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Terra Shadows wrote:What if... bleach didn't exist?

all right now thats evil...

what would happen if Bush joined this forum?

Darkwing would f*** him out of here. (permaban or worse)

Why are Vulcan's ear's pointed?

cause they're dunmer wannabes but have never played elder scrolls so they failed and stuck with the ears...


why am i hoping for an elder scrolls V?

I don't d***ed know.

Why do the Borg always seem so angry?

Because they on a wet patch

What if wet patches didn't exist?

The Borg would of assimilated earth.

What if Obama was assasinated at election!

Then Joe Biden woulod have become dictator. Obviously.

What if Australia was one huge boat?

i'd panic because not only would there be daylight saving all the time zones would become screwed and i wouldn't be able to figure out when is when!!!

what if george bush was osama bin ladens brother?!

Then Osama would have been the popular brother.

What if all the world had the same time zone?

We'd use skype all day long and spam eachother.

What if no one invented computers?

then we'd be ruled by a superrace of spoons

What if I divided by 0?

First you need something to divide by zero. Say a blackhole. It gets stronger as 0 divided by 0 = more zeros thus more blackholes in one. THen It swallows the earth.

What if the sun disappeared?

We die.

What if black holes didn't exist?

The universe would be spammed with unnecesarry matter.

What if I asked my other self a question and he answered it?

You would exist in twice at the same point in time, so you're taking 'shrooms

What if grass was red?

That means Obamas cat must be called apples!
What if Apples is stuck in a tree?

Then Mac would have to get him down.

What is Mac was stick in a tree?

Then be Firemom had pet him down

What if grammar was taught in Singapore?

Then FF would still not profit.

Why are there people who can't speak or write English still trying to do exactly that?

Because both questions are not true.

Why?

Because a question cannot be untrue or true.

Why are you still here?

Because here is close to beer

Why the word hurly-burly?

Because the hurly-burly bear hurled the burly elk again the burning bulking hulk of a humbug.

Why did I just construct that evil sentence?

because you're a poet, but you don't know it.

What flavours do planets come in?

Chocolate, minty fresh, strawberry and Zyklon B.

Why is steampunk awesome?

It isn't, you're just deaf.

Who took my ear?

The man-eating anteaters owned by Professor Farnsworth.

Why did the half robot duck go with the half robot chicken across the road?

Because it's bisexual

Why is the yard covered in grape jelly?

Cause I took the KY jelly for my own nefarious purposes.

How to stop sucking?

Read my book on Awesomness.

Why don't I have superpowers yet?

Because your favorite sports team lost.

Why am I being chased by giant grapefruit?

Because you had a mental collapse while cooking dinner and you injected a watermelon with a bizarre chemical.

How come all technology has reverted to 1800s tech?

Because an iPad mated with a 17th century cannon (somehow) and produced a thing that kills people with terrible music

Why am I so awesome?

A freak birth mishap. Unfortunately your awesomness is so great that you have no friends and are very lonely.

Why do trees keep falling from the sky?

Because somewhere out there Obelix is destroying a forest to find his beloved Idefix.

Where will DW find love?

The universe suddenly implodes due to the inability to answer that question

How come I don't believe the time?

That's because all those episodes of Dr. Who have brainwashed you.

I can has cheezburger?

No, but you can have this delicious three week old fish sandwich instead.

What is the meaning of belly button lint?

Well, you can use it to escape out of prisons.

Why can witches fly?

Because a plain old sand witch would be stupid.

Why did an old lady swallow a fly?

Because she was sleeping with her mouth open.

Why can some animals walk over water?

They've been touched by God

Why do moons howl at werewolves?

Because Wolverines have lost there voice howling so many times at the moon.

Why did Neil Armstrong step on the Moon..?

Because he couldn't do The Worm.

What is the square root of 1?

1

Why am I having to revive this game?

because peaple dislike you enough for you to have to do it.

what is life?

An extraordinary collation of molecules in a macro-structure.

What is the meaning of pie?

a terrorist invention to hide a nuke, once they are able to fit one inside.
why do peaple argue.

because peace has only recently been invented.

Why does it always rain on me, is it because I lied when I was 17?

no its becuase your in scotland.

how do i eat a sandwich?