Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

because you made yourself be a god. i am also a god. who isnt a god?

DW because he is a super god , why i am not a orange ?

Toisc go bhfuil Gaeilge agat oráiste.

Why would most people not understand what I just said?

because they have narrow mind , why does arrows always hit the apple ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv6qxC4IToU

because when they use pop cans, they fail

why do pop cans fail?

because the like jazz , why do they like jazz ?

Because BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Why must you hurt me like this harry?

because you've got a pot on your head.

Why do i hate John Howard?

because he likes making pie.

Why do i hate school so much?

[starting a new]

Why is the world not round and not flat?

so that people dont all stand on one side and make everyone fall off

why are people crazy ?

they did it for the lulz.

lol wut?

(yes two memes in one post. excellant.)

hi thats what.

why hi ?

they crashed through the door.

So I herd u leik mudkipz?

(fourth, I'm on fire!!)

yeh who does nt like a good mudkip hes a very awesome pokemon

why is pokemon so cool

because serious cat are serious.

why is everything so invisible?

because its playing hide and seek and your just crap at seeking

whered you go ?

I went somewhere?

(both answer and question. beat that!!)

For putting answer and question in same sentence, you are smited.

Why am I ?

gay ? your gay because you like men, bored? because you have nothing better to do with your time, here ? because of biology, thats about all i can think of you should really be more specific when asking a question.

why are specific details important ?

Becuase they are important.

Why can I type very well and fail spelling at the same time??

because you were dropped on your head in the future and the though temperal magic you have brain damage now understand ? i thought not

what is temperal magic ?

when you use the bathroom.

Why is the edit button so valuable.

so I can edit, edit and re-edit everything about people and turn them EVIL!

Why is evil the new good?

because blue is the new flux capacitor

how does blue work ?

by being red.

Why is bleach awsome?

because it sucks so bad.

Why did the Halo movie run out of money?

EDIT: I love the fact that when you edit within ten seconds of posting it's called flood control.

because they spent it all on drugs

why do drugs make people happy?

I'm so soooorrrrrEEEE I'm so happppppy in my happpy plaaaccce

Why do drugs suck?

because they are like vaccum cleaners

what are vaccum cleaners ?

They've gone from suck to blow!!

(ten points to whoever gets that reference)

Why is that reference such a hilarious movie?

because no has every seen it or heard of it apart from you
why are you the only one who can see it ?

because everybody else is invisible.

Why haven't you seen spaceballs?

Because nobody cares.


Why is the meaning of life 42?

because all the other number said no

why did they say no ?

cause I said so.

Who is the marshmellowish man?

steve you know steve u know steve friends with kieth and malcolm

when will the post come ?

When my old tongue becomes alive, reproduces into a billion other tongues which invade hospitals in order to find new tongues to mate with and to replace Hatti relief doctors because of their unmatched knowledge of conditions like, arterial blood gas.

Why am I going to have to live through another snowstorm on Thursday?

cause theres a thunderstorm on friday

what's on saturday?

National Jehovah's Witness field service day. (Not really, but every Saturday might as well be)
Your door will be knocked on at approximately 9:30.....and we WILL wake you up!

What do the strange symbols on your avatar mean?

i am fluent in symbolise and i can tell you they mean potato and mushroom

why does my computer get hot ?

its got a fever

how do you cure it?

the blood of a thousand magical pixies and elves mixed with the magic ingreedient

whats the magic ingreedient?

your mom....cooking taters.

Who IS the weakest link?

the biggest failure who is the failure of failing at tv gameshow is the weakest link

who is the worlds biggest failure?

He hasn't been born yet since he failed a how to be born test's 2+2 question.

What Is your Name?

you know im not actually sure im gunna go for something russian like nicolai or barackicov

is there a russian obama?

killerflood wrote:your mom....cooking taters.

Who IS the weakest link?

Dang it, you got to it before me!

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Yes, but he loves prostitutes:

Silvershadows wrote:you know im not actually sure im gunna go for something russian like nicolai or barackicov

is there a russian obama?

Yes, and his slogan is CHANGE HAVE YOU!!!

Now seriously, what is your quest?

Oh, sorry.

Uh....

Why is windows 7 boot time slower than vista's was on my computer?

(Yeah, I have 7 now)