Mission 1: The Finding of The Lost Hybrids

Analise walked over to the last bit of the swarm, and stared directly into the eyes of something that brought back old memories.. Holding back tears, she curb-stomped it's head off with her boot and walked back to the others..
"I..I think we got them all that tried to attack.. I.. I'm going to go lay down now.." Analise takes a couple of steps towards her tent and faints.

Analise awoke in her tent with some combat medic over her.
Medic: One of your team-mates said you had fainted. Are you alright?
Analsie: Yes, I'm fine.. You may return to your tent. I just had some flashbacks.
Medic: Oh, Alright. If you need anything just let me know.
Analise: Alright.

The medic left and Analise sat up and looked around. She walked out of her tent and dragged the bug bodies off and into a pile. She decided she would do some scouting and began to walk off, unaware of something watching her.

John glanced up when on sentry duty and saw Analise walking away. He followed her, knowing many officers to take a late night walk and not come back. Sometimes they came back. In pieces. He sighed, remembering babysitting duty for his grandma. Protecting officers was much like that.

(Okay this upcoming death was asked.. The person doesn't have much time to play, though I don't think he has played at all)

Analise noticed something from under a bush. She walked over to it and screamed. One of soldiers that had been fighitng apparently was dragged off at the last minute.. and he was now dead, with a few missing limbs.. Analise checked the tags and sighed. Ben Dres.. Poor guy.. Analise took the tags and walked off.. She couldn't let anyone know they had been here.. Especially one of her own team.. It was happening all over again

John momentarily examined the remains of Ben Dres and moved on. He would've lived to pay his respects, but he didn't have time. He shadowed Analise until she hesitated in a small clearing. The feeling was back again...

Analise looked around the clearing. Despite all that happened.. this place reminded her of her own home.. Peaceful. She looked at the flowers and hesitated.. no, she wouldn't pick one up.. but she did see signs that someone was here recently.. or was dragged.. She loaded her P-90 and began to search around the area

Julius stepped over to Ben's corpse and payed his respects. "Godd*mn it." he said, "Why did you have to die?"

John continued to follow Analise, but on edge. Every rustling bush got a throwing knife embedded in it's branches... or limbs. Eventually he stopped to refresh himself, and when he got up, the only sign of lieutenant Colonel Analise Sharp was a trail cut through the bushes. John swore, jumped onto his feet, and ran on the path after her.

Analise opened fire on a flying wasp.. Man, did she HATE this planet.. and kept walking

Julius shot at a human-shaped figure.

John heard gunfire in the distance. He was getting closer to Analise, but if he could hear her gunfire than so can genetically enhanced insect-humans. He hurried up, passing types of indigenous wildlife he didn't even want to think about. He ran panting toward the figure of Analise and shouted. "Wait ma'am! It's dangerous out here, and I doubt you have enough ammo to kill the entire forest. Let's get back to camp." Suddenly a volley of bullets hit his personal body armor and he was knocked to his knees by the impact.

Julius walked towards the human-shaped figure, revealing it to be... John!

"Sorry about that, but with all the creepy things around here, you have to shoot at anything and everything."

Analise turned around and had the barrel of the P-90 pointed at John's head, and glared at Julius.
"I can take care of myself.. if you've been following me you could have figured that out. I need some time to think and I've got plenty of ammo." She lifted her pant leg a bit to reveal a long bladed combat knife.

John nodded. "My instructor always said that a knife couldn't run out of ammo, or over heat. But we better stay with you still. I've got that feeling again."

Julius walked ahead, and shot at another giant praying mantis.

"Who's there!?!?!" Yelled Julius, as he prepared to defend Analise and John from the source of the talking he was hearing.

Analise sneaked up behind Julius and tsked. "Your hearing things. You and Julius just go back to camp please. I need some time to think. And mark the trees while your at it so I don't get lost okay? and this isn't a request, it's an order." Analise sat down in the middle of the clearing as they both walked away, marking trees as they went.

"Okay," remarked Julius, "but if you get killed or injured, don't say I didn't warn you."

John and Julius were walking back and marking trees, when 4 camouflaged figures jump at them and yelled to stick their hands up.

"Okay." said Julius, as he stealthily reached for his H&K MP5. "Whatever you... JOHN, GET DOWN!!!" he yelled, as he shot the 4 assailants with his MP5. "John, cover them." Julius said, as he took away the guns, knives, and communicators of the assailants. "Okay. now you put your hands up!" said Julius, with excitement in his voice.

"Good work Julius. I bet that's not the last of them though. If they attacked us, they're probably after Analise as well! Come on!" John ran back to the clearing.

Analise looked around. Someone else was out here. She kept on, lost in her own thoughts.

John and Julius barged through the foliage, making enough noise to wake the dead, and finally arrived at the clearing.

"Analise, we found 4 hostiles who tried to attack us. We sent them back with our team members through the Stargate, but there are probably more out here." Julius said, as he heard rustling in the bushes.

