Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by Shemuel 2010-06-24, 11:38

with your hair.

What happens if I divide by 0?

by Shemuel 2010-07-07, 10:42

You clone yourself. Idiot.

What if I were to die?

by Shemuel 2010-07-16, 20:17

Why must I have to revive RP threads?

by **Destral** 2010-07-16, 20:21

Because you are a chicken.

Why is the world flat?

by Shemuel 2010-07-23, 08:11

Because it's resting on a table.

Why do people believe in the square Earth Theory?

by rrps700 2010-07-23, 16:09

because they a stupid
why dose shemuel kill allot of my threads?

by Deoran Drages 2010-07-23, 19:56

as a child would so simply and wisely say: BECAUSE!

wonder how they got so smart?

by **A-BIack_Man** 2010-07-25, 02:48

children get smart from their know-it-all parents

how do i win?

by rrps700 2010-07-26, 08:35

kill everyone else
what's my name

by Argent_Storm 2010-07-31, 20:12

rrps700
Why is the sky blue?

by Philly Homer 2010-08-01, 01:12

It's not blue! It's purple and yellow!

Do you have TP? TP for my bunghole?

by Shemuel 2010-08-01, 11:12

No.

What is TP?

by Philly Homer 2010-08-01, 11:16

Tin-foil papier-mache!

What is a bunghole?

by Shemuel 2010-08-01, 11:18

It's the part of a bunsen burner you fill up to avoid any gas, liquid or solid from escaping.

by Philly Homer 2010-08-01, 11:22

No questions.

Why?

by Shemuel 2010-08-01, 11:27

I have amnesia. About forum etiquette.

What causes amnesia?

by Argent_Storm 2010-08-01, 16:59

a bump on the head or bad soda.
Why arent their 13 hours on a clock?

by rrps700 2010-08-03, 07:23

the hands are not long enough
where does the sun not shine?

by Silvershadows 2010-08-03, 09:28

because shining makes it sad.

why am i so tempted to play xbox now ?

by rrps700 2010-08-05, 09:39

because you have no taste.
why am i here?

by Argent_Storm 2010-08-06, 16:19

because
when the world is taken over by this forum who will be king?

by rrps700 2010-08-08, 15:54

darkwing
whats the meaning of life?

by Data 2010-08-14, 15:56

42
What is the hypothetical maximum of the universal size for a grape fruit

by rrps700 2010-08-15, 16:06

oranges that are expanded
why?

by Philly Homer 2010-08-15, 16:47

Cause KY Jelly doesn't save you from the evil Rape-aXe Sad

Why would anyone create such an evil device?

by **Thingy** 2010-08-15, 16:58

To make raeping men as painful as possible!

Why?

by rrps700 2010-08-15, 17:02

because there weird
how?

by Philly Homer 2010-08-15, 17:02

This is proof that women are evil and can only bring men down.

Why can't more people realize that?

by **Thingy** 2010-08-15, 17:07

Because they're too busy looking at tits!

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Oh yeah... That's a lovely big ol' tit...

Why are tits so hypnotizing?

by rrps700 2010-08-15, 17:14

because they fly
why did you ask?

by Philly Homer 2010-08-15, 17:40

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why is green?

by Data 2010-08-16, 17:07

Because I said so

Why does everyone not like green?

by **Destral** 2010-08-16, 17:13

Because Im a warlord bent on getting revenge on a planet that exiled me.

Why does eating destroy your liver?

by **Thingy** 2010-08-16, 20:04

Because it's GHARBUDGHE DAHUY!

What do people do on GHARBUDGHE DAHUY?

by Darkjedi 2010-09-01, 04:48

talk to their zippers

What do muppets do in 6x normal speed?

by rrps700 2010-09-04, 15:13

die i think i mean the guys hands expoload

why do i get spots

by Darkjedi 2010-09-07, 07:29

Philly Homer wrote:Because you touch yourself at night.

Why am I hungry for Ellen Page?

by Nuchiha101 2010-09-10, 17:40

( This isnt a necro, it's only 3 damn days since a post )

Because, you saw a book!

Why are books scary??

by Kiyoshi Midnight 2010-11-03, 10:18

Because you haven't read them in so long, and there has been one hiding under your bed, waiting for you to stick your hand in.

What is a better weapon to have during a Zombie Apocalypse: A pointy stick you can easily find in the woods, or a Baretta handgun?

by rrps700 2010-11-10, 19:45

Public toilets.
Who put time in motion? Very Happy

by Enish Lord 2010-11-28, 09:55

No one. Matter creates time.

Why does this time of year always get me down?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2010-11-28, 12:01

because you entered the void

Why do people kill themselves over a shit-colored circle?(AKA a penny)

by rrps700 2010-12-01, 13:45

Because they are greedy.
Why am I here

by Shemuel 2010-12-23, 09:16

I have no idea.

Where is the Christmas cheer?

by Deoran Drages 2010-12-30, 04:41

gone in a barrel of beer

where did that beer come from?

by rrps700 2011-01-01, 10:31

behind my ear.
why was said beer there?

by Darkjedi 2011-01-06, 03:28

Because aliens from the planet kripton want to give you an anal probe.

Who loves chicken? (i personally hate it)

by Deoran Drages 2011-01-07, 19:58

Roosters, they're attracted to hens,

why am i going to sleep so late these days?

by max-eMaDness 2011-01-15, 15:55

coz ur paranoid bout someone stealin ur xbox

y had australia been failing at cricket lately

by Deoran Drages 2011-01-15, 17:28

Ricky PONNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

why must i be angry?

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