Re: What if...

by killerflood 2008-12-01, 23:24

you would be radioactive

what if i lived on the moon?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-01, 23:25

the man in the moon would eat you

What if I lived in a spaceship

by killerflood 2008-12-01, 23:28

then you would be ensign ricky! Smile

what if i didn't have a what if?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-01, 23:28

then you would be blocked for spam Mad

What if I had a hundred what ifs

by killerflood 2008-12-01, 23:31

then you would be blocked for spam Laughing

what if i go to bed at 9:30 my time?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-01, 23:33

then bye

What if I never went to bed

by killerflood 2008-12-01, 23:35

then you will die of exaustion

what if it actually is 8:34 my time?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-01, 23:36

You would look like hell and you would be tired as hell and I'm sure as hell that you don't want that to happen.

What if Freddy Mercury was still alive and he wasn't gay?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-01, 23:36

then you would like him better then you do now

What if I had 10 dogs

by killerflood 2008-12-01, 23:37

then you would have dachsund wieners!
what if i don't know who that guy was.

by Jim Russ 2008-12-01, 23:38

then you'll join my club

What if I had TNT downstairs

by killerflood 2008-12-01, 23:38

then you would be saying goodbye to your life.

what if i lit the fuse?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-01, 23:40

bye

What if you didn't try to kill me all the time.

by Philly Homer 2008-12-01, 23:41

You would listen to the AC/DC song called TNT

What if you both stopped posting in very rapid succession on this thread?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-01, 23:42

then the fun of keeping up wouldn't be fun Very Happy

What if we did

by killerflood 2008-12-01, 23:43

then this wouldn't be fun...

what if i sang tnt and stopped killing russ?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-01, 23:43

Then you guys wouldn't double post and post in rapid succession.

What if you people didn't double post?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-01, 23:43

then you would be an idot

What if I destroyed the US government

by Philly Homer 2008-12-01, 23:44

You're an idiot for even suggesting that.

What if people were disillusioned with liberals?

by killerflood 2008-12-01, 23:45

then they would be disilussioned (i'm not into poilitics)

what if i was?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-01, 23:46

you would watch tv 24/7

What if I stopped nucler power

by Philly Homer 2008-12-01, 23:46

You are an idiot for even suggesting such a thing.

What if everyone was an anarchist?

by killerflood 2008-12-01, 23:48

anarchy in the Usa, UK!

what if i reopened the spam topic? Twisted Evil

by Jim Russ 2008-12-01, 23:49

then some people would get mad Twisted Evil

What I the spam never existed

by killerflood 2008-12-01, 23:50

then the interwebs would be a good place

what if the internet actually was for pron?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-01, 23:56

then BM would never had been made (and I wouldn't be here)

What if I didn't have a computer

by killerflood 2008-12-01, 23:57

then who's computer are you on?

what if you did have a computer?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-01, 23:59

I would make it a fast one *which I have Smile

)

What if I had a GPS

by killerflood 2008-12-02, 00:01

then you would know how high up you are

what if i asked a question (i'm running on fumes here)

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-02, 12:09

No one would care.

What if I had a phone?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-02, 13:11

You could call someone, like Bill Gates.

What if I had the power of the force?

by killerflood 2008-12-02, 14:53

Then Dark Jedi would have been copied.

What if I'm at school right now? Smile

by Jim Russ 2008-12-02, 15:04

Then you are working on Math, Science, and all that stuff.

What if Darkjedi didn’t have the power of the force?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 18:03

Fools! The Force is a figment of your imagination anyways! It does not exist in the first place! [/skeptic]

What would happen should I went on a fast for two months?

by Insane Crayon 2008-12-02, 18:04

Fasting is for fools! Starving yourself for religious peace is wrong.

What if I was actually crazy?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-02, 18:06

Then all the guys in this forum wouldn’t be chasing after you like they do

What if I could change form?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 18:06

I would say something here, but that would be mean, so...

Anyways, where do babies come from?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-02, 18:32

YOUR A*S!!!

What if Terra had Wax White skin?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-02, 18:40

(Why is it always Terra???? scratch

) She would still have guys running after her.

What if you guys stopped talking about Terra?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 20:04

Meganew wouldn't have anything to obsess over and would go insane and would bug us even more about not being a mod.

What if Meganew had no ambition whatsoever?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-02, 20:17

Then you would explode in a fireball of epic proportions.

What if I was a mod?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 20:32

Forum would be ruined.

What if you would stop ranting about being a mod and go listen to some metal/classic rock? All of us ('cept Shemuel, cause he's too awesome for it) do.

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-02, 20:35

Cause I'm too awesome for it, and not as spammy as Shemuel is sometimes.

What if DJ could turn Shemuel into a normal user?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 20:36

*Retort without answering*

What if you would stop quasi-worshipping DJ? Enough people do it that it's starting to get quite annoying!

by Jim Russ 2008-12-02, 20:37

Then this forum would be wreaked.

What if you would allow MT to be a Mod?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-02, 20:41

I would keep order in the forum.

What if Jim Russ had been on the forum since 2007?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-02, 20:42

He would just be a senior member. So what?

What if this whole "MT = mod thing" was dropped and the DJ-worshipping stopped?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-03, 00:07

DJ worshiping *gasps* How could you say such a thing.

What if we all view DJ as a god (or devil depending on your point of view)?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-03, 02:40

People would view him as a devil, as there can only be one true God, and therefore we burn him at the stake.

What if there were witches other than TN on the forum?

by Jim Russ 2008-12-03, 09:31

Then we would be zapping each other with spells.

What if I could go on vacation at Risa?

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