Re: What if...

by Shemuel 2009-01-03, 15:17

Then we'd both fail in our laziness.

What if we discovered the earth was actually a lot larger than we actualy thought?

by me naam is m 2009-01-03, 18:28

then there would be a large mob with torches and hayforks at the door of the idiot who got it wrong.

what if 3425/0=76?

by Shemuel 2009-01-03, 18:31

Uh Oh. You just divided by 0....

What if Barney the kid's TV character went on a killing rampage?

by me naam is m 2009-01-03, 18:32

then he'd use a chainsaw for it

what if i knew something for my next sig of the week?

by Meganew Trek 2009-01-03, 20:38

You would kill Barney. What if I was Hitler?

by Philly Homer 2009-01-04, 01:34

Meganew Trek wrote:What if I was Hitler?

Go die.

What if this thread just died and we just went with the Stupid Question, Insane Answer thread instead? (They're essentially the same thing...)

by Jtull 2009-01-04, 02:20

some ppl would get slightly more bored

what if alka huged a girl

by Philly Homer 2009-01-04, 02:45

"Huged" is not a verb.

What if Jtull spelled correctly?

by Jtull 2009-01-04, 02:48

you would die

what if alka could be nice.

by Philly Homer 2009-01-04, 03:27

Being the vain person that I am, I already am nice. You're just testing my patience.

What if Jtull actually checked his posts for spelling errors before posting?

by me naam is m 2009-01-04, 11:05

Jtull wrote:what if alka could be nice.

you know that's an impossibility, right?

@ alka: then your heart would stop out of plain surprise.

what if E=MC

by Meganew Trek 2009-01-05, 16:05

Then 12 bullets + 2 people = 0 idiots. What if people weren't crazy over 2012?

by me naam is m 2009-01-05, 16:45

then they'd be crazy over a talking dog with blue hair called squishy.

what if vexxiang.com was a nice and friendly place?

by Jtull 2009-01-05, 16:47

we would not be here.

what if everyone got married at the age of 13.

by Meganew Trek 2009-01-05, 17:18

Granted. More babies. I wish to ban spammers.

by me naam is m 2009-01-05, 17:21

granted. you ban the complete population of vexxiang.com, and vex and the nephian aren't really pleased.

i wish for a pendant

by Jim Russ 2009-01-05, 18:47

(it's what if, not i wish)

by Philly Homer 2009-01-05, 22:41

If you had a pendant, it would be a pendant to summon demons from the sixth circle of Hell. I'm sure your fundamentalist neighbors would be quite happy about that.

What if I had a magical pentagram with the ability to decapitate hippies?

by me naam is m 2009-01-06, 13:05

(oops. tabs confuzesion)

then you wouldn't, because your fundamentalist christian hippie neighbors just put a silver bullet with blessings and a cross on it through your heart.

what if people read before they posted?

by Jim Russ 2009-01-06, 13:08

then it would be a perfect world.

What if I got a 100% on my Algebra Test.

by me naam is m 2009-01-06, 13:09

then it would be 100% failed.

what if the cake was not a lie?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2009-01-06, 17:57

then you are the lie. What if humans didnt kill?

by Jim Russ 2009-01-06, 22:25

Then history as we know it would not exist.

What if my little sister wasn't a brat.

by Philly Homer 2009-01-06, 23:01

Your little brother would be a brat and you little sister would be the devil incarnate.

What if the companion cube would never threaten to stab you, but would just stab you instead?

by Jim Russ 2009-01-07, 13:11

Then there would be no hope.

What if Star Trek never came out?

by me naam is m 2009-01-07, 13:16

then this forum wouldn't exist.

what if all new BM clones came out at the same time?

Alkanosis wrote:Your little brother would be a brat and you little sister would be the devil incarnate.

hey, that's my job!

by Jim Russ 2009-01-07, 13:19

Then i won't know which one to do first.

What if Star Wars was part of Star Trek?

by me naam is m 2009-01-07, 13:24

then we'd have to deal with force-wielding borg! Shocked

OMG i'm gonna run then

what if terra got back?

by Jim Russ 2009-01-07, 13:25

Then you would go chaseing after her again.

What if DJ never came to the fourm?

by me naam is m 2009-01-07, 13:29

Jim Russ wrote:Then you would go chaseing after her again.

i never chased her in the first place?

then we'd be missing out on a crazy hacker/admin/spammer/evil genius type.

what aif the companion cube will stab you?

by Jim Russ 2009-01-07, 13:31

Then you will lose a What If player.

What if BM3 got completed early

by me naam is m 2009-01-07, 13:34

then it would be buggy

what if BM2 completed itself?

by Jim Russ 2009-01-07, 13:35

Then I would play it instead of BM3

What if FlashTrek: Assult was never made?

by killerflood 2009-01-07, 14:43

then all games of that type would cry.

what if I had 340 dollars?

by Jim Russ 2009-01-07, 14:48

I would steal it.

What if I had 1,000,000,000 (ect) dollars?

by killerflood 2009-01-07, 14:50

Then you would get arrested for counterfeit.

What if Russy did get arrested for counterfeit?

by Jim Russ 2009-01-07, 14:51

Then you would lose me (noooooooo)

What if I didn’t get arrested for Counterfeit.

by killerflood 2009-01-07, 14:53

Then you would get arrested for stealing. Twisted Evil

What if I quit getting Russy arrested?

by Jim Russ 2009-01-07, 14:53

Then we will run out of What Ifs.

What if we ran out of What if's?

by me naam is m 2009-01-07, 14:58

then this would be ask a stupid question, get a...

what if satan didn't exist?

by Jim Russ 2009-01-07, 14:59

Then many religons woudn't.

What if everyone was a mod.

by killerflood 2009-01-07, 20:13

then all hell would break loose.

What if all hell did break loose?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2009-01-07, 20:42

then we would all be smited. what if we all died at the same time?

by Zxds001 2009-01-07, 20:52

Then I would have my cup of tea
What if tea tasted like milk?

by killerflood 2009-01-07, 22:18

Then everybody would hate pie.

What if I actually liked pie, bananas, hot dogs...(i can go on for years. Smile

)

by Zxds001 2009-01-07, 22:23

Then the world would explode
What if the world exploded?

by killerflood 2009-01-07, 23:53

Then I would like pie, bananas, hot dogs...

What if the world was flat.

by Zxds001 2009-01-08, 00:09

Then it wouldent be round
What if a computer was actualy a bathtub?

by killerflood 2009-01-08, 00:20

Then we would be shockingly clean.

What if a bathtub was a computer?

by Zxds001 2009-01-08, 00:21

Then we would all sit in out computers
What if Doctor Who was real?

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