Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by me naam is m 2008-12-01, 12:35

E: DJ!

question 8:
who wants to become a mod, is whining about it all day and is probably the last one to get it?
A Meganew trek
J DW
U your mother
T satan
V screw this question!

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-01, 12:40

G: MNIM

Question 8: Who rules the world?

A: Holland
B: The European Union
C: Darkjedi
D: Screw all of you! I'm taking over, f*ggots!

by me naam is m 2008-12-01, 12:56

D, and E: i already do! BOW, slaves!

question 9: which game is more awesome:
A, 'hit the guy with a mooring cable'
B. 'poke someone with red hot sticks'
C. flash trek Broken Mirror 3
D. www.battleknight.net
E. C&C (any)
F. torturing you

by Philly Homer 2008-12-01, 13:11

A, B, F, and G - ripping on Meganew because it's fun.

Question 10: Should this test be over?

A. Yes
B. No
C. I don't know
D. Dimmu Burger!
E. I hate the SATs
F. I'm going to and worship Hitler tomorrow while eating virgin flesh.

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-01, 13:38

G: I'm going to force Alka to look at Anime.

Why do you fart!?!?

by me naam is m 2008-12-01, 13:51

Alkanosis wrote:A, B, F, and G - ripping on Meganew because it's fun.

Question 10: Should this test be over?

A. Yes
B. No
C. I don't know
D. Dimmu Burger!
E. I hate the SATs
F. I'm going to and worship Hitler tomorrow while eating virgin flesh.

G. i'll let Hitler worship me tomorrow, and i'll eat some vrgin flesh.

question 11:

what is biggest?
A. the moon
B. an elephant
C. Your bum.
D. your ego

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-01, 13:58

L: Your a*s!!

Why do complications occur?

by Earthdeath 2008-12-01, 20:26

MNIM wrote:[colour=orange]what is biggest?
A. the moon
B. an elephant
C. Your bum.
D. your ego[/colour]

Meganew Trek wrote:L: Your a*s!!

Same thing!

Because easy doesnt.

what if i divided by 0?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-01, 20:30

You wouldn't exist. Why are blankets soft and comfortable?

by killerflood 2008-12-01, 20:57

because animals make it so Twisted Evil

why did I come back?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-01, 21:18

Because you missed DJ.

Why is this the first time I posted in this topic?

by killerflood 2008-12-01, 22:11

because you are blind to it's magnificense

why or why not? why is that the question?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-01, 23:05

It's screwed up.

Why do salsa dancers dance crazily?

by killerflood 2008-12-01, 23:13

because they are high on crack salsa

Why?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-02, 12:03

You die.

How?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-02, 13:14

By 2,000 nukes exploding at once.

Do I die too?

by me naam is m 2008-12-02, 13:35

of course not.

well, not immediately now anyway.

you will die slowly by a mutual torture session from DJ and me, very slowly, of course, otherwise it won't be any fun...

"i highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent god"

by killerflood 2008-12-02, 14:58

hmmm nice question of death.

hmmm we've gone through why, how..

...when?!?!?!

by Jim Russ 2008-12-02, 15:07

2 billion years in the future when everyone is a cyborg

What happens to me naam is me after I die?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 18:00

The almighty flying spaghetti monster goes into combat with Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris together, but since there's too much power in one single area, the kick between all three of them destroys the current universe and a second, Bigger Bang happens and a gigantic multiverse comes into creation.

Who, what, when, where, why, and how?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-02, 18:31

Chuck Norris, Death, Now, Heaven, Angry, Killed.

If Chuck Norris and DJ fought, who would win?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 20:07

CHUCK NORRIS! Do you even need to ask that question? *Wish genie comes from the Corrupt-a-Wish thread and slaps you for your stupid question*

What would happen if people weren't stupid and so they couldn't ask stupid questions?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-02, 20:20

Chuck Norris!!

What if Chuck Norris Chuck Norrised your water?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 20:26

Did you know that Stick Control by George Lawrence Stone is an extremely good book for the snare drummer?

Why does no one on this forum, bar myself, play the drums?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-02, 20:29

They are killed easily.

Why do I feel Chuck Norris doesn't have enough bada*ssery?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 20:31

Cause Bruce Lee is way better and you all know it!

Why does Chuck Norris suck so much?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-02, 20:33

DIE!!!!

Why does Chuck Norris suck as much as Chuck Yeager?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 20:34

Chuck doesn't suck, you fool!

Why are you not a Defender of the Faith?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-02, 20:39

Huh?

What causes insanity?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 20:41

Sorry, the party you have called cannot be reached at this time. Please leave a message after the beep.

Quick! What message do you leave before hanging up?!

by Earthdeath 2008-12-02, 20:53

"Welcome to suicide hotline, we have put you on hold"

Why do you get executed for attempted suicide in america?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 21:47

You want assisted suicide? Go over to Oregon or Washington. A representative will be over to help shortly.

Why is assisted suicide legal in Washington state and Oregon?

by killerflood 2008-12-02, 22:18

because it takes more one to screw in a lightbulb and the other one to be the lightbulb.

Why does the prostetute get arrested but not the buyer?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 22:31

Because China's economy is growing.

Why is everyone on this forum (except Darkwing and I) a dog person and not a cat person?

by Insane Crayon 2008-12-02, 22:32

I'm a Cat Person!!! I love Cats!!!! I have an albino Siamese cat that loves attention.

Why does everyone like dogs?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 23:19

Cause they ain't likin' teh neko.

Why did I just decide to go on AIM again?

by killerflood 2008-12-02, 23:37

Because you are aiming for a date.

Why do people think I am unedumacated (gosh I love lolcats Laughing

)?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-03, 00:12

Who said I do?

Why hasn’t the TacSat-3 launched into orbit yet? (it’s been ready for over a year)

by Philly Homer 2008-12-03, 02:39

Chuck Norris wants to eliminate the aliens first.

Why is Chuck Norris so all-powerful? Other people deserve what he has, you know. People like John Petrucci or Geddy Lee.

by Jim Russ 2008-12-03, 09:37

Because people have been misled by his mystical powers.

Why haven’t I eaten yet?

by me naam is m 2008-12-03, 13:00

Alkanosis wrote:Because China's economy is growing.

Why is everyone on this forum (except Darkwing and I) a dog person and not a cat person?

what? i love cats!

*purrrs*

because you've got obesitas.

is there life after death?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-03, 15:14

Yes, everyone else in the world will still live after you die.

(you meant this)

Is there such a thing as an immortal soul.

by Philly Homer 2008-12-03, 17:51

To make a cheese sandwich, simply place two slices of cheese between two slices of bread.

Why are people so obsessed with there being life after death or not? If there is, you better be in the right religion, and if there's not, who cares what you do in life?

by me naam is m 2008-12-03, 18:26

why the hell do you want me to answer when you do it yourself?

why is an orange... well, orange?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-03, 18:29

What do you want it to be green so you can call it a green?

Why can't a penguin be called a super-bird of supreme awesomeness that pwns you?

by me naam is m 2008-12-03, 18:44

Alkanosis wrote:What do you want it to be green so you can call it a green?

Why can't a penguin be called a super-bird of supreme awesomeness that pwns you?

because that's just 'penguin' for short

why are penguins awesome?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-03, 18:51

Because MNIM is a patron of the penguin. Besides, flamingos are soo yesterday...

Why are flamingos pink?

by me naam is m 2008-12-03, 19:03

because i painted them thusly

who is satan?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-03, 19:14

Me! *demonic laugh*

Why do I feel so delightfully evil today?

by me naam is m 2008-12-03, 19:39

because i do feel the same

how heavy is a pound?

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