Re: What if...

by me naam is m 2009-01-30, 13:26

duh. it would suck. the wish genie slaps you for too easily corruptible wishing.

i wish for a banshee!!! Razz

by **Thingy** 2009-01-30, 21:02

me naam is m wrote:duh. it would suck. the wish genie slaps you for too easily corruptible wishing.

i wish for a banshee!!!

errr, dude, wrong thread Rolling Eyes

-takes your whisky bottle and the, err... ''spiced'' cookies'' away-

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-02, 06:29

What If my mind went any deeper into the gutter?

by me naam is m 2009-02-02, 07:37

then you still wouldn't get any lower than mine.

what if i got out of the gutter?

by Jim Russ 2009-02-02, 16:31

I'll push you back in.

What if I lose sanity?

by Shemuel 2009-02-02, 16:35

You are already insane.

What if I ate a whole goat?

by Jim Russ 2009-02-02, 16:37

You'll fell sick for the rest of the day.

What if I was an astronaut?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-03, 16:35

Then you would enter a black hole and never return.

What If Someone Messed With Me This Week?

by me naam is m 2009-02-03, 16:41

then you would...

*shuts up*
*switches modes*
*sighs*

sorry. what kind of messing do you mean? Razz

what if i got out of the gutter?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-03, 16:43

(I meant just generally making me mad)

Then you would get a better response from some people.

What if BM2 was finished sooner?

by me naam is m 2009-02-03, 16:46

then i'd be going bersek because of stress.

what if...

what if...

what if...

what if...

*kills something*

what if i had less to do?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-05, 20:36

Then you would spend more time in the gutter than you do now

What if the world WAS flat?

by me naam is m 2009-02-05, 20:40

then the gutter would not.

what if i knew how to instantly teleport myself?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-05, 20:42

Then I would have to kick you out of my house.

What if I was God (Goddess)?

by me naam is m 2009-02-05, 20:47

Terra Nova wrote:Then I would have to kick you out of my house.

XD! hey, this time i didn't start! Razz

then...

then...

dangit. [insert non-guttereal comment here]

then i'd be worshiping you.

what if i was an animal?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-06, 17:55

Then you would be my pet.

What If ................ I was a bird.

by Shemuel 2009-02-06, 17:57

You'd be constantly fleeing an eagle

What if 3+4=2 pi radius?

by me naam is m 2009-02-07, 11:15

oh my god, was that maths?

then i'd kill my maths teacher.

what if i needed less sleep?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-09, 11:22

Then you would need more light.

¿Qué pasa si alguien entiende esto?

by me naam is m 2009-02-09, 12:23

teeheeheee.

¡Entonces yo nunca le diré!

dang. it's been too long ago i've been talking spanish...

what if i wasn't so distracted?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-09, 16:32

Then you would be WORKING! xD

What if I destroyed the gutter?

by me naam is m 2009-02-09, 16:38

Terra Nova wrote:Then you would be WORKING! xD

i think i interpreted the capitals right, right?

then you'd destroy us both in the process, unless we both dive deeper.

what if if my parents were less puritanical?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-10, 16:14

Then they would be something else.

What if I wasn't bored?

by me naam is m 2009-02-10, 16:17

then you'd be in the gutter, duh.

what if i got some more inspiration?

by David Tennant Fan 2009-02-24, 16:55

then you'd make a picture

what if tea was blood whine?

by killerflood 2009-02-24, 22:00

then we would all be vampires.

What if I knew something that you all didn't know?

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-25, 11:07

Then I would torture you for it.

What if the world was bigger?

by me naam is m 2009-02-25, 18:29

then there would be more gravity.

what if Hitler wasn't a conservative?

(see, all conservatives are evil! )

by killerflood 2009-02-25, 22:26

Then he would be radical which would be even worse.

What if hitler had a son? Suspect

by me naam is m 2009-02-26, 06:30

impossible. genital defects, remember?

What if the last battalion really existed?

by Jim Russ 2009-02-26, 12:32

Then you would trade that for BM, then we would lose you.

What if MNIM is barney?

by me naam is m 2009-02-26, 13:27

I'd get a bomb belt and blow you up.

What if the world split in two?

by Jim Russ 2009-02-26, 13:29

Then we would all die and you take your secret spacecraft (who did it) and leave. Of course you are so sad because you blew up Barney along the way.

What if MNIM loved Barney?

by me naam is m 2009-02-26, 13:31

then the universe would asplode because of the impossibilty.

what if we just STFU about barney?

by Jim Russ 2009-02-26, 13:32

Then you would die of a broken heart.

What if we didn't stop talking about Barney?

by me naam is m 2009-02-26, 13:35

I'd kill you.

What if i less lame weather outside?

by Jim Russ 2009-02-26, 13:36

Then you life would be happy, and we can't have that can we?

What if I was MNIM servant?

by killerflood 2009-02-26, 14:42

...wtf? Then you would be insane.

What if people cared about what they did to other people?

by me naam is m 2009-02-26, 14:53

Then satan would have a lot less demanding job

What if humanity just ceased to exist?

by Philly Homer 2009-02-26, 17:31

Then this thread would be closed for detracting from the "Stupid Questions" thread. So mote it be.

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