Fuck a Dolphin, Save a Panda

So, whatever random bullshit comes to your mind can go here. Now we were talking about dolphins I think

I'll let Alka start.

I LOVE DOLPHINS! I SWIM WITH THEM ALL THE TIME! I SNEAK INTO THE AQUARIUM AT NIGHT!

And the pandas can go burn for all I care. Nasty creatures =(

Dolphins are the only species apart from humans to have sex for pleasure FACT!

leewatson1 wrote:Dolphins are the only species apart from humans to have sex for pleasure FACT!

This is true!

And if you're lucky, they'll do it with you!

Already, that fact has been quoted. I suggest all newcomers to this topic to first look at the philosophers corner.

I heard Minke Whales are like dolphins, except they're all white!

I Can Do Whatever I'm White!

I heard dolphins dont have gills

Then again why do they need failed business men

Hmm, we also need a "OOIUGHH THAT JOKE IS AWFUUL" thread.

They have prehensile penises!

Sad face dolphins cant actually have a sad face

But they can rape you if they're angry. And if they ejaculate in you, then that's really bad.

Actually up until about 12 weeks of pregancy a human baby is excatcly the same as a dolphins.

Like, Really bad.

BS. Do you mean physiologically similar?

Yes not genetically but their bodys are the same except after that we grow arms leg etc... and they grows fins etc..

Lee wrote:

Hmm, not quite what I expected.

i wonder if this thread will attract any new users.

By the way, nice sig shem

And so, the great power above came down and utterly destroyed western civilization for the atrocities commited in this thread...

Silly, that's just the giant dolphin god showering us with his blessing.

dolphins make good pie

this thread is doing well I see

Thingy wrote:And so, the great power above came down and utterly destroyed western civilization for the atrocities commited in this thread...

why western? hmm, there's people from Europe posting here too!

Are you kidding me? This is the greatest thread ever conceived by the masterminds of this forum.

There has never been, and never will be, a thread as awesome as this thread.

I'm glad to know I was a part of something special for once

Darkwing wrote:

Thingy wrote:And so, the great power above came down and utterly destroyed western civilization for the atrocities commited in this thread...

why western? hmm, there's people from Europe posting here too!

...Europe's part of western civilization. Actually, western civilization began in europe.

YAY US!! and why is it always the wierd topics that people post in?

oh. Ok, I need a New Zealander STAT!

Because everyone here is weird?

hat would about sum it up. In fact, this is probably part of the answer we been looking for. We need more weird and relaxed topics to post in

Cause DW likes old men's asses, Shemale like sheep, and I like dolphins.

There's no threads for the former two, sadly.

I'm pretty sure we;ve had sheep threads and we did have the old man ass thread, so we did have them

Shemuel wrote:

Lee wrote:

Hmm, not quite what I expected.

Pfft, dolphin dildos are for pussies (BADUM TISH!), real m... erm... Women... Use edward's disembodied plastic dick! It sparkles!



And read the comments. Fucking. Awesome.
http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP

But nothing near as awesome as this one

I gotta go eat now. Calamari time!

And Thingy, Obama dildo!

Darkwing wrote:I'm pretty sure we;ve had sheep threads and we did have the old man ass thread, so we did have them

Thread? It was a discussion in the forum announcement tab. I think there's a thread with the records of it though...

There is a line. THERE IS A LINE.

Well...there goes my appetite for supper

Shemuel wrote:There is a line. THERE IS A LINE.

And yeah, forum rules do still apply here

Shemuel wrote:There is a line. THERE IS A LINE.

We anal raped that line when Philly started talking about dolphins ejaculating inside him. We also destroyed any chance humanity had at forgiveness from god.

Darkwing wrote:Well...there goes my appetite for supper

well it made alka hungry...

Thingy wrote:

Shemuel wrote:There is a line. THERE IS A LINE.

We anal raped that line when Philly started talking about dolphins ejaculating inside him. We also destroyed any chance humanity had at forgiveness from god.

true, but pictures was a little much.

Think of the children! Won't somebody please think of the children?

you want us to post kiddie porn now? how disturbing

Simpsons did it!

they had kiddie porn on the Simpsons? Is that legal?

Actually, this is perfectly legal (around here at least, i'm quite sure this thread is against all international laws made by the UN and every single organization in the world. Ever.). As long as it's 16+, we're fine.

well kiddie porn is illegal here in Canada

Pfft... Canadians... They're so politically correct...

Actually, i meant all the other stuff.

I'm pretty sure even Sweden isn't that liberal..