Fortunately/Unfortunately

Unfortunately, all this talk about life is really getting to my head for some reason.

fortunatly, it kills you and we all celebrate

unfortunately, the world is coming to an end! Ahhhhhh!

fortunatly, im the one causing it

unfortunately, you also die!

fortunatly, i am cloned an infinite amount of times and conquer the universe.

unfortunatly for you you cannot live with out the earth's air and other qualities.

Fortunately, you're going Alka lately.

fortunately, that's debatable.

unfortunatly, we have a poll and everyone stops talking to MNIM

unfortunatly, you force one of my look alikes to do so as i shoot you in the back of the head

Fortunately it misses and hits some random bum on the street that no one cared about.

unfortunattly, it turned out it was Darkjedi.fortunatly for us, he nver comes here so lets celebrate!

unfortunately, he is a sith! And other sith help him to resuscitate!

fortunatly, as he didnt drown, they couldnt resusitate him, so he died.

unfortunately, Your a killed logically by a vulcan (a first maybe????)

Unfortunately, You have to leave tomorrow. (no really my brother is going back to active duty. He is a Sergeant (SGT) in the army. He had some time off so he came ot visit me.)

Fortunately i don't see whats so fortunate about what i'm writing

Unfortunately someone made clones of me who did care and then they tried end life on earth.

unfortunatly the clones try to destroy an imaginary colony on mars

unfortunantly no ones playing my games !!!

Fortunately, NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!

unfortunately, he gets happy!

Fortunately nobody cares.

unfortanantly i leave !!! joking

fortunately i'm gonna talk about something different.

fortunately, no one cares.

fortunately time traveling combadges tried restore the fantasy timeline

unfortunately I bring this post back to life

fortunately thats good for some people

unfortunately (for some) I take over the world

fortunately, you get overthrown and torture to death.

unfortunately, they still let me keep the button to detonate all nukes.

fortantaly i might get a award for saving the forum because of thos dansoft sigs! that caused all the bugs!

unfortunatly, DW takes all the credit and you get banned.

fortunatly, i deleted your last post because it was spam.

realy sorry fortantly i shot my self but forget how so i study for the rest my life to find out how?

Unfortunately aliens take offense and try to destroy the moon

Unfortunately surfers lose their careers because the moon got destroyed