Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-04, 23:10

Fortunately for us all, I boot him back in. THIS IS SPAAAAAAAAARTA!!!! Sparta

by me naam is m 2008-11-05, 12:42

unfortunately, SPARTA!!!! lets all the cute litle elephants fall of a cliff.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-05, 13:09

Fortunately, I get out of that hole, and save the cute elephants.

by me naam is m 2008-11-05, 13:33

fortunately, jerom walks by, shouts Sparta

and kicks you in again.

I go cuddling my nice invincible cute war elephants.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-05, 14:08

Ufortunately, I can never be smited, and I knock Jerome out, telling him to get back to work on his mod.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-05, 19:12

Fortunately, I grab the mighty ban hammer of DOOM and knock you back in the hole and seal it with mighty boulders of Secretness!

by Philly Homer 2008-11-05, 19:14

Unfortunately, someone comes over and "Open Sesame"s it. On a good note, Meganew has turned into a giant penguin.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-05, 19:23

Fortunately, I hate penguins, and transform back into a human.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-05, 19:35

Unfortunately, God loves fuzzy, furry penguins and turns you into a giant, fuzzy penguin.

by me naam is m 2008-11-05, 19:36

unfortunately, I now see you're not a penguin, and i...

THIS! IS! SPARTA!

*BOOT*

... kick you back into the pit again. I seal it with reinforced concrete, and I plaster alka's mouth with ducktape.

PENGUIN POWER!!!

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-05, 19:38

Unfortunately for you, I get out and hug you to death with my fuzz.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-05, 19:39

Fortunately. Meganew goes to Antarctica, never to be heard from again.

Hugged to death by a penguin? That would be awesome.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-05, 19:41

Fortunately, I find meganew, and beat him with a baseball bat until your unconscious, and roll him back into the hole and drop rabid dogs in the hole and turn him into a cute little fuzzy rabbit! *listens to meganew scream: Ahhh. Music to my ears.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-05, 19:43

Evil. Unfortunately, Meganew is turned back into a twelve year old boy. Michael Jackson goes into the hole >_>

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-05, 19:48

Fortunately, I act kind to Terra, and she quits beating me to pieces.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-05, 21:03

Fortunately, I turn MJ into a bunny and kick him into the hole and give meganew a hug, because I know he has been wanting one. Rolling Eyes

by Philly Homer 2008-11-05, 23:16

Unfortunately, he doesn't like this. He runs away. Far, far away... And ends up back in a hole >_>

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-05, 23:48

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-06, 00:13

Fortunately, that varient of the universe never existed, as Alka is put in a hole, with his female sidekick, Rei Ayanami.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-23, 06:33

Unfortunately, you trip and fall on your face.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-23, 16:31

Me... and Rei Ayanami... in a hole... together? You pervert.

Fortunately, he had health insurance!

by me naam is m 2008-11-24, 16:34

Alkanosis wrote:Fortunately. Meganew goes to Antarctica, never to be heard from again.

Hugged to death by a penguin? That would be awesome.

haha. *calls in super uber huggie big penguin*

anyway, unfortunately, the insurance guy is satan. you should never sign contracts in blood, you idiot!!! Evil or Very Mad

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-25, 12:40

Fortunately, Satan is smited, as me and Terra go to the nearest Sandwich shop to get something to eat, since watching Satan burning in Hell has made us very hungry.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-25, 18:02

Unfortunately for you and fortunately for us, she slaps you and leaves you. Well, Another One Bites the Dust!

by me naam is m 2008-11-25, 18:09

fortuantely, you are beaten into The Wall

by Philly Homer 2008-11-25, 18:16

Unfortunately, he gets Over The Wall (Testament FTW)

by me naam is m 2008-11-25, 18:42

into Neverland, and thus...

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-25, 18:56

....causing him to commit suicide.

Fortunately, MNIM farts, annihilating Alka and Rei Ayanami, who are having s*x.

by me naam is m 2008-11-25, 19:10

Meganew Trek wrote:....causing him to commit suicide.

