Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

God was bored with europeans and africans running around hunting and gathering and all that so he made a new continent where people like eating raw fish wrapped in rice and seagrass and think women doing sick things with octopusses is hot.

Why did america nuke japan?

Boredom. But nukes have actually helped us more than they have given us problems, they kept the US and russia from bombing the hell out of eachother and europe while they were at it, it killed all those sickos and made way for a new generation and let japan change it's culture and infrastructure. They did their job and saved us from killing eachother the conventional way and will soon go obsolete because of new anti ICBM weapons. Hey... *gets an idea for BM3*

why do i like debating stuff like this so much?

(i was being more serious)

didnt you alredy ask that? But... God got bored with us so he turned the world into a ball and put the moon next to us so he could tell the angels dirty jokes about our solar system having differently sized balls.

Why do i have this feeling that someone's going to smite me for this?

Because hell could be a good place for you. (don't take it the wrong ay, jk)

Why do I keep thinking hell is the perfect place for me?

me naam is m wrote:because you deserve it.

I actually agree with you.
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neh, stay awake and die of sleeping disorders.

How can you die of not sleeping?

killerflood wrote:

me naam is m wrote:because you deserve it.

I actually agree with you.
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neh, stay awake and die of sleeping disorders.<---------------------

How can you die of not sleeping?

What? was that not answer enough for you?
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Because it believes it does but it dosn't.

When will mnim ever learn?

because he knows the slayer will slay him.

When will it come?

On his 18th birthday.

Why will it come?

because he will commit suicide.

Where will it come?

In his head.

How will it come?

A bullet to the brain.



Why am I constantly tired?

When you get your mind out of the gutters. (or when pigs fly)

When will pigs fly?

Darkjedi. (shuuuun shun the internet meme!)

What would happen if Flashtrek became an internet meme?

I would be out of the house before then.

Why?

Because by the time you finish writing it up, too much time would have passed.

Why don’t I have ff?

me naam is m wrote:(that ain't an answer to the question, wtf?)

To answer his question, Water Tower Facility.

For Jims,
Because there is no Last Fantasy.

How do erasers work?

By releasing radioactive chemicals into the paper that eliminates the ink.

(and who cares about that small percent that dies from radiation)


Why do homes have windows.

Because without windows we wouldn't have a way to spy on people.



Why do people want cars?

So they can run over people in the crosswalks.

Why do I have to take my Algebra Test?

Who ever said what you did were fun?

Why do we wear watches?

Sie sind doof.

Is my hunch that rammstein is german correct?

Because you have no taste in reading. (To Kill a Mockingbird was good. of course you don't live in Tennessee.)

Why am I interested in drawing architecture?

for alka's entertainment.

Why am I the only one on this forum that likes country?

Because i told them to

Why is this pic so awesome?



It's a penguin... in space marine armor.

*watches the explosive chip in your head explode and taking your head along with it* That's why

Why is the fallout universe so awesome? i mean... how can someone not think a walking man tank killing gigantic green ugly super mutants with a laser rifle in 50's style nuked washington DC is awesome? I mean, come on... POWER ARMOR!!!

because you are mad for some reason unkown to me.

Why is mnim mad?