Fortunately/Unfortunately

Fortuneatly, i get god and jesus to overthrow you and banish france to hell for being gay.And i gave you some polish slaves.

Fortunately, satan decides he can rule by himself, so he banishes you to hell.

fortunately, i arrive with the british army to help

fortunately, they turn out to have been cardboard cut-outs to make France seem better.

unfortunately, i built real ones and put them into a meltdown.Actually, thats a good thing.

fortunately, they go into meltdown only because they're made out of ice cubes, not radioactive stuff

Unfortunately, thats unfortunate

fortunately, the British army survive though

Unfortunately, so does the german army

Fortunately there was a mistake made when they travelled to hell and have ended up the size of peas

unfortunately, americans ate them as thats were they came out.

fortunately, the German army was eaten by Americans and the Americans had bad indigestion

unfortunaltely, the rest of the world had to put up with their whining

fortunately they go silent because they die of indigeston.

unfortunately, the polish learn how to eat, but forget how to leave england.

fortunately, they eat their way down to the centre of the earth instead.

unfortunately for the polish, we kick all but 10 down to the center of the earth, but save the 10 for MNIM

English....

fortunately, their rebellion was quashed

unfortunately, only after taking the world, as it disbanded as it wasn't needed.

fortunately, it means the world is now ruled by the british, who don't give a crap how you live your lives anyway.

unfortunately for you however, you get alzheimers and forget who is ruling you and go to a nursing home

fortunately, i get it to so i cant kill the french.Thats only fortunate of the french.

Unfortunately, you can kill everyone else.

fortunately, i do so we dont have to listen to enviromentalists whining

Unfortunately the eviroment goes bad and all life ends on Earth.

Unfortunately, he owned the only spaceship

Fortunately, i clone all you guys because i would get incredibly bored.

Unfortunally you didnt cloan youself.

Fortunately, he doesn't live on earth

Unfortunately, he lives in the moon and launches a nuclear attack on Earth...

fortunately, they fail and only destroy some major cities.

Unfortunately, one of those cities was the home of Galaxy-Scarface.... (Sorry... )

Fortunately, i decide to launch a large particle accelerator at Earth, creating a huge black hole in its place, and then retreat to the other end of the universe.

raffitz wrote:Unfortunately, one of those cities was the home of Galaxy-Scarface.... (Sorry... )

fortunately, I was in another city, on vacation.

Unfortunately, Galaxy-Scarface doesn't know he should reply to the last post

Fortunately his computer crashes and we never hear from him again.

unfortunately, it turns out that only that computer had the information to stop my armies destroying the Earth again, and now it is gone with no back ups so my army succedes.

Fortunately since were friends you make me you minion.

Unfortunately for you he is dead so he can't save you.

Fortunaly your dead too.

ME: :YOU