Do you have fetishes for half lizard half bird aliens?
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Do you have fetishes for half lizard half bird aliens?
Then boy, will you love ME2! They've made garrus a romance option. I would ask myself wether i should laugh or cry, but the line ''You know me, i like to savour the last shot before i pop the heatsink...'' made it quite clear. Excuse me while i roll on the floor laughing myself to death. (Just so you know, there's no real sex here, they're just talking for a while and hinting at sex. But it's quite clear that in another scene, they will be having sex... Dirty human on bird lizard alien thing sex... *Shudder*.)
Oh, and by the way, there might me some mild spoilers here, nothing to worry about really, just wanted you to know.
Tali is also a romance option. I do like how they dealt with the situation though, they managed to keep a sh*tstorm from consuming their forums (you'd be surprised if you knew how many sickos want to nail Tali and Garrus on the ME forums... Or maybe not. I mean... It is the internet... Rule 34 and all...) and made a really funny thing of it while at it. Truly genius.
Oh, and by the way, there might me some mild spoilers here, nothing to worry about really, just wanted you to know.
Tali is also a romance option. I do like how they dealt with the situation though, they managed to keep a sh*tstorm from consuming their forums (you'd be surprised if you knew how many sickos want to nail Tali and Garrus on the ME forums... Or maybe not. I mean... It is the internet... Rule 34 and all...) and made a really funny thing of it while at it. Truly genius.
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I shall throw Avatar at you... Because in a way, they beat the game to it.. though the scene was taken out of the movie while it was in theaters, it will be shown on (I think) a Director's Cut DVD and BluRay of it when it leaves theaters.
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There's a difference between sexing up a half bird half lizard man and two blue elves having sex.
The tali scene is probably going to be even stranger though, she's partly cybernetic and has bent legs.
The tali scene is probably going to be even stranger though, she's partly cybernetic and has bent legs.
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They are not Elves... ._. They are an alien race of cats, or I so do believe.. Elves don't have tails... The Na'Vi do.
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Right, elf human cat things, same thing. It's still not anywhere near a human having sex with a half cyborg and a bird lizard alien.
Bioware wins the strangeness competiton. They might also have won the creepy fanbase competition while they were at it, there were lots of threads on their forums asking wether tali and garrus will be romance options.
Let's just say they were disturbing. Very disturbing.
Bioware wins the strangeness competiton. They might also have won the creepy fanbase competition while they were at it, there were lots of threads on their forums asking wether tali and garrus will be romance options.
Let's just say they were disturbing. Very disturbing.
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https://2img.net/h/i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo34/Dread151/1264220224faint_knew.png
See that? I'm going to hit you with it now.. and bioware LOST the strangeness competition with the furry fandom.. They always have something stranger... ALWAYS..
See that? I'm going to hit you with it now.. and bioware LOST the strangeness competition with the furry fandom.. They always have something stranger... ALWAYS..
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Well... Yeah... You have a point there... The furry pervs always manage to bring something sicker to the table... Like this flash game i found while looking around the net... My god... That game... It has scarred me for eternity... Branded my soul with it's sickness...
It had... it had... it had.. zebras... doing... things... horrible, twisted things...
*lies on the floor in a fetail position with a blank stare*
It had... it had... it had.. zebras... doing... things... horrible, twisted things...
*lies on the floor in a fetail position with a blank stare*
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xD Your probably counting your graces... Kiyo is a more tame furry.. me, I try to distance myselves from it... other than liking the artwork of some of the artists, I can't really get into it.
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What the heck?
Thingy, why do you look for things like this on the internet?
Thingy, why do you look for things like this on the internet?
Re: Do you have fetishes for half lizard half bird aliens?
I found this one on the escapist. No! Really! I didnt find it when i was searching for bird on human sex! I swear!
By the way, welcome back.
By the way, welcome back.
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Re: Do you have fetishes for half lizard half bird aliens?
Yeah sure...
I bet you like it when their feathers fall off.
:Thingy hisses like a freaky blue person:
I bet you like it when their feathers fall off.
:Thingy hisses like a freaky blue person:
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