Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

by me naam is m 2008-06-13, 22:04

fortunately, we got though. anyway, now I have. I just stole some from a nearby military airbase. (the only place here were currently are nukes.)

by Philly Homer 2008-06-14, 00:57

Unfortunately, America controls the triggers Smile

by Earthdeath 2008-06-14, 09:49

Fortunately for me, i stole all the triggers and put all the nukes in countries i don't like (exept poland for slaves)

by Shemuel 2008-06-14, 12:31

Unfortunately for you, England sinks under the sea, drowning you before you can do harm.

by leewatson1 2008-06-14, 13:45

but he runs to scotland and falls over his head landing under neith a kilt affraid

by Shemuel 2008-06-14, 14:17

Fortunately, the detonators are drowned and the bombs are now usles. And he doen't look up, as someone's poking him in the eye...

by Earthdeath 2008-06-15, 15:25

Unfortunately, it turns out that im standing behind you with a gun.

by me naam is m 2008-06-15, 17:35

fortunately, ED is pointing his weapon towards a hologram I just made... and he doesn't look up when someone pokes him in the eye... Twisted Evil

by Shemuel 2008-06-15, 18:23

Unfortunately, it's not a finger

by me naam is m 2008-06-15, 18:32

...but my knife.

by Earthdeath 2008-06-15, 18:35

Fortunately, im already dead.so i shoot MNIM

by me naam is m 2008-06-15, 18:43

fortunately, you're dead. you can't shoot me.

by Earthdeath 2008-06-15, 18:46

Unfortunately for you, i am a zombie so i just shoot you anyway.

by me naam is m 2008-06-15, 18:52

fortunately, I wear a bullet-proof vest, so I get up and throw a grenade, and run away fast.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-16, 09:22

Unfortunately, the grenade blows up a gas station, causing massive damage. Did I mention you have to pay the costs?

by me naam is m 2008-06-16, 11:26

fortunately, I got all-risks insurance. Razz

by Darkjedi 2008-06-16, 12:27

Unfortunately, you poop your pants. :Dark Jedi laughs:

by me naam is m 2008-06-17, 06:22

Unfrotunately for you, I grab new pants and throw the old at your head. MUWHAAHAHAHAHA... Twisted Evil

by Philly Homer 2008-06-17, 12:13

Fortunately, we stop talking about all this nonsense >_>

by Shemuel 2008-06-17, 12:15

Unfortunately, MNIM still thinks about it.

by Earthdeath 2008-06-17, 16:23

fortunately, i hit him on the head until he forgets.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-18, 14:14

Unfortunately, you are given the death sentence because you did this. You go to Hell after you die, and the demons torment you, forgetting about everyone else that's there, because you killed the Devil Incarnate.

by Shemuel 2008-06-18, 14:20

fortunately, you are given a posthumous pardon

by Philly Homer 2008-06-18, 14:21

Unfortunately, you spend about 1,000,000 years in Old Purgatory (as in Hell Jr.)

by me naam is m 2008-06-18, 17:19

fortunately, they got beer there. cheers

by Earthdeath 2008-06-18, 18:21

unfortunately, they state MNIM as the Devil

by Philly Homer 2008-06-18, 18:51

Fortunately he isn't and is proven as not so.

by Shemuel 2008-06-18, 19:01

unfortunately, the real devil comes out to see what the fuss is all about.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-18, 19:08

Fortunately, he somewhat forgives MNIM...

by Shemuel 2008-06-18, 19:17

Unfortunately, I realise I've hit my head on a wall and got blood on it

by Earthdeath 2008-06-18, 19:32

Fortunately, you just hit a pouch of ketchup on the wall

by Philly Homer 2008-06-18, 21:26

Unfortunately, that does not change the fact that there is blood on the wall.

by Shemuel 2008-06-19, 09:03

fortunately, the wall is already painted blood red.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-19, 11:16

Unfortunately, you get an infection because you did not close up the cut.

by Shemuel 2008-06-19, 13:53

Fortunately, it heals

by Philly Homer 2008-06-19, 14:00

Unfortunately, the infection is still there, which means tetanus, and you haven't had a tetanus shot in a long time.

by Shemuel 2008-06-19, 14:04

fortunately I go to the doctor and have one

by Earthdeath 2008-06-19, 17:43

Unfortunately, it was a lethal injection of bleach, and you die.

by Shemuel 2008-06-19, 18:20

Fortunately, they notice before they inject me

by Earthdeath 2008-06-19, 18:54

unfortunately for him, they inject MNIM instead.

by Shemuel 2008-06-19, 19:05

Fortunately, MNIM is able to survive as he's Dutch

by Philly Homer 2008-06-19, 19:10

Unfortunately, this particular Dutchman is the Satanman.

by Earthdeath 2008-06-20, 18:03

fortunately, jesus arrives and banishes MNIM to a life in hell as a forced labourer.

by Philly Homer 2008-06-20, 23:58

Unfortunately, the real Satan is still out there... somewhere...

by me naam is m 2008-06-21, 08:45

and fortunately, he reinstates me as his major minion, and I get to raise hell on earth again... Twisted Evil

by Shemuel 2008-06-21, 09:39

Unfortunately for you, you ddn't read the small print and you are supposed to raise hell on ED's earth which doesn't exist any more, so you no longer exist

by Earthdeath 2008-06-23, 18:36

fortunately, everyone on Earth gets 1 week off work

by Shemuel 2008-06-23, 18:38

Unfortunately, it's only a week

by Earthdeath 2008-06-23, 18:43

Fortunately, i become satans right hand man and declare the world not have to work (That is very evil to the employers, who willl lose all their money)

by Shemuel 2008-06-23, 18:49

Unfortunately, MNIM wants his job back. Very much.

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