Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by FlashFreak22 2009-04-26, 08:55

Because I say so. Now, I don't say so anymore, so begone!

Why am I so awesome?

by Deoran Drages 2009-05-01, 04:03

because you're not, you just think you are

what would happen if bush led a revulotion?

by FlashFreak22 2009-05-01, 10:38

Nothing.

Why is our forum backround getting slightly boring? Hint, hint.

by **Leach54** 2009-05-05, 01:19

Because no one has changed it.

What disease did cured ham have?

by Deoran Drages 2009-05-05, 05:02

avian flu!!!

what would happen if this thread suddenly died

by Insane Crayon 2009-05-05, 14:12

Then I would maul you with a spatula.

Why do we have cars?

by FlashFreak22 2009-05-05, 17:44

Because our leaders think it's worth billions of lives for handy transportation. With cup holders.

Why am I so fat?

by **Leach54** 2009-05-06, 01:07

FlashFreak22 wrote:Because my M key is messed up.

Why is the meaning of life 42? (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Awesome movie.)

(from page 3 i think)

WRONG

42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything. Evil

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Now more relevant to the discussion

Because nachos are good.

Why do i know the question to the above answer?

by Deoran Drages 2009-05-06, 05:12

because you're those mice from hitchikers guide to the galaxy

why are nachos good

by FlashFreak22 2009-05-06, 18:07

Because they usually don't not pretty kinda really sorta half bad or good excellent no.

Why is BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!?

by **Leach54** 2009-05-06, 20:30

Because BANG!!!!!!

Why am I not as random as you think I salad?

by Earthdeath 2009-05-06, 20:31

Because of salad fingers

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

by Jim Russ 2009-05-06, 21:03

Fine have one cookie

Why am I different?

by Earthdeath 2009-05-06, 21:13

Lemon PIE!

WTF is wrong with me??

by **Leach54** 2009-05-06, 22:02

There isn't enough time.

Why did you read this question?

by Deoran Drages 2009-05-07, 09:55

Because i felt like it.

Why am I soooo sleepy

by FlashFreak22 2009-05-07, 10:29

Because I can't find a way to incorperate BOOOOOMMMM!!!! into this post.

Why doesn't Deoran Drages like BOOOOOMMMMs?

by Karlo 2009-05-07, 12:08

because his a deodorant ( no offense! )

Why doesn't Deoran Drages like BOOOOOMMMMs?

by Irish Devil 2009-05-07, 14:18

Because chicken don't quack

Why am I so happy?

by FlashFreak22 2009-05-07, 18:22

YOUR MOM!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!....HA!

Why does BOOM not have enough o's in it?

by Deoran Drages 2009-05-08, 06:14

because im too tired to kill you this time

why don't i like booms

by Karlo 2009-05-08, 14:00

because BLEACH goes KABOOM when theres BOOM so you hate it

why do 3 dots get people annoyed?

by Deoran Drages 2009-05-08, 20:40

because john howard had 3 dots on his forehead

why do people like 4 dots?

by Karlo 2009-05-09, 06:51

because 4 dots represents BINGO YEN in china

why is your sig have jap img?

by FlashFreak22 2009-05-09, 09:20

Because YOU"RE A RACIST IDIOT WHO SPENDS HIS TIME LAUGHING AT ASIANS! LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN LAUGH WITH A FISTFUL OF KNUCKLE! EAT IT!!!

Why am I so awesome?

by Deoran Drages 2009-05-09, 09:32

because you asked this question before

why am I so awsome?

by FlashFreak22 2009-05-10, 18:20

Your mom's face's bald headed grandma.

Why am I really so supah uber slygbfbhvboyafbvhrgfa.kdjb aweome? ... Awesome.

by Insane Crayon 2009-05-26, 16:34

Your not.You are only thinking you are. Now sit still for your shot.

Why is no one on?

by FlashFreak22 2009-05-26, 17:37

Cuz they went BOOOOOOOM!

Why are some of these questions/answers not stupid/insane?

by Roger Smith 2009-05-26, 21:28

Because the people who make them are.

Where do I go?

by Philly Homer 2009-05-26, 21:29

Into the Lungs of Hell.

Why is everything on the Top 40 (for music) consistently garbage?

by Roger Smith 2009-05-26, 21:42

Because they recently changed it so the top 40 are the top 40 worst songs.

Why do I die?

by FlashFreak22 2009-05-27, 18:00

Because you do.

Why - Because you do?

by Roger Smith 2009-05-27, 21:21

Yes.

How much wood can a giraffe chuck?

by Philly Homer 2009-05-27, 21:37

Less than a woodchuck.

Why can't I have a fish in a dish and a wish?

by FlashFreak22 2009-05-27, 23:20

Because I SAID YOU COULD HAVE 3 F**KING WISHES YOU LITTLE ***************************** SO BE HAPPY OR I'LL ******** *Dies of over swear and too many asterixes/~~condoms~~/censor.

by Enish Lord 2009-06-03, 08:58

Why am I always so board?

by killerflood 2009-06-18, 19:44

because I've been away from this part of the forum for so long. Smile

What's a stupid question?

by Roger Smith 2009-06-18, 22:14

Duh-uh, one that involves someone saying "duh-uh."

Is it okay if I put cocktail sauce on pasta?

by Philly Homer 2009-06-18, 22:27

Only when I'm caught in a mosh inside the madhouse.

Why do I suddenly have this Anthrax obsession?

by me naam is m 2009-06-19, 07:41

because you're sick

why is Savatage so underrated?

by Shemuel 2009-06-19, 11:43

Because people associate you with savatage.

Why can I not breathe underwater?

by Philly Homer 2009-06-19, 12:06

Fool! Because your power level is under 9000!!!!

Why does the store at the mall actually sell technical death metal albums? (That's a good thing, by the way.)

by me naam is m 2009-06-19, 12:59

because the shop owner is Satan, who is actually looking for the pick of destiny.

why does beer metal exist?

by Philly Homer 2009-06-19, 13:19

There's beer metal?! I know there's food metal, but I've never heard of beer metal...

Why have I never heard about this beer metal phenomenon?

by me naam is m 2009-06-19, 14:04

because beer metal isn't complicated enough for you. also, beer is conformist. :p

why is beer conformist?