Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

cause they totally rip people off.

Why do I want to get angry at bioware?

Because you feel like it.
Why did I just reply to your question?

because you felt like it

why is the sea blue ?

because fish like to swim in it. why am i here right now?

because of a crazy thing called evolution

why do posters fall down ?

because they have been staring at forums all day and they need some sleep. why does dondon have to exist?

because dw needs someone to smite

why does sunday night tv suck ?

Because you are thinking about tomorrow (monday) and can't concentrate on the TV.
Why do I have to go back to school in 2 days?

because you must learn all all good thing come to an end

whydoes cs4 cost so much

because its evil! why is my computer getting crappier?

because you continually abuse it

why is summer nearly over?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why is band camp so horrible?

because your not camp enough to be there

why does flying scare me

Because Freddy Kruger doesn't scare you. You've gotta be scared of something...

Is is grammatically incorrect to end a sentence with a prepositional phrase?

yes always yeh i no what your talking about

why do road works have to start at ten in the morning

Who cares? Nobody keeps track of when road work starts, cause you should be at work by then.

Why does it hurt when I pee? (link here)

because he should of had it looked at by a doctor a long time ago

whyis my inbox filled with spam

Too much lolicon.

Why does nobody appreciate the musical genius of Frank Zappa?

they probably would if theyd heard of him

why am i here

becuase your sad and like star trek

what is the moon mad off?

the moon is made of cheese dont you know anything

are any harry potter films good

yes the one that hasnt been made yet

why do my eyes make bogies when i sleep?
(i want a really insame ansew for that 1)

because your not really human your an alien waiting to be activated so you can kill all humans

why do have an overactive imagination

becuase im extremly tired as ive been up since 6 AM

well then go to bed

why dont i want to go to bed ?

becuase your like me and is having to much fun here

probably but not in that way

why are you not askin stupid questions?

because we hate insane answers. why are answers insane?

because they need to be or the world ends

You all fail at this game.

well arent you in a happy mood

no, hes truthful. what is the truth?

Me! Why aren't you all bowing down now?

Why do scene kids exist?

because they needed props.

Why is why why and how is how how?

because i said so

why did i say so?

The cat ate the road on N/A jiggle chickens. Wassup.

Hubbaha! Hubbaha! Hubbaha! Hubbaha! Hubbaha! ...?

no. why did you write that?

because he wanted an answer with a bang

What if kevin rudd tried to drop a nuke on the US on his own

He'd set it off right next to himself, and fail utterly.

When?

The day before yesterday, last year.

How the hell does that happen?

it doesnt happen in hell. where does it happen then?

up your butt and around the corner.

Who, what, when, where, why?

Steve, killed himself, next year, in a WalMart, because he doesn't liek Mudkipz.

Why?!

Yo momma so fat, she - What do you mean I'm not Gangsta? I wear bling. See?

Why yo momma so fat?

Not answering that question because it's not original

DO YOU LIKE MUDKIPZ?!

Yes.

Don't you?

I am a mudkip

are mudkips related to mudpiez?

Probably because they share one very obvious thing in common... They're both Yu-gi-oh!() cards!

Where is Llanymddyfri?

Lla = Los Angeles. Mddy = Moddy. Fri = Fry. So it's Los Angeles Moddy Fry.

Why do I have school starting next Wednesday while I'm off on Friday?

because i am a god
whay am i a god