Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

Thingy wrote:Pfft... Canadians... They're so politically correct...

Actually, i meant all the other stuff.

What, talking about bestiality?

Thats sick, and it must be legal in wales

Someone's gon' get banned from IRC again!

heh, amusing

Thingy wrote:Philly started talking about dolphins ejaculating inside him.

And apparently you can't read. I clearly only said that "dolphins ejaculating inside you is bad." That's it. Stop putting words in my mouth that were never fucking said.

yeah!

can we gang up on Thingy now? I'd like to gang up on someone and Thingy seems like good choice

Sure, why not? I'm extremely bored after eating calamari! Thingy seems like an excellent target.

Only problem is that he ain't here. Oh well! Maybe some other time!

How would you know its bad if youve never had one do it inside of you?

Yes we should make thingy's life a living hell!

of course lee watson is here.... we could gang up on him instead...

leewatson1 wrote:How would you know its bad if youve never had one do it inside of you?

Because from what I've read, dolphins ejaculate extremely violently and it can cause internal organ damage. So you would have to explain to the doctors how you got semen in your liver and...

Yeah. You get the point.

I'm used to it don't worry i know the standard bullying procedures

ok good.

Step 1: Get into circle around subject

Step 2: intimidate subject and say level 1 insults

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit!

step 3 is commence physical abuse

Step 4: victims crys and shouts for mommy

Step 5: Commence binding arms, legs, and duct taping the mouth

Erm im scared now its went from bullying to kidnap/possible rape

I assumed that was what you were going for? Kidnappers/rapists are bullies too, I'll have you know!

Step 6: protect my anus! or at least use a condom

Okay I'm officially meh'd with this thread.

Something fresh, people! We need something fresh!

Step 7: JPB stranges why did he asked us to use a condom???

Have this freshly baked french loaf

Cause if you don't then you receive wonderful things such as:

-Gonorrhea
-AIDS
-Crabs
-Herpes
-Numerous other... delightful things.

But I mean... That I know, the most probable thing os those you listed to have is herpes... And that you can catch even with shaking someone's hand!...

Besides... None of us has any of those (to my knowledge)!

Or do we, why dont we make a thread list your STD's here

Philly Homer wrote:Okay I'm officially meh'd with this thread.

Something fresh, people! We need something fresh!

this thread doesn't need to be about dolphin sex, it's just a random post crap thread

Shemuel wrote:I'm pretty sure even Sweden isn't that liberal..

No no, by around here i meant on the forum. Talking about something like this and the dildo pictures aren't against the forum rules.

@Philly Right, dolphin on human sex that leads to the dolphin ejaculating inside said unnamed human, that fucks up the line pretty badly too.

also fucks up the human pretty badly too

Which was my only point. Thankfully someone got it

so, 6 pages later, we have come to the conclusion of topic 1. now moving onto bananas and why they are disgusting

It depends of what bananas you're talking...

i'm talking these guys:

Those guys aren't disgusting... They're a pretty tasty fruit actually...

are you kidding me, they're mushy and slimey and have this gross texture, plus the taste is disgusting. I literally feel like vomiting every time I try to eat a banana

Fucking bananas, i fucking hate those hippies... Fucking freaks...

They just have to be so speeeciaaaal. All the other fruit are round or oval, but these assholes? Noooo, they just have to look like dicks.

They're like the popped collar douchebags of the fruits. Think they're so special, but they're actually just like all the other asshole fruit.

Then you haven't ever had a ripe banana?

They gotta have lots of brown spots on them. If they're green, then no shit they're disgusting.

Philly Homer wrote:Then you haven't ever had a ripe banana?

They gotta have lots of brown spots on them. If they're green, then no shit they're disgusting.

eeew, that's even worse. I literally hate bananas at all stages in their life. I like grapes though, grapes are quite nice

Ripe bananas are only good for milkshakes or anything cooked/baked, as long as you don't eat them raw. They have to be in the middle, or even better, leaning towards ripe but not ripe yet.

Stll fucking assholes though.

C'mon! They're so sweet! And the only problem I have with them being slim is that they break if you're careless... And with them being soft... Hmmm... I don't have anything against...

Grapes are awesome, btw!

Thingy wrote:Ripe bananas are only good for milkshakes or anything cooked/baked, as long as you don't eat them raw. They have to be in the middle, or even better, leaning towards ripe but not ripe yet.

Stll fucking assholes though.

agree.

They're ok in milkshakes, banana bread and banana chocolate chip muffins

Whatevs yo. You people are weird for not eating bananas like regular people.

Anyways, no love for peaches? They're amazing

True True True...

In fact I like all the fruits in existence

because you are one

Oh you're a fruitcake, man!

he had to have seen that one coming

What do you mean... by that? (I bet it's something really bad, but...)

come on, you must have been called a fruit before, it's a pretty universal insult

A fruitcake has rainbow colors and rainbows are gay therefore fruitcakes are gay.

Like your jokes say... Portuguese are aliens, so...

@Alka... Oww... Don 't call me that again please... Really don't...