Re: What if...

by me naam is m 2008-12-03, 13:05

Alkanosis wrote:*Retort without answering*

What if you would stop quasi-worshipping DJ? Enough people do it that it's starting to get quite annoying!

quite? heavily!

then you'd die of skin cancer, caused by a sunburn

what if metal was pop?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-03, 14:22

More people that I know of (that’s right, you *points finger at random*) would listen to it. (Or just pretend so then I’m right Smile

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What if Gene Roddenberry is actually a traveler in time and the whole star trek thing is real?

by me naam is m 2008-12-03, 14:35

then he would have broken the prime directive

what if if i invented invincible armor?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-03, 15:12

An invincible gun will pierce it. (Be sure not to RIP)

What if I owned a starship?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-03, 18:28

What if you people stopped hero-worshipping sci-fi to an annoying degree?

What if comedy movies were made that were actually funny and not just stupid?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-04, 18:23

Then they would be rated R and little kids couldn’t watch them. Hence know one will go to the movies to watch it would lower the amount of money that the Producers get.

What if Comedy Shows where never invented?

by Xel'Haddas 2008-12-04, 20:50

Comedy Central, all cartoons with humor, and any verbal or non-verbal form of humor would cease to exist. You son of a gun.

What if a baby Murloc controlled the world?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-05, 11:43

Sorry. You die now.

What if I was a mod, and Alka and ED were admins?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-06, 23:24

If you did anything distasteful, know that my finger is always on the ban key...

What if Rupert Murdoch controlled all of the world's media?

by killerflood 2008-12-07, 00:03

Then that would be a person I would actually know.

What if somebody actually liked me? (like like Rolling Eyes

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by me naam is m 2008-12-07, 08:02

then he'd like you a bit too intimately... Twisted Evil

what if bill gates had never been born?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-07, 21:22

DJ couldn't hack Microsoft.

What if Hitler was a woman?

by killerflood 2008-12-07, 22:22

Then she would have tried to kill off all males.

what if there were no edits?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-08, 11:42

posts like this couldnt be fixed

What if fusion was impossible?

by me naam is m 2008-12-08, 13:37

hten we'd be screwed and stuck with the more dangerous, more polluting fission.

what if metal was plastic?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-08, 19:50

Rocks would be bombs.

What if Holland was conservative?

by me naam is m 2008-12-09, 13:18

then... nothing would happen. we are.

what if Einstein was murdered in the holocaust?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-12, 10:12

RIP German nulcear weapon. What if cnsoring was illegal?

by me naam is m 2008-12-12, 10:47

then we'd have to suffer from fools who post whatever they want to say

what if we had more girls on this forum?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-13, 14:08

More perversion on the part of Uber-old (Meganew.)

What if Uber-old was not perverted?

by me naam is m 2008-12-14, 09:10

(LOLOLOLOL!)

then he'd be bored

what if america was liberal?

by killerflood 2008-12-17, 17:07

then they would be liberal.

What if I didn't have exams.?

by me naam is m 2008-12-17, 17:25

the you'd be hanging around at the beach.

what if dividing by zero was possible?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-29, 18:32

Pi would be readable.

What if MNIM failed?

by me naam is m 2008-12-29, 18:33

then so would god to restore the balance between good and evil

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-29, 18:38

What if you asked a question?

by me naam is m 2008-12-29, 18:42

then it would be purely to bash you.

what if meganew just stopped posting?

by **JPB18** 2008-12-29, 18:44

then everyone would be happy!

What if maganew fell from a clif?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-29, 18:46

I would come back and haunt you for saying that.

What if people quit bashing me?

by **JPB18** 2008-12-29, 18:47

then everyone would be miserable xD!

What if everyone (even the dead guys) started bashing Maganew?

by me naam is m 2008-12-29, 18:59

then i'd steal the anti zombie kit Razz

what if 2 + 2 = 5?

by **JPB18** 2008-12-30, 09:00

it would be meganew's fault!

What if Meganew stoped ubering in rpg's?

by me naam is m 2008-12-30, 09:02

then i'd stop bashing him

what if somebody just threw a nuke on gaza?

by **JPB18** 2008-12-30, 09:04

then those guys should stop fighting (bacause they're dead)

what if... that nuke hitted meganew's ubering factory?

by me naam is m 2008-12-30, 09:51

then nothing would happen, since it has ubered armor Rolling Eyes

how many people are there in the world?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-31, 09:06

Enough to crush you imbeciles for being mean, insulting, and having a Hey-he's-ubering-and-beyond-the-point-of-recovery-so-let's-bash-him-to-oblivion attitude.

What can I do to stop ubering? (If you say "Stop living.", then you're dead meat.)

by me naam is m 2008-12-31, 09:52

stop posting.

because that post is definitely beyond the limit. calm down. just let go for a day or so and talk with stewie.

how many digits after the point does the number Pi have?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-31, 09:56

Enough to mak an admins's head spin 30 times. What if the Yak-1000 existed?

by me naam is m 2008-12-31, 10:01

then nobody would really care

what if britney spears wasn't a slut?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-31, 13:40

Then she would be a tuls. What if the color pink was illegal?

by me naam is m 2008-12-31, 13:59

then so would be the gay parade

what if time travel was possible?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-31, 14:17

Paradoxes occur. What if eels were extinct?

by me naam is m 2009-01-01, 10:59

then you couldn't feel an eel Razz

what if jesus was handicapped?

by **JPB18** 2009-01-01, 19:22

than he wouldn't be the son of god...

What if everyone was dead except me and Márcia?

by me naam is m 2009-01-01, 19:25

then soon the world population would be growing again Laughing

what would happen if the male population of this world died out?

by Meganew Trek 2009-01-01, 22:10

NO more s*x, no more increase in population. What if you could be frozen?

by Jtull 2009-01-01, 23:36

he would feel realy cold.

What if we could hear girls thorghts and no one else knew we could.

by Philly Homer 2009-01-02, 01:10

We somehow still wouldn't understand them...

What if the Lamb of God is not what we traditionally think it is, but rather it is this instead?

by Meganew Trek 2009-01-03, 12:17

CHristians would care about music more. What if fusion could destroy the world/

by Philly Homer 2009-01-03, 13:44

We would already be gone due to the sun.

What if I didn't have to do SAT prep work?

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