Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda
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Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda
Cookies and cream while i have sex with dead baby pandas
leewatson1- Lt. Commander
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I'm to scared to read it.
Vedic- Lieutenant
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What's the hardest thing in a dead baby panda?
Shemuel- Captain
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Wow, I must have been gone for this one. I'm so glad...
Was the name inspired by that song... DW...
(YOU KNOW what I'm talking about.)
I only know, because I was stuck carpooling with my sister and this girl that listens to country music all the freaking time on our commute during CNA school.
I will have to admit, I do like that song... LOL
Was the name inspired by that song... DW...
(YOU KNOW what I'm talking about.)
I only know, because I was stuck carpooling with my sister and this girl that listens to country music all the freaking time on our commute during CNA school.
I will have to admit, I do like that song... LOL
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I have no idea what he's talking about. If he said it was country than I REALLY don't know what he's on about
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Oh, ok,
Well, your ears might bleed, and it's quite strange....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt0_oPPK6eA
Warning: Uber hick music
I can't completely condemn this song, because well, I don't want to kill horses... and I don't want to deprive cowboys of being ridden by women.
If it weren't for that, I would probably gag. The lyrics are so ghetto lol
Note: I still definitely hate country music.
Well, your ears might bleed, and it's quite strange....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt0_oPPK6eA
Warning: Uber hick music
I can't completely condemn this song, because well, I don't want to kill horses... and I don't want to deprive cowboys of being ridden by women.
If it weren't for that, I would probably gag. The lyrics are so ghetto lol
Note: I still definitely hate country music.
Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda
Except Johnny Cash (who is classified as Country here, he should be classified as...Johnny Cash)
Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda
Fuck a panda, save a dolphin.
Trekkieenterprise- Cadet
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Ew. Pandas are nasty beasts. They'll rip you to shreds. Dolphins just wanna have fun.
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Philly Homer wrote:Ew. Pandas are nasty beasts. They'll rip you to shreds. Dolphins just wanna have fun.
Eeeeeeexactly.
Trekkieenterprise- Cadet
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Philly I am worried that you actually tried to have sex with a dolphin....
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Tried and succeded, T'was great me DW shem and some other people, with one gang raped dolphin.
leewatson1- Lt. Commander
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Poor guys... you needed to gang rape a dolphin... you don't need that much ya know?
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Darkwing wrote:Except Johnny Cash (who is classified as Country here, he should be classified as...Johnny Cash)
I consider him not country, just because his music is above that.
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The musical stylings of mr conway twitty.
leewatson1- Lt. Commander
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No.... this guy is so much better.
WIN for being the ghettoist thing I've ever seen. And at the end.... almost thrash metal????
Don't you just love the south? Hahahahah!!! Isn't it just wonderful to think that I actually associate with people like that? (Ok, not really, but I do know a few)
Note: I'm seriously thinking about making one of those diddley bows.
WIN for being the ghettoist thing I've ever seen. And at the end.... almost thrash metal????
Don't you just love the south? Hahahahah!!! Isn't it just wonderful to think that I actually associate with people like that? (Ok, not really, but I do know a few)
Note: I'm seriously thinking about making one of those diddley bows.
Re: Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda
dude country is not where its at!
sorry I could not embed it. :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvgFeWC08Yo
I talked to Rapture Ruckus last night at one of his concerts. Man it is legendary.
sorry I could not embed it. :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvgFeWC08Yo
I talked to Rapture Ruckus last night at one of his concerts. Man it is legendary.
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JTull; Whoo....eell
Shemuel- Captain
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He's a white, polite guy trying to be a black rapper.
Shemuel- Captain
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Haven't heard or seen him, but i alredy hate his guts. People like that just make you want to punch them in the face.
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He is a awesome guy. He is also a Christian he is more a hip hop artist.
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Question.... Not poking at this guy..
Does calling yourself a Christian make you a Christian?
(rhetorical. If anyone says yes to that, shove a sock in your mouth and then try to scream. It's quite amusing. For me at least.)
It's funny how so many people just take a person's word for who they are, instead of actually investigating for themselves.
I suppose people are just lazy about thinking.
Does calling yourself a Christian make you a Christian?