Fortunately, MNIM farts, annihilating Alka and Rei Ayanami, who are having s*x.

i just KNOW there's a SMITE coming now.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-25, 19:24

Fortunately, I prepare myself by hiding in a 20-foot thick bunker made out of steel.

by me naam is m 2008-11-25, 19:28

unfortunately, you will be smited by the bunker

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-25, 19:31

Fortunately, I get out and hide behind a 5-cm thick board.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-26, 03:03

Unfortunately, you are being a hypocrite. What, hating on me because I like metal but thinking about me and Rei Ayanami having sex? My good sir, you are just a base hypocrite. You step on a landmine that's behind the board, by the way. It does blow up in your face.

by me naam is m 2008-11-26, 12:57

Alkanosis wrote:Unfortunately, you are being a hypocrite. What, hating on me because I like metal but thinking about me and Rei Ayanami having sex? My good sir, you are just a base hypocrite. You step on a landmine that's behind the board, by the way. It does blow up in your face.

not hypocryte, just american.

BIG difference.

oh wait, not.

fortunately, Europe stops hating the USA

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-26, 21:39

Unfortunately, Alka screws up the entire thing. (Seriously, Alka. Stop listening to that music, and start becoming more Fundamentalist so you can criticize DJ for believing that Armageddon will occur in 2012!)

by Philly Homer 2008-11-26, 21:45

I never really curse, but... Okay, I never curse, but why the f*ck should I become a fundamentalist? They're the reason why Christianity is viewed upon as a joke. Please, if I wanted to become a hypocrite, I would become Catholic. DJ believing Armageddon will happen in 2012? So what? He can believe whatever the hell he wants to believe. But if you're of the train of thought that "everyone who is not a Fundamentalist will be damned" then go ahead. I'll be damned and I wouldn't give a shyt, because I refuse to become a hypocrite. I will be Christian and always will be Christian, but I'm not going to be liberal nor extremely conservative. Fundamentalists are all hypocritical idiots.

Anyways, back on topic.

Meganew Trek wrote:Unfortunately, Alka screws up the entire thing.

Fortunately, Freddy Mercury miraculously comes back to life and fixes everything!

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-26, 22:02

(Christians shouldn't listen to metal. Is messes up their "This is good, and this is bad" sense.)

Unfortunately, the Grandfather Paradox occurs.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-26, 22:38

"Good and bad sense"? It's just music. The best music, in fact. It's actually a challenge to play and it's awesome to listen to. So I'm going to play drums to Christian music? Yeah right. Anyways, how is metal "bad"?

Fortunately, time travel is impossible therefore nothing happened.

by me naam is m 2008-11-27, 15:03

Alkanosis wrote:Please, if I wanted to become a hypocrite, I would become Catholic.

HEY!!!

Alkanosis wrote:DJ believing Armageddon will happen in 2012?

he is always the one saying that one does not know the time

Meganew Trek wrote:(Christians shouldn't listen to metal. Is messes up their "This is good, and this is bad" sense.)

ever heard of sarcasm?

Alkanosis wrote:Fundamentalists are all hypocritical idiots.

exactly

Alkanosis wrote:I will be Christian and always will be Christian, but I'm not going to be liberal nor extremely conservative.

let that be a final word

Alkanosis wrote:Anyways, back on topic.

exactly! we've had enough of this bull, so shut up about it or be sure to get smited by an admin.

fortunately, this topic will get locked soon if this discussion does not end

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-27, 15:07

Unfortunately, gettingt locked will be the end of this, Me, and any chance of a Dreadnought RPG Revival.

by me naam is m 2008-11-27, 15:08

fortunately, you're overrating your role in RPGs and we don't care about the rest

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-27, 15:09

Unfortunately, I'm the one coming up with the plot for the Revival.

(I know you're just ripping on me because this is the Fortunately/Unfortunately thread.)

by me naam is m 2008-11-27, 15:17

Meganew Trek wrote:(I know you're just ripping on me because this is the Fortunately/Unfortunately thread.)

not really, but you are making yourself rippable.

fortunately, we have a lot people here who could create an even better plot

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-27, 15:19

Unfortunately, they start fighting each other.

by me naam is m 2008-11-27, 16:15

fortunately, DJ will smite all! Twisted Evil

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-27, 16:31

Unfortunately, he's disappeared.

by me naam is m 2008-11-27, 16:42

fortunately, you know what he's like: always waiting to get you at an unexpected moment.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-27, 16:54

Unfortunately, the drugs have messed up his mind to a certain degree. Now he's predictable and boring...

by me naam is m 2008-11-27, 16:56

unfortunately, we don't want him that way!

by Philly Homer 2008-11-27, 16:58

Fortunately, he goes into rehab for two years and comes back as an insane sociopathic serial killer of sorts.

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