corrupt-a-wish

granted it blows up.

I wish people liked me.

Granted... I'm the only one who likes you! (That's corrupting the wish, really!)

I wish this forum was more active.

granted but your not.


I wish for a un corruptible wish

Granted. You wish that you were uglier. That's incorruptible!

I wish i had superpowers!

Granted. You have modern day USA and China about 20 years from now warring against each other.

I wish I knew what would happen if the USSR was still here today, but wasn't.

Granted. You are killed by the communists!

I wish they continued making stargate sg1

granted but you cant whatch it.

I wish for there to be more membors on da forum

Granted. They are all the same person with different accounts.

I wish money and health!

granted you have no money and bad helth.

I wish for more ideas for wishes.

granted. They are all crappy

I wish i had more posts...

Granted. You have so many that your rank says "I am a post-whore."

I wish for a soda without poison.

Granted. It's not poisoned, it's radioactive. You die.

I wish i could control matter.

Granted. You can only control uber-colossal objects and can only make then roll around at .01 km per day.

I wish for a soda that was normal (as in didn't have anything weird in it.)

Granted. It hasn't got anything weird, but it's rotten.

I wish alkanosis didn't wish a soda

Granted. I wish for nuclear warheads instead.

I wish I had an accurate clock.

Granted, but his timezone isn't accurate!!

I wish i had lots of chocolates!

Granted. Half of them are filled with rat poison and the others have anthrax, radiation, diseases and etc.

I wish for my PC to have 4X as much RAM.

Granted, but then the PC gets too fast and the hard drive blows up. (This was totally invented)

I wish my computer had 2 gigabytes of RAM

Granted. I get angry, because that's exactly what I want.

I wish my laptop had 1 more GB of RAM, and my Dell desktop has 2GB more RAM.

granted. it being a dell it still sucks.
I wish my computer didnt die

Granted. It crashes all the time instead.

I wish I was more proficient at getting from one site to two other ones.

granted. You became more proficient at it...your computer however couldnt handle 2 sites open at once. it blows up.

I wish I had an indestructible car.

Granted. A terrorist GTA'd it and went on a rampage where even tanks couldn't destroy it.

I wish for coffee that I won't spill on myself and sue McDonald's for $10,000,000.

Granted. It's the best coffee of the world, you drink it, you like it, but it's radioactive and you die.

I wish i wasn't so evil.

Granted. You are so nice that it's somewhat boring.

I wish my parents were more organized (we're about to leave in 5 minutes and they're still out!)

Granted. They are always telling you to organize your bedroom.

I wish my parents were less organized...

granted. Your family is sued for not paying a parking fine and you have to live on the street.

Hoffwn i Sêl 100% dros Dell ar y we.
i wish there was a 100% sale for Dell on the wel

Granted, nobody except you bought anything 'cause Dell sucks like that.

I wish I had a Macbook w/ a quad core.

Granted... It blows up the moment you turn it on

I wish a better computer equipped with the best OS that exists...

Granted. Bill Gates cries, "Blasphemy!" and sues you for all your money and your computer.

I wish I had a supercomputer that couldn't be hacked, couldn't be blown up by terrorists, and that I CAN get in whenever I want to.

Granted... The computer can't be hacked, and the hackers go to your house and destroy it...

I wish for cool freeware

Granted. They are bundled with ad-ware and stuff so that the freeware can keep going. They ad-ware cannot be removed, either.

I wish the camera on my phone worked.

granted but it will only tak pictures of chesse

i wish my bro would turn down the sound

Granted, only by 1 decibel.

I wish I could understand that Loutima (sp?) song.

Granted.Everybody understands it

I wish for smartness

Granted you are too smart and everyone hates you

i wish i was rich

(Everybody already hates me)
Granted... You get so rich that some robbers kill you while they take all of your money

I wish nobody hated me...

Granted but two people fight over you and your limbs are ripped off

i wish these firewalls wernt so effictive

Granted. They aren't effective, hackers get in your computer and erase all your hard drive...

I wish i was cooler

Granted. You live in Antarctica.

I wish people would speak proper English.

Granted, but you forget that language

I wish i wasn't so stupid

granted you get real smart real quick, so fast ur head explodes

i wish for me to be able to host on superpower 2

Granted, but you die.

I wish killerflood hadn't returned... (because i became the second biggest poster in the forum and now he wants to take that title from me!!)

Granted. If that's your reasoning, then I cause you to go on hiatus for 2 years and when you get back I have over 10K posts.

I wish we had more active members.

Granted, but you get away from this forum.

I wish Darkwing was more active

Granted, but he posts once a minute- for 24 hours!

I wish BM 3 was finished

Granted, but it's filled with filthy bugs!!

I wish i wasn't so evil when i corrupt wishes

You are even more so (I wonder how that would work?)

I wish I wasn't pedantic about the English language.

You can't talk at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm using the corruption you gave to my wish!)

I wish i was even more evil corrupting wishes!!!

Granted but everyone ignores you (who was I talking to?)

I wish I was rich