Uber battle!

i destroy wassup permanently.

I commit Kajfuskg whd!!!!!! Or whatever "Cutting your insides out" is in japanese... Anyway, I'm almost dead now and screaming my head off. Now everyone is being annoyed to death!

Purge.
Everyone dies.

but me.

Wassup.
Now you die, permantly, and as every universe, dimension and timeline was destroyed, there is no way to come back in any way shape or form.

i come back as god, biatch. Heard that? GOD. I create SOAD and make them play for me for all eternity.

i come back as darth sidious and i kill god and i live for 10000 years.

I appear as Darth Vader and throw you down a ventilation shaft of the death star, but I run before that crap explodes and boom! I'm the supreme ruler of the empire!

ever hear of sidious's clone bodys? well, thats what happens. then i kill vader.

But then the rebel alliance (now New Republic) find everyone of your clones + your clone factory and destroy them...

Chuck norris comes out and kills every last one of us!!!!!

bruce lee comes from the dead and kills chuck norris

*shakes head*

Whoever can mod this section, why haven't you locked this thread?

Cause... cause, we didn't see any illegitimacy on this... in fact... it's an RPG, and no one is spamming...

...just ubering. too bad meganew isnt here to see this! anyway, ive run out of ideas, so, i try to take over the world but i see chuck norris coming..... (yes, im not ubering in an uber battle, which means im actually ubering, in opposite rpg, which this is, because ubering is considered normal ,so i lose, meaning i really win, meaning that this rpg is now mine.)

Hmmmm... but then I become Chuck Norris an make you a roundhouse kick in the face which makes you loose the control of the rpg...

...which makes me go back to ubering, meaning i win. d0n7 m4k3 m3 summ0n da gr8 1337 dw who w1ll l0ck d15.

I don't understand a sh*t, so I put a flag with a pic of mine over the RPG, with several Death Stars and Chuck Norris armies protecting it...

I make a Aircraft Carrier do a barrel roll.
You all die to the awesomeness.

I launch a torpedo against your carrier... ok... no more barrel rolls...

Do the sinking barrel roll!

I COME INTO THE THREAD IN A BILLY MAYS FASHION AND SELL YOU ALL 50 PACKS OF OXYCLEAN DETERGENT AND 50 BOTTLES OF KABOOM! TO TOP IT ALL OF I TRIPLE THE OFFER AND GIVE A FREE 100 PACKS OF OXYCLEAN AND 100 BOTTLES OF KABOOM! FOR ONLY $19.95 BECAUSE YOU ORDERED IN THE FIRST 30 SECONDS.

[/Billy Mays]

I want it! XD

anyway... they explode!

So do your eyes!
Wassup!
Double owned!

k (this owns everything, even wassup)

No, this does to, and there is something else that owns so epicly this topic will explode.
the 2nd best...
PURGE!
over 9000 damage!

i have 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 hp. i kill you.

I have endless hp... I than make a roundhouse kick on the face to you, which causes infinite damage... I kill you...

i dig a 100 foot hole in the ground, throw you in, and fill it with cement

i am 300000 feet tall. i kill you all and i win and i can breathe in space. i can even breathe after i have died, because i have INFINITE LIVES!!!!

GS falls victim of the Blue Screen of Chuck, the BSOD and Chuck Norris combined! It can kill MORE than infinite lives!!!!!!!

I devour your souls. All of them

Chuck Norris BANHAMMERS you!

Nuke Norris.
Chuck Norris and a nuke combined.
Everyone dies for eternity.

ETERNITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEHIEHIEHIEHIEHIEHIEHIUEIUEIUEIUEIUEIUEIUEIUEIAEIAEIAEIAEIAEIAEISPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM......... MORE SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sorry 'bout that....)

PURGE THE SPAM.
You die...again..somehow..

like everyone else. but me. this is getting boring.

Then i finally do this.
Everything is destroyed and can never come back.
The cause:

BOOM!
SAID THE BLIND MAN!