Re: The random Alkanosis thread

[me naam is m]

hmm... shall I start up linux and spread it around? muwhaha.

The person who said " i will only say this once" was French! And how do you get Britsh TV?

I know. that "stupid Germans" bit is from Edith's mother, and is mostly said when she (the resistance girl) says something about germans.

we had it on evenings during the week, along with "it ain';t half hot mum" and "are you being served" and "dad's army" and "M*A*S*H", on a dutch channel. hilarious!

AND we also recieve BBC 1 and 2

[Shemuel]

Ah good.

[Darkjedi]

hmm... shall I start up linux and spread it around? muwhaha.

The person who said " i will only say this once" was French! And how do you get Britsh TV?

I know. that "stupid Germans" bit is from Edith's mother, and is mostly said when she (the resistance girl) says something about germans.

we had it on evenings during the week, along with "it ain';t half hot mum" and "are you being served" and "dad's army" and "M*A*S*H", on a dutch channel. hilarious!

AND we also recieve BBC 1 and 2

Actually, that's not in UNIX script. It's MS-DOS. (A windows virus.)

[me naam is m]

yeah, I know, that's exactly why, so my own PC wouldn't get destroyed.

[Darkjedi]

What, you got Linux?

[me naam is m]

meh had. my HD isn't big enough atm.

[Darkjedi]

Ahh, you can get a Lite version to dual boot with. I've seen it in work. It looks good.

[me naam is m]

the boot-cd version?

[Darkjedi]

Not necessarily. The version i'm speaking of is like a baby Linux. (It takes up less space. Smaller OS.)

[me naam is m]

ow... well that... has the kernel been made smaller?

[Darkjedi]

Precisely! It's much smaller. It can be used as kind of an add on to windows.

[me naam is m]

whoa. cool. does it have all those little funny games though?

[Darkjedi]

Like what?

[me naam is m]

ehm... oh god, I forgot how all thos elittle games are called... that with the marbles... and... some planet conquering strategy game... and of course tux sledding! and ehm... golddigger.. and... some online tanks game...

ow. we're getting OT. sorry alka

[Darkjedi]

We aren't off topic! It's supposed to be random, in honor of Alkanosis.

[Philly Homer]

You have every right to go off on tangents in this thread. It's not to be used as a quasi-spam thread, though...

[Darkjedi]

You're right. Gosh dang it!!!!! My little sister just peed on the couch!!! AHHHHH! Just a sec....

[Shemuel]

Wow. Unlucky.

[Darkjedi]

And I have to clean it up!!!! ARGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shemuel]

(okay, i'll argue)
NO YOU DON@T, JUST LEAVE IT THERE TO PUTREFY!!!!

[Philly Homer]

...Eww... You have to get rid of it sometime, anyways...

[Darkjedi]

I cleaned it up, put a diper on her, (Against her will), and made her sit on a towel. Oh, I also smacked her. LOL!

[me naam is m]

lol. is this a tangent of your sister?

(lol. the "open source discussion" is indeed on topic. it's a tangent of alka)

[Philly Homer]

Random child abuse much? -Calls child support-

[Darkjedi]

No, no, it was proper discipline. Not evil, or harsh. LOL.

[me naam is m]

darkjedi is not evil. I am.

(which is a tangent of me)

[Shemuel]

If you were in Britain, you could probably be done for that. f it causes "reddening of the skin" the sentence can be hard

[me naam is m]

no... not that kind of evil... I mean like.. if someone annoys me, and then complains, he's gonna have very bad luck the next week kinda evil.

[Shemuel]

i was talking to darkjedi actually, don't worry.

[Jtull]

so you hate my brit side?

[Shemuel]

No, all I hate is the English as a whole. I have no problem with English people though

[Philly Homer]

Of course, we know that all Europeans have problems with the American people.

[Shemuel]

No, just the fat deaf ones that come over here as tourists

[Philly Homer]

And the ones that are geographically unknowledgeable, right?

[Jtull]

prob but im kinda skinny and i can hear fine so you shouldent have a prob with me.

[Philly Homer]

Of course, we know that all Europeans have problems with the American people.

No, just the fat deaf ones that come over here as tourists

He wasn't talking about you, Jtull.

[Darkjedi]

prob but im kinda skinny and i can hear fine so you shouldent have a prob with me.

Yeah, then that means that he won't have a problem with me either. LOL!

[Shemuel]

There are always exceptions....

[raffitz]

Flashbacking: What's the purpose of the virus, DJ? I might be interested in sending it to some of my, er..., friends.... MWAHAHAHAHA!

[Philly Homer]

Uh-oh, the Portuguese man is plotting sinister vengeance. This won't be good... (Hope you're not offended. If so, then I am sorry.)

[Jtull]

i have never heard of a Portuguese man ploting even to eat a cake.

[Shemuel]

Have you ever known another Portugese guy?

[Jtull]

ah no.

[Philly Homer]

Meh. So we're talking about nationalities already? Okay then. I am Chinese and I know I have relatives in China (duh), Canada, Singapore, and New Zealand.

[Darkjedi]

Flashbacking: What's the purpose of the virus, DJ? I might be interested in sending it to some of my, er..., friends.... MWAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, that is just a silly virus. It is pretty destructive though.
What it does:
1) Copy itself into startup
2) Copy itself over one thousand times into random spots in your computer
3) Hide its self and all other created files
4) Task kill MSN, Norton, Windows Explorer, Limewire.
5) Swap the left mouse button with the right one
6) Opens alert boxes
7) Changes the time to 12:00 and shuts down the computer

The virus must NOT be put out into the public. I have created a non-replicating shutdown virus that you can use though. I have also created one that replicates itself, and attaches itself to start up. (Every time the victim turns their computer on, it shuts down.) This virus is MUCH more complicated than the non-replicating one. If you want me to, I can give you the source code of the non-replicating virus. The 2nd most malicious virus I've created, is the Blackened Jolly Rodger virus. It is a replicating freeze virus, that has the wonderful attribute of being able to get rid of Norton Antivirus. That one took a couple of weeks for me to create. LOL. I don't create malicious viruses anymore. I have left that life behind. Don't ask for me to go back to it.

[Philly Homer]

Would you ever consider a career working for a government that may require such services? Heh...

[Darkjedi]

LOL. No, the governments are too corrupt. They are controlled by Satin.

[Jtull]

hey Alkanosis your name is the medicxal conition you get from consumeing alkiline subsasces.

[Darkjedi]

No. That's not what his name means. Not even close. LOL! Part of it is a medical condition though.

[Jtull]

i was wrong!!

oh well i accidently passed a bio exam last year.

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