finger.

granted you break you toe.

I wish to be Q

gRANTED EVERYONE HATES YOU

I wish i was a quick typer

Granted. Major corporations of the world are fighting over you so you can be a lowly secretary or something.

I wish my computer was twice as fast but didn't blow up or anything.