Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by me naam is m 2009-03-20, 22:19

made of phail, can't say anything else.

am i evil?

by Karlo 2009-03-21, 11:05

yes and no, personal OPINION!!!! on all sides good and evil hehehe. lol.. ok thats actually true...

what is a homo sapien?

by me naam is m 2009-03-21, 11:24

Karlo wrote:yes and no, personal OPINION!!!! on all sides good and evil hehehe. lol.. ok thats actually true...

incorrect. it's not an opinion.

a thinking man. in other words, not you.

why are some people so out of touch with what they think are really good at?

by Earthdeath 2009-03-22, 19:48

because they are from the US navy.

WTF are clowns for?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2009-03-22, 19:51

to scare 3-year-olds. why do people always try to take your money?

by Earthdeath 2009-03-22, 20:24

to taunt hobos.

Why are humans so random?

by me naam is m 2009-03-22, 21:25

because when god created us, he threw us through a Random Gen.

why can flash be such a maze?

by killerflood 2009-03-24, 22:10

because your making a flas maze!!

Why am I nostalgic all of the sudden?

by me naam is m 2009-03-25, 06:36

Back to the future!

why can't captain Kirk hear you?

by FlashFreak22 2009-03-25, 08:26

Because Japan makes cars.

Why doesn't Microsoft try to conquer the world? (They've already succeeded half of the world, and windows still sucks!)

by me naam is m 2009-03-25, 08:36

because they'll never succeed with their crappy, amateuristic products.

why is the weather so bad ATM?

by FlashFreak22 2009-03-25, 12:33

Because chocolate is poop filled with sugar.

Why is nuclear winter not nuclear summer? We'd be dead all the same.

by me naam is m 2009-03-25, 12:53

because dinosaurs will die!

why am i punk in drublic?

by FlashFreak22 2009-03-25, 13:00

Because I don't know what drublic is (Please tell)

Why is my avatar a zikky bomb?

by me naam is m 2009-03-25, 13:27

because you like to explode.

Punk in DRublic... DRunk in Public?

why is awesome so... awesome?

by killerflood 2009-03-25, 13:31

because you aren't considered it.

Why was there a robbery near our school?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2009-03-25, 16:52

because you escaped from school and robbed the place! why do i forget things so easily?

by FlashFreak22 2009-03-26, 17:44

Because when we die all of our memories are dumped into a floppy. Yours is dumped onto a floppy with only 1.384 megabytes, so you have to make room.

Why didn't Michael Jackson paint himself maroon?

by Earthdeath 2009-03-26, 20:08

because i said so

why does china have an insanely large population?

by me naam is m 2009-03-27, 07:41

because the act of procreating is so much fun to them.

why is there poverty in the world?

by leewatson1 2009-03-27, 09:08

becouse you eat to much

why do schools have to be around

by me naam is m 2009-03-27, 09:44

because otherwise there'd be even more stupid humans.

why are chips so fat?

by FlashFreak22 2009-03-27, 17:56

Because fat is so chippy.

Why isn't Betelgeuse spelled Beetle juice?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2009-03-27, 19:44

because somebody liked geese better. why do people think star trek is only for nerds?

by Earthdeath 2009-03-27, 20:03

Because you are on a forum for it.

What is Pi divided by 0?

by me naam is m 2009-03-27, 20:46

armageddon.

why did they name a place 'armageddon'?

(seriously, there's a place named 'armageddon' in the holy land)

by killerflood 2009-03-27, 21:32

because that is where the last messiah will be born.

why is my w key messed up?

by FlashFreak22 2009-03-28, 09:23

Because my M key is messed up.

Why is the meaning of life 42? (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Awesome movie.)

by me naam is m 2009-03-28, 09:30

23

why do i find the whole 'brave new world' album so awesome?

by FlashFreak22 2009-03-28, 09:33

Because the "Cowardly Old Moon" album SUCKED

Why did Al Capone have the same initials as an air conditioner?

by me naam is m 2009-03-28, 10:31

wow, so he IS super airconditioner guy! OMGZORS!

why did i just write OMGZORS?

by FlashFreak22 2009-03-28, 11:48

Yes.

Who invented a chat where you talk exclusively in Emoticons and smileys?

by me naam is m 2009-03-28, 13:45

you, while on crack.

why do noobs exist?

by FlashFreak22 2009-03-28, 13:55

Because everyone in the world has a Shlopalopagus in their closet.

Why did Hitler have a funky moustache?

by me naam is m 2009-03-28, 13:57

don't you know, it's the source of his evil!

why is Satan evil?

by FlashFreak22 2009-03-28, 14:00

Because the letter "S" is a mass murderer.

Why must you hurt me like this? Sad

by me naam is m 2009-03-28, 14:04

I get payed per scream, moan or squeal. it's my frigging job.

Why do my hands hurt?

by FlashFreak22 2009-03-28, 14:07

I get paid for every ounce of lotion you buy for your hands. It's my friggin LIFE!!

Why does one of my friends not like to jump up and down and scream at parties?

by killerflood 2009-03-28, 20:49

because he isn't drunk like you.

To be, or not to be, is that really the question?

by FlashFreak22 2009-03-28, 21:52

Camels have wiggly fuzzy humps!

Whom is Plebian?

by killerflood 2009-03-29, 00:05

Plebius Humorgous III. He created the plebian dynasty which lasted into centeries. He will be born on 12/21/2012. He will making lasting peace by conquering us all. He made the quote "All your base are belong to us" and while destroying the US with lasers he is quoted as saying "I'ma chargin ma lazors!!". He dies on your birthday because YOU killed him...that wasn't very nice now was it?

Why did I make such a long answer?

by FlashFreak22 2009-03-29, 10:01

Because Shemuel is Welsh. NOT IRISH.

Why do I eat liquid?

by me naam is m 2009-03-29, 10:32

because your sense of grammar is messed up.

why is chocolate delicious?

by FlashFreak22 2009-03-29, 10:40

because you eat poop.

Why is Y Why, WAII, or Ergo E=MC x MC???

by killerflood 2009-03-29, 14:57

because you suck at math.

Why oh why did the little boy cry?

by Meganew Trek 2009-03-31, 14:26

Because the cake is a lie!!!

Why does everyone accept me now that I've been away?

by Shemuel 2009-03-31, 15:57

~~It's a trap~~ No idea.

What is Wales divided by 0?

by Meganew Trek 2009-03-31, 16:02

Scotch.

What is Scotch x Whiskey - Vodka?

by me naam is m 2009-03-31, 16:19

Uber capitalistic pink elephants.

how do you eradicate the flood effectively?

by Meganew Trek 2009-03-31, 16:43

With a straw.

Why is nobody posting on the Stargate RPG?

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