In the News

(I dont think this should go in media....)

Basically this is were i will make fun of the news broadcasts, lol, i will make fun of stuff that happens, like if some country goes broke, i will make a comment like "Really, i asked my relitive that lives there what the word for taxes was, and they said, we are sorry, we dont have a word for that"

I will also have variouse segments, that i hope will have other members of the forum do, this is ment to be funny....so take no offence to anything,



i dont plan on anything offenstive to be put in this, but should that come up, its a joke.


I will probibly not get to this very often, its suppost to be funny, so yeah.

Just as long as its good clean fun I dont have a problem with it

Better not be racist, or some people will beat you down, and if you do a specific country and make it extremely racist and stuff, I'll beat you down..... And maybe Destral...... Probably Destral... Mostly yes Destral.....

(Sometimes with will be based on real stuff, sometimes it will be just to be funny, Chicago isent the most livable city in America)

In the topic of Stars, we learned that Lindsay Lohan was put in jail again, how long with this jail time last, i dont know, but we know she was jailed for being higher than Mount Everest.

In the topic of Stocks, Apple (APPL) keeps goign up, its higher than Lindsay Lohan, the Stock Great Atlantic Pacific Tea Company (GAP) keeps going up aswell, all i want to know is, who buys Tea for it to go up?

In other news we also learnedthat the kids show "Dora The Explorer" has a subliminal messenge, you know how there is a mountain range on the border of america and mexico, ever see them cross a mountain to get to there destination,there crossing the border illegally people, another subliminal messenge is when they cross bridges, the grumpy old trool that lives under the bridge is suppos to be border control, also the fox, that steals there stuff is really Mugging them, who knew, and ever wonder who Dora can talk to monkies, she has her relitives that live in the amazon were crack is legal mail it to her.

This Brings us to a segment we call "Really with Evil Person"

Really America, Really, you spend all this money in trying to keep the border safe, yet you let American Children watch shows with subliminal messenges that will durange them into thinking that Illegal Immigrents are following "The Map" Really Border Control, really?

This also raises the question, why do you ban shows that have fighting in them, but not shows that have subliminal messenges, Really America, Really, your doing more damage by doing this, than you would if you told us you had an Alian Spacecraft at Area 51, Wich, WE ALL KNOW IS THERE, go on Google Earth, ever wonder what that random airfield is in the middle Navada, Really.

Today Chicago was rated the most livable city in America, Really, this is what i found



Why not this city?



Pittsburgh PA? Really, Really, its much better, shure the inner city of Chicago is pritty, but atleast if i wander into the outskirts of Pittsburgh i wont get mugged.

Really.

This has been "Really with Evil Person"

Yeah, its ment to be funny, not trying to be racist.

[quote="Evil Person"]
This also raises the question, why do you ban shows that have fighting in them, but not shows that have subliminal messenges, Really America, Really, your doing more damage by doing this, than you would if you told us you had an Alian Spacecraft at Area 51, Wich, WE ALL KNOW IS THERE, go on Google Earth, ever wonder what that random airfield is in the middle Navada, Really/quote]

The US Gov has never dneied nor said it was there, the Airfield ithere sn't a serect it's called Nellis Air Force Base, it used to test new aircraft like the F- 4, 16 and every other one. the only reason it got the nick name 'Area 51' is becasue on the Map, it is in Area 51. so in reailty Area 51 never did exsist, well as a super serect miltary base anyway

Area 51 is where they test Aircraft, and they test other things too, like experimental technology :/

It's nice and secluded so it's a good place to do so! The president isn't even allowed there surprisingly, thank god... Obama posted all of America's top secret missile defense facilities on the internet, thank god someone removed it and took away his rights to the site! Imagine what he'll do if he finds out all of our experimental tech in Area 51!

"our?"

I thought you're Welsh?

I am Welsh, I don't live in Wales, I live in America..... The government can de - stabilize any minute now..... But I'm mostly Polish :/

Todays News

Here coems the "Really with Evil Person" part of the news

Really middle east, your pissed because someone is building houses about 2 mile away from your borders, GET A LIFE, i mean really, get over your petty difforences, move to remot islands in the middle of the Pacific, no one wants to deal with it, i mean Really, how many times over the last 10 years have you heard anything about any other part of the world, you havent, i mean Really Middle East, we are getting sick of you, can you just like, get a life, ok we understand your reliouse belives involve stuff, we get it, now please, no one else wants to be part of it, either be nice to other countries, or leave us all alone, we would be happy to give you a deserted island in the pacific, or a moon colony, SO YOU LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE, all your terrorist attacks are doing is making it so people come kill you, i mean really, if you want to die, kill yourself, dont drag other people into it.

(Sorry if that offends anyone, but i mean REALLY, let someone else have the spotlight for a change, like Poland, or Switzerland)

Poland doesn't have a spotlight, ever, Poland's real history is mysterious and only known by those who live in Poland or are really Polish... I happen to know the real history for I'm like over 50% Polish.....

That's weird. I met someone yesterday from Pittsburgh, and I think Stewi or someone was too.

Dwy ti ddim yn Cymraig iawn, Nunchinina? Ceri gravi, mochyn budyr.

Your not even speaking Welsh fully right

Are we shure your not useing Google Translate to know that Nuchiha?

You have done it before.

Anyway, i am from Pittsburgh, nice city.

-_-

I knew it was spelled incorrectly for I know a little Welsh, but I used Google Translate, Babylon, and some English Translation books..... Yesh, I'm fast, but I kind of skimped on the books

Nuchiha101 wrote:-_-

I knew it was spelled incorrectly for I know a little Welsh, but I used Google Translate, Babylon, and some English Translation books..... Yesh, I'm fast, but I kind of skimped on the books

Right... Google Translate... I still wouldn't trust it for my paper work you know? But also... I'm too lasy! : D

I used other sources too, Google Translate is horribly inaccurate so I rarely use it... I use Babylon :/

Owner of segway dies in a segway accident rather ironic

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8027301/Segway-company-owner-dies-riding-two-wheeled-machine-off-cliff.html

Nuchiha101 wrote:Your not even speaking Welsh fully right

Nuchiha101 wrote:-_-

I knew it was spelled incorrectly for I know a little Welsh, but I used Google Translate, Babylon, and some English Translation books..... Yesh, I'm fast, but I kind of skimped on the books

No, all done right, apart from perhaps the 'Dwy' instead of 'Rwy'. I'm actually disappointed with the attempt of Google translate. However, they're phrases, not always the same as literal word for word translations. It's those sort of things a mainly Polish guy from the U.S.A. wouldn't get.

Dude, think twice before you mess with a Polish guy, it'll fuck up your life

think twice before starting a flame war on my site nuch, I've already warned you once, I'm not gonna warn you again

He said a racial remark, ' Something a Polish Guy in America won't understand '

You really don't know where to draw the line do you? Well, fortunately I can help