Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by **Thingy** 2009-02-19, 17:32

because donkeys are made of plastic

Why is the sun hot?

by Gnatsirt269 2009-02-19, 17:37

Because it is in the fridge.

What is paper made of?

by **Thingy** 2009-02-19, 17:38

Nuclear waste

Why is nuclear waste so... nuclear?

by Gnatsirt269 2009-02-19, 17:39

Tooth paste

Is yellow related to pink?

by me naam is m 2009-02-19, 18:13

ever seen pink bananas? or pink NY cabs, for that matter?

Why did my freaking PC just crash?

by **Thingy** 2009-02-19, 18:53

Because hades needed a new computer.

Why is greek mythology so awesome?

by killerflood 2009-02-19, 18:58

because you like fantasy too much.

Why do I have a huge imagination?

by **Thingy** 2009-02-19, 19:10

Because of that huge tumour on your brain which is slowly killing you

what are rainbows made of?

by killerflood 2009-02-19, 19:16

they are on crack so they are crack.

Why are rainbows so cool?

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 10:45

Thingy wrote:Because Hades needed a new computer.

true. I AM Hades.

because you are on a crack and cannabis combo trip.

why is drugs so overrated?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-20, 11:05

Because you take 1 and now you have 15 different things wrong with you.

Why am I the only girl on here?

{I would get my friend but heh heh.... she doesn't like controlling her post and can't do so well with it either.}

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 11:10

(ah well, let's keep this between our eyes only. ok.)

because i haven't taken the pain yet to see if some other online girls i know like forums like this, or star trek/ flash gaming.

why haven i never done that yet?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-20, 11:16

Because I keep distracting you.

Why have I been bored lately?

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 11:25

because i am too.

why do i feel so... cranked today?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-20, 16:31

I don't know, ask your computer.

Why am I so playful and self centered in my questions?

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 16:33

because you feel like playing... hmmm, with who?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-20, 16:34

A friend <_<

Why is the pie truth?

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 16:36

because pi is not exactly 3.14159

why do butterflies fly?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-20, 16:37

Because they are shaped like Ts fool!

Why can't Mr. T be near Chuck Norris?

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 16:41

Because of the following equation:

Antimatter + matter = BOOM!

why does Mr. T not want to fly?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-20, 16:42

Because Mr. T's chain is too heavy fool!

Why did Chuck Norris roundhouse kick M?

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 16:45

because he wanted to kick him once, but missed, then missed again, and missed again... that's how tornadoes came into the world.

Why does terra want to kill me?

by Gnatsirt269 2009-02-20, 17:43

Because your he stalker.

What is this: cyclops

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 18:05

A video camera looking at you.

why is the frigging sleep button of my PC next to the Esc button?

by **Thingy** 2009-02-20, 18:28

Because bill gates hates you.

Why does windows suck so bad?

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 18:34

Because Bill Gates wants to take over the world!

Why is Bill Gates not dead yet?

by Gnatsirt269 2009-02-20, 18:46

Because he is using a computer to keep himself alive!

Where is that computer located?

by **Thingy** 2009-02-20, 20:44

I think i found it! *Fires rocket launcher* Freedoooooom!

Why did he add all those completely useless security thing to vista? Mad

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 23:01

because it's the ultimate Trojan...

why are people stupid enough to react to Trojans?

by killerflood 2009-02-20, 23:08

because they want real action. Wink

Will anybody get my answer?

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 23:10

yes. but i don't like it.

why are 12-14 year olds such lame perverts?

by killerflood 2009-02-20, 23:13

because they are mistaken for 12-14 year olds. Neutral

Why did mnim call me 12-14?

by me naam is m 2009-02-20, 23:14

because you act like it.

hmm... should i go to sleep now?

by Philly Homer 2009-02-20, 23:33

Hmm... Sleep... I could think of much better things to do in bed than sleeping, you know... Like eating pizza!

Why is most of America fat?

by killerflood 2009-02-20, 23:43

because they're to fat to excersize.

When will I grow up? (I wish I new...note: I did not just answer my own question)

by **Thingy** 2009-02-20, 23:48

*Gets a sniper and shoots you in the head*

NEVER!!!

Why does E=MC2?

by me naam is m 2009-02-21, 07:29

because Einstein made it so

why the hell am in awake this early?

by Philly Homer 2009-02-21, 12:23

For the same reason people go to work every day.

Why do I need to get a job? Those sound horrible!

by me naam is m 2009-02-21, 12:28

because your alcohol abuse is a b*tch on your bank account and your wallet

why am i bored?

by Philly Homer 2009-02-21, 12:31

Too much sex.

Why did people blame everything on Bush when really it was Cheney's and Congress's fault?

by me naam is m 2009-02-21, 12:32

Because whatever, Bush is still an idiot.

Why is oil more addictive than heroin?

by Karlo 2009-02-21, 12:34

me naam is m wrote:yes. but i don't like it.

why are 12-14 year olds such lame perverts?

Karlo<---- not a pervert... even if a 12 year old...

anyways...

because oil is gold and gold is heroin!!!! lol

why are chickens an example of test subject monsters?

by me naam is m 2009-02-21, 12:37

(I dispute that. i really, really dispute that)

because you are one!

Why am i going to slap somebody with a rubber chicken?

by Karlo 2009-02-21, 12:44

lol (Really Really Dispute WHAT?)

because i just started the topic about chickens.

why do i have to end the topic of chieckens?

by me naam is m 2009-02-21, 12:46

because i couldn't read what you wrote, thought "WTF?" and decided to do something else

How hot is it in hell?

by Karlo 2009-02-21, 12:48

because hell cheers

is a HOT topic!

lol

why did someone lock all the RPGs?

by me naam is m 2009-02-21, 12:51

(how? --> because? wtf get your logics right...)

because they were boring and suck.

why do we have so little activity on the RPGs?

by Karlo 2009-02-21, 12:52

(oh i see... SORRY DON"T GET ALL STEAMY!!! Suspect

)

anyways...

because RPG ranks 99999999999999999th place in the ultimate game ladder rankings.

by me naam is m 2009-02-21, 12:58

(wtf, steamy?)

The almighty all knowing answering 8ball slams your head in for not asking.

why am i so dang bored?

by Philly Homer 2009-02-21, 13:06

Too much sex.

Where do babies come from?

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