(rhetorical. If anyone says yes to that, shove a sock in your mouth and then try to scream. It's quite amusing. For me at least.)
It's funny how so many people just take a person's word for who they are, instead of actually investigating for themselves.
I suppose people are just lazy about thinking.
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He is a Christian I have had a good talk with him, he is the real deal and not a 'christian'. also I have to say it pisses me off when people say 'I am a Christian' 'do you go to church?' 'No, but you dont have to go to church to be a Christian'. Makes me want to smack them round the head to try knock some sense into them. Yes you can be a Christian but however NOT one who grows in their faith (unless for example you are a missionary however if you are you should be self sufficient in your faith however still connected to a church).
Sorry for that little rant.
Sorry for that little rant.
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That's what you call an inactive Christian. (That is, if he went to a congregation before, regularly)
Perhaps they still study and pray by themselves, but they still aren't getting the nourishment they need by congregating with the others.
[(Heb. 10:24,25) < how can you encourage and build up one another of you don't congregate? Exactly]
Though I wouldn't go to the extent of not calling them a Christian for that reason. (though in actuality, someone that doesn't get spiritual intake will die spiritually, at least eventually.)
For example, I've heard a story about a guy that was put into solitary confinement for 2 years (or was it 3? I can't remember) for his faith. There was no way he could attend any type of religious congregation. He didn't even have a bible. But, when he finally got out, he was weak, but still a Christian.
It all depends on the reason why they aren't attending. Is it because they're lazy, and have a lack of spiritual appreciation? Do they feel guilty about something they did in the past, and therefore feel unworthy to go? Or, are they unable to attend because of some physical or mental/emotional ailment?
We can't judge. We just have to lend a hand, and encourage them to grab onto it.
Perhaps they still study and pray by themselves, but they still aren't getting the nourishment they need by congregating with the others.
[(Heb. 10:24,25) < how can you encourage and build up one another of you don't congregate? Exactly]
Though I wouldn't go to the extent of not calling them a Christian for that reason. (though in actuality, someone that doesn't get spiritual intake will die spiritually, at least eventually.)
For example, I've heard a story about a guy that was put into solitary confinement for 2 years (or was it 3? I can't remember) for his faith. There was no way he could attend any type of religious congregation. He didn't even have a bible. But, when he finally got out, he was weak, but still a Christian.
It all depends on the reason why they aren't attending. Is it because they're lazy, and have a lack of spiritual appreciation? Do they feel guilty about something they did in the past, and therefore feel unworthy to go? Or, are they unable to attend because of some physical or mental/emotional ailment?
We can't judge. We just have to lend a hand, and encourage them to grab onto it.
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Totally and completely agree with you on that.
I recently listened to a sermon all about being a 'potted' or a 'planted' christian. however that is a similar however different topic.
I know from experience that when you attend a church where you get all the support and teaching and fellowship or more appropriately have kornonia with your fellow man then you will grow quickly and easily in your faith.(I think that is how its spelled I am not very up with my greek )
It is also important to have a heart open to teaching. If you don't then you will not develop either.
I recently listened to a sermon all about being a 'potted' or a 'planted' christian. however that is a similar however different topic.
I know from experience that when you attend a church where you get all the support and teaching and fellowship or more appropriately have kornonia with your fellow man then you will grow quickly and easily in your faith.(I think that is how its spelled I am not very up with my greek )
It is also important to have a heart open to teaching. If you don't then you will not develop either.
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Our struggle as Christians in this system of things can be likened to climbing a steep, muddy mountain. If you stop moving up, you're going to start sliding down. And fast too. So if we aren't careful enough, if we don't watch how we walk (Eph. 5:15-20); we could stumble, and slide all the way back down to where we started. (if not further)
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A blind man does not see; he feels.
Shemuel- Captain
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And an admin gets angry when religion is discussed on his forum when it's not supposed to be.
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No, I'm quite touchable. But I won't back down from saying what I think is right at the proper time.
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Oh, it's not kissing that he was trying to do.
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Please delete Lee's post.
Shemuel- Captain
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ehm DJ that was a simple complement since not many people I know will always stand up for themselves.
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