Analise just giggled.
"You don't know what you just got yourself into, but before we kill each other, let's have a civil chat."
She stood up slowly and showed him her hands were free of any weapons.

Julius looked up to see a man standing in plain sight, wearing... their uniforms?

"Who the h*ll are you?" said Julius, as he pointed his XM8 at the man.

"You do anything funny, and I swear..." Julius pushed his XM8 right up to the man's chest. "You'll have a nice big hole you can show to your friends when they exhume you."

"We could ask you the very same question!" remarked Julius. "Anyways, we're out here looking for the last of the Wraith Hybrids."

"Wraith hybrids are mixtures between humans, such as you and me, and Wraiths, which are humanoid-looking insect-like creatures that drain the life out of humans for food."

Analise glared at Julius
"Stand Down now. That is a direct order. This conversation is between me and this fine young gentleman here. Now go back over to John and make sure he doesn't get himself killed."
Analise watched as Julius stormed off and sighed. She turns to the man.
"You were saying?"

"We were attacked by someone that resembled a Wraith Hybrid.. we tracked where it came from to this planet.. but we only saw one cruiser, which exploded, and then attacked by a swarm of huge insects.. Now tell me why your here."
Analise looked around as a loud screeching filled the air.

John listened to Julius to give his report. Not get John killed. He :Facepalm: and tells Julius, "Let me get this straight. You left your superior officer. In a clearing. Unarmed. Surrounded by potentially dangerous unknowns." He :Facepalm: again and groans. "Man, if we get out of this alive, I am going to go straight to the office responsible for training these people. They are gonna get a piece of my mind." "But she ordered my to!" Julius objected sheepishly. "You follow orders all the time too?" Julius remained silent. "That's what I thought. If she comes out of there alive, I will be happy, because if she doesn't, I have to learn how to babysit a new CO. Joy." He shrugged. "Oh well. I'll be through my two hundredth officer if she does die. Not like she'd be the first. You want we to tell you how I got through 200 officers? No? Too bad. I actually lost over a hundred from ambushes. Lost about twenty in life-fire exercises. There was this one time on a Wraith mission when a CO lost his face, but was alive. Then he..."

"I've had it." said Julius, interrupting. "I'm sick and tired of not being able to use my air support. I'm tired of having a hot girl as a CO. I'm tired of Wraith Hybrids, Blueish goo, and creepy otherworldly humans appearing from nowhere. Overall, I'm tired of this whole f*cking Stargate program. I'd rather be out there, searching for a new ZPM in my XP-250 then being on this swamp-infested h*llhole! I give up!" Julius furiously marched away from John into the jungle, towards the Stargate.

*Just then a humongous bug ran over and sucked out Julius' intestines, then jumped away into the forest*

John was immensely cheered up. He would honor bugs to the end of his life. And good riddance. Never rest in never ending war, scumbag.

Shemuel wrote:*Just then a humongous bug ran over and sucked out Julius' intestines, then jumped away into the forest*

No.

Julius walked through the Stargate, and decided to go to a good friend of his...

"Hey, Otto!" said Julius, as he approached his good friend in the new car business. "Hey! It's Julius, old friend!" said Otto as he hugged Julius.

"Listen," said Julius, "I need a 2000 Plymouth Voyager, camo, with custom armor, a 200 hp engine, and a Boulton Paul turret." "You got it!" said Otto, as he showed Julius the vehicle.

Julius got in, and drove through the Stargate, with Otto manning the turret. Julius got out, and stepped in front of John, who was gawking at the vehicle. "Nice one." said Julius. "A throwback to the Gun Stugs and Halftracks of World War II. Anyone attacks us, this'll get 'em."

(Note: This is not ubering. This is, however, a modern day version of a gun stug, or wheeled anti-troop tank.)

"I'm in ur warthog, jackin ur kills. hehe"

John grew tired of watching Meganew's insides roll around, so he decided to go back to the clearing to see if she was dead yet. Or, if they were still talking, tick her off. Serves them right. He looked up absentmindedly and noticed something. or rather, lack of something. Sunlight. It was night. Oh crap.

The Stargate activated, vaporizing what was left of Julius' body.Johns radio activated
"SG teams 1 and 5 report your status, you are 2 hours overdue."

John turned on his radio. "Sir, Analise is having an... err... conversation with an unknown element. Julius is dead. *Joy!* And I make out high casualties. Requesting backup. Uh, and sir? Can I nuke the place? Please? Pleeeeeeeeeease?"

"Sorry, the US is using their nukes to liberate Russia.As for backup, I'm coming with a bunch of marines that will make one hell of a mess and die violently like they always do on TV.As for Julius...drinks are on me when this blows over."
Psycho and 20 marines emerged through the Stargate a few minutes later.
"Now John, where the hell is Analise?"

John sighed. They were probably doing a crappy job of "Liberating" Russia. "This way sir! They're probably dead or having $*x now." When everyone stared at him he shook his head violently. "It was a joke... Jeez..."