Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

Because he is. Godlike awesome really.

Why is there doubt about my awesomeness?

Because he is. Godlike awesome really.

Why is there doubt about my awesomeness?

Because. You're really not awesome.

No question?

But...but...I got a star today...... whimper....BAAAAAAAAAAHAAAWWWWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Aw look what you did, you made him cry, shame on you!

I'm shameless. No shame.

Why is this so?

Because you have nothing to live for and you want to die at the hands of Skar, the Shadow of Death.


Why'd I make a Darkspore reference?

Because you're awesome, but not as much as me.

Why is Philly attractive despite his shamelessness?

genetics.

Drugs drugs drugs. Why?

Cause drugs are cool cause everyone has AIDS cause I joined the fencing club.

Why do I have the feeling that I won't have time for half the stuff for which I signed up?

Because time was created so that nobody could have enough of it.

Who is killing all of our tomato plants?

The Mexicans are killing the tomatoes to use as compost for mushroom farms.

Why does it feel so weird to do laundry in school for the first time?

Because you're in the washing machine.

Why is Philly wasting time on the internet when there is drinking to do?

Cause I have classes at 9 every morning and hangovers are NOT fun >_<

Why does the detergent make me woozy?

Because you bought it at your local sketchy pizza parlour

Why can't I find motivation to do productive things on my day off?

You're waiting for Revenant, the Deathraider of the Stars to kill you!

If you were a hero from Darkspore, which one would you be? (Please choose a hero from the actual game. Research it if you have to.)

Fuck darkspore, fuck heroes, fuck everything!

Why the fuck?

Because the Offspring

Kristy, are you doing okay?

The Kids Aren't Alright!

Was that intentional?

A glossary of American Football?

Does anyone have any tips on how to make gin a palatable drink without vermouth or tonic water?

Yes. Pour it down the drain, reprimand yourself for having gin in the first place, and make yourself a nice vodka tonic. Or just do shots of tequila if you're in the mood for a nice headache tomorrow (only mixtos like Cuervo will do that, though.)

Can you give me 50 shot glasses?

Yes. One is merely cracked.

Can I turn helium into gold?

Sure, but it's voice may be somewhat high pitched.

What direction is the wind?

Out
Why am I not a member of mensa

Because your muscles should be tensa.

What would happen if Gaddafi controlled the USA?

It would become a country everybody liked again

What if up was really down?

Then frowns would be very confused!

What is your favourite Bob Dylan song?

The one when he died and stopped singing.

Why am I such a positive person?

You are?

^that was both the answer and a question

annoying
what pie for?

3.14159

Why?

You are annoying and din't answer my question, which I will ask AGAIN! NOW ACTUALLY ANSWER IT!!!!!

If you were a hero from Darkspore, which one would you be? (Please choose a hero from the actual game. Research it if you have to.)

I think you're in the wrong aisle sir, this is the ask a crazy question, get an insane answer aisle.. Ketchup's over there

What type of insect am I?

You're not even worthy to be an insect. For you are but a lowly annelid.

Why is college so awesome?

Philly Homer wrote:Why?

Alternate answer and answer to above : because
well are we all sitting comfortably?

We are, and I hope you are sitting rather uncomfortably because I feel like it.

Why so sadistic?

Because it's a full moon.

Why is it a full moon every night in movies about werewolves?

Because then werewolves would show up and maul their prey. Duh!

If you were a hero from Darkspore, which one would you be? (Please choose a hero from the actual game. Research it if you have to. I'll keep asking until someone selects a hero. You can give an insane reason for the selection of the hero.)

I don't give enough shits to do research about something for which I do not care.

Is it possible?

IceBite wrote:Because then werewolves would show up and maul their prey. Duh!

If you were a hero from Darkspore, which one would you be? (Please choose a hero from the actual game. Research it if you have to. I'll keep asking until someone selects a hero. You can give an insane reason for the selection of the hero.)

Stepping out here, if you post that question one more time, you won't be permitted to play. If you want a legit answer to that question, post it in general chat, not here.

Why? (fyi, that's meant to be the stupid question AND me asking why?, because I meant I wanted an insane reason for the legit answer)

Because the question has been answered I believe at least 3 times now.

Would I be able to ask the same question 3 times in a row if, in fact, I posted them in a way that I were saying the same exact thing except in a different way every time?

I am gonna go with no on that one

Fair enough.

How do I decrease the downtime between workouts?

Steroids, obviously.

Who needs to workout when you have muscles as awesome as Krunchy?

Not everyone can be uber thin and have a 6pack without working at it

Why can't I be uber thing and have a 6pack without working at it?

You're not nerdy enough.

How come Irene was a pathetic drizzle of rain?

Here it wasn't even a pathetic drizzle of rain. There was just... No Rain

Why am I so clever?

You're not, this video is not available in my country.

Why am I so cynical?

Because you can't get Blind Melon videos in Canada, apparently. Smoke some weed for happy thoughts also.

Why do I not feel even the slightest inclination to smoke, well, anything?