Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

Darkjedi wrote:Oh, sorry.

Uh....

Why is windows 7 boot time slower than vista's was on my computer?

(Yeah, I have 7 now)

Since the question wasn't answered neither will your's.

Can someone fix DJ's computer so he'll answer questions?

DJ doesnt exist therefore he has no computer to fix. Due to this simple logic he should be able to answer questions now.

How long will it take me to get my LPIC 1 certification.

Whenever I find out what that means.

Once again, What is your quest?

to find the worlds biggest shoe and then lie in for the rest of my life

where is the worlds biggest shoe?

In my pants. (For safe keeping)

And no, you can't live there.

Why am I craving humus? (Say that I'm pregnant)

because you got pregant by an inbred potato farmer named jeff and you decided to run away together to live in the country with lots and lots of inbred children

why does my toe click?

cause george bush got sick

why do i hate getting sick?

Because you can't get down with the sickness... [lame XD]

Why did I make a horrible pun at a rock band's song?

because that rock band touched you and you felt the need for vengence

why are you vengful ?

cause revenge is awsome

why is revenge awsome?

because doing nothing is unawesome so by process of elimination revenge must therefore be awesome

what is process of elimination?

its where i destroy every single option until i find the one lucky enough to survive

what happens then?

you lose the game.

Why did I lose the game?

because master chief took off his mask and world ended

what would happen if bleach took over?

white supremacy

why am i ill?

cause you poured bleach over your self

why am i bored a lot of the time?

because you have a bored bug buried in side your brain causing you to be bored so that eventually it can take over you body and then enslave the human race

and you never asked any question

why didn't you ask any question?

i to have a bored bug buried inside my brain but mine makes me forget things

why does it make me forget?

It secretes a chemical known as Forgetocin, which kills brain cells.

What is the name of the bug?

Tod

why are we still talking about this bug

because thats what the bug wants us to talk about

why ?

cause this bug has a big ego

how do we make humble?

by openly laughing at in a manor that would befit an evil villain

why does this humble him ?

cause he dont know what manor or evil is and thinks villain is vanilla

how to do we teach it?

By sending in an educational bug with a PHD.

How do we kill it?

salt mixed bull seamen

why bull seamen ?

[In the future, don't make innuendos... unless there is a [M] in the front.]

Because you are very strange..


Why is water blue?

because it didnt want to be red

what if it was green?

Then it'd be gross..


What if it was purple?

Purple-headed warriors standing in it would be invisible.

What if New Orleans won the Superbowl?

Then the colts would be sent off to a glue factory

What if the Colts won?

then people outside the US would know who they were causing catastrophic power failure

how many polar bears are there ?

50 million who drank polar beer

what would have happened if they drank a lunar beer?

you'd get squaids

what is squaids ?

i have no idea,

why do i have no idea?

Because I dont have a life

Why dont I have a life?

cause a skeleton said get a life

why was he a skeleton

because he got in a fight with a pigeon [the pigeon won]

why is the pigeon so strong?

Because your coordination and vision were seriously impaired due a case of rhinorrhea.
(Snot dripped from your nose, and the wind blew it into your eyes.)

Why is your name silvershadows?

because that is the way the sky god made it when i did the naming dance

why am i so bored ?

cause you have a phobia of being excited

why is everybody asking why questions?

Because we have all read the book "Reasons and Persons" by Derek Parfit.

Why don't we all have knifes like that assassin's creed guy?

Because in real life it would damage your hand cutting someone.

Has anyone tried Zeilsteen radio before?

i have, in my imagination

what if i tried it in real life?

@ DJ: notice Altair had to amputate his left ring finger in order to use his hidden blade

Your brain would explode.


What if the Mass Effect universe was parallel to ours? and easily accessible form our side?

[I know, 2 questions.. but answer them D:<]

then reapers and collectors will come into our universe but without anything like N7, Cerberus or the spectres we are doomed and when we exterminated or captured the reapers and the collectors go to war
while saren looks on from the afterlife saying, i told you so!

what if i was completely wrong?

Then we would become awesome for our universe and be able to find other races.. like talking fuzzy teddybears.

What if... bleach didn't exist?

Then all of the little children of the world would become anime characters, and fantasy would be confused with reality, therefore leading to an eventual merge of the two.

What is the meaning of shoes? (I hate them)

Nobody knows... but the Vulcan's invented Velcro..

What is the meaning of caek?