Fortunately/Unfortunately

Unfortunately, you're an unpleasant spambot

Fortunately.....jealos.

unfortunately, france still exists.

Unfortunatley the men die off......

(your meant to do fortunate)
Fortunately, im the one doing it.i have just finished making their army retreat by waving a stick at them.

Unfortanately the girls leave France and go live with me

Unfortanately for you.

Fortunately for the world they only do it lure you into a false sense of security and then murder you in a very painful way I'd not like to go into detail of in public

unfortunately, i did this to make sure non survived:
and then left to live else where in the universe.

Fottunately you forgot Antartica.

unfortunately, it gets destroyed by the radiation and i died after living 80 years of a perfect life and a great life on another Earth.

Fortunately I was cloned and cloned again till you diie and I bash your remains to nothing.

Earthdeath wrote:... i died after living 80 years of a perfect life ...

Unfortunately for you he was already dead of natrual causes after a long pleasurable life

Fortunately I did it anyways.

unfortunately, that made no sense as i was already dead.

Fottunately I knew that and did it to get revenge.

Unfortunately, by killing a dead person, you're resurrecting him, so, instead of getting revenge, you only helped him...

fortunately, my son shoots T35 till dead and burns all DNA so there is no way he can be resurected.

Unfortunately THEY made a malicious clone of your son who tried to take over the internet.

Fortunatly, he is already known as Bill gates and retires.

Unfortunatly, i dont go to school to get the grade

fortunately, you get it through the post.

unfortunatly, the post is cutted half.

fortunatly i glue it back together and get the grade.

unfortunately, the grade that you receive is F!

fortunately, it is F for Fantastic

unfortunately, those do not exist!

fortunately you're right!

But unfortunately, I wanted to be wrong.

But fortunately your right.

but fortunatantly i dont get this

Unfortunately no one understands this so they all started talking about random stuff and turned into anime characters for no obvious reason.

fortunately, that's a cool thing

Very unfortunatley they all angered Soske Aizen and he turned them back to normal.

unfortunally, thats is bad as they decided to exterminate normal people!

unfortunally, they are evil and start making our planet inhabitable!

Fortunaly, they don't know how to fly the paper planes!

fortunately (for us), they burn to death and then they are banned from Earth!

fortunately they only destroy some soil.

unfortunately, it was the last bit of soil that we could plant anything on, and therefore we end up starving to death

fortunately that means there are no more bad losers in the olympics

unfortunately, there are no more olympics

fortunately, the doping cases end!

unfortunately there are no clean athletes at all!

fortunatly, no one cares because their country isnt winning