Fortunately/Unfortunately

here's a fun game we play in drama once and a while. it goes like this. we're trying to tell a cohesive (yet most likely random) story. But this is how it goes, the story starts off with either fortunately or unfortunately, and then a scenario.

ex: fortunately, I got my new computer

then the next person replies with unfortunately

ex: unfortunately, it was a dell

and so on. the next person would then post with another fortunately, and it alternates like so. so, let's give it a try:

Fortunately, i finished BM3

unfortunatly the internet permanantly shut down

Fortunately, I'm wearing underwear.

Fortunately, The Third Fleet will take over Star Trek.

unfortunately, with the collapse of the internet, trek is forgotten forever, and it makes no difference if the third fleet takes over

Unfortunately tu none scio quid meum colloquium de

fortunately, none of us could understand that, so you were shot

fortunatly, shemuel came back as a zombie

Unfortunately, I destroyed him with Earthdeath's Tazer Spear.

fortunately he was cloned from the mess on the floor.

Unfortunately, that mess on the floor was the blob that ressurected zombies in Dreadnought.

fortunately, it got stucked into a vacuum cleaner and got stuck.

fortunately, no one cares.

Unfortunately, no one cares.

fortunately, it is found in gearge bushes empty head.

(it said you don't know what I'm saying in latin)

Fortunately, George's Bush won't be president soon

unfortunately, i fortunately propose a party!!

Fortunately, I have a drinking session at mine instead

Unfortunately, i get so drunk i let the blob out.

Fortunately, the blob devours a drunk Shemuel.

unfortunately, a drunk shemule bursts the blob with a beer bottle.thats unfortunate for the blob

Fortunately, I'm alive

Unfortunately, You're alive.

Fortunately for you, I don't know where you live

unfortunately for meganew trek, i told shemuel were he lives

fortunately, Shemuel is to busy drinking his beer to notice.

Fortunately, He accidentally throws a dagger at himself, and lives.

fortunately, another dagger shemuel threw pushed the old one out.

unfortunately, the second one stayed in

fortunately, shemuel ran out of daggers

Unfortunately, he found an AK-47.

fortunately, it has a full magazine

Unfortunately, i'm standing next to him.

fortunately, you are

Unfortunately, i get shot in the head by shemuels drunken attack, yet somehow managed to send this post

fortunately for you, they're rubber bullets

fortunately for me I find some real bullets

Fortunately, I have your face stitched on instead

unfortunarely for you, I'm your plastic surgeon. I "accidentaly" forget where I left the cyanide capsule...

ooh! I found it! it was in shemuels anasthesia feeder!