Uber battle!

Rule #1: No abusing mod or admin powers please!

Rule #2: ... What he says!

FlashFreak22 makes a tank poof out of no where and starts blasting chunks out of france with a nuclear missile launcher.

I bring out a death star and blew up your petty planet (oops, it's also mine!)

I fire a nuke into the death stars exhaust pipe thing.
I then Ninja FF and teabag him whilst he sunbathes.

I devour your souls. ALL OF THEM, MUAHAHAHA

Wassup.
Over -9000 health.You die.I win this round.
encase my soul in an unfindable object: DJs sanity.

I devour his soul too, devouring his insanity in the process.

DJ dies.I teabag.

I make a bottle and ram it up somewhere delicate to thingy.

I devour it then strap you to a table and shoot a precision missile into the place where the sun doesnt shine. Then i laugh, for days.

Purge.
Over 9000 damage.
What I lost grows back.
Its now wassup.

I destroy your mind, driving you insane

I am already insane, with the power of wassup.
I buy an old man with a wet fish.He slaps you wit the fish.

I appear with a nuclear railgun... KABUUM!I hit Ed in his groin and he disolves into deep depts of pain and something else called dispair...

I go on a wassup adventure and find it.
I chain you to a pole and make you endure a lapdance from a sumo wrestler.Afterwards, you have to watch all high school musicals.I am tried and found guilty for crimes against nature

I sic 40 thousand clones of Chuck norris on ED and JPB at the same time. I then play Russian roulette with 6 bullets.

I hit you wall with a silencer hammer, making all of you shut up. I then walk away, and disappear from this thread, to never be seen again.

*Snort* HAHA! U R SUCH A N00B!!!!! WITH THE POWER OF CAPS LOCK, I MAKE A SAVING ROLL!!!!!!!! LAWLAWLAWLAWL!!!!!!!!!!! I then use my Haxx0r skillz to PWN U ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! My bad spelling then kamekusai waturmalanz you!!!!!! LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWL!!!!!!!

hmmmm... caps lock hey? Where's the Edit button? Oh wait, I'm not a mod here... oh well...

Me appears mounted on a tornado, which makes your caps lock letter make a long flight... and also your stupid chuck norris clones.... (But he can't be defeated! They're now falling against me!) SPARTAAANS! Clear them out! the chuck norris and the spartans anhihalate mutually....

i make everyone blind with the power of gjiodfjghiotrhbognhtrnhofgnhofdsnorhrsnhosfihorijgmsfiodhnmodjthjhjfpjhgfoihjspjtpsjthpsojJFOPGHJPDFJHORITHJRJMDRHIHJDPJPHOTJHTIOJHOTJOTJHTO

(And now... I have everyone fall to a one word wonder! MUAHAHAH!)

k

OH GOD, MY EYES. WHERE'S THE HUMANITY?!

*Steals DW's trusted companion, banhammer and bans you for all eternity.*

Wassup
You all die.

hmmmmmmmmmm...

wassup dies, you die... Me gets a super mega hiper death stars that blows up your entire universe from another universe.... muahahahahah!

Purge.
The death star implodes, taking everything with it.

A new universe appears, with me as the supreme god! MUAHAHAHAH!

i destroy everything and everyone is now in limbo, with me as their king.

I suck your soul out of your eyesocket and devour it.

k (yes this is a one letter post)

I turn into Jesus! I create man and woman with original sin, Then I'm going to impregnate woman with myself as her child so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself to save you from the sin I originally condemned you to. TA DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I blow up...

hmmmmm... Ok... Manking gives a crap for what you've done, and blows up itself in the year 2000!

i use the power of.....

...double posting!

k (this blows up everything, right?)

your one letter posts combined with his double posts created a giant black hole.

I then said wassup and it greated the red screen of death.Everyone and everything died in all universes, dimensions and timelines.

except for me. because i dodged it. then i appear with my indestructible katana and slice everything into pieces of lemon pie, which i eat. endgame.

Chuck norris, Jet Lee and Jackie Chan combined.
The end.

you all die and i win. plain and simple.

Chuck round house kicks you out of existance.Chuck wins, and if you argue, he will hunt you down, kick you into the floor and say "Wassup"

3x Zullian combined with Earthdeath death combo and one Zxds001... Massive black hole which sucks the entire universe...

Wassup.
The nothingness emplodes, causing extreme nothingness.

hi, chuck norris
*kills chuck norris*
DIE!!!!!! *suddenly, it is december 21st, 2012 and the world ends*

The year is 2020.The world REALLY ends due to a titanic alien f*ckstorm.
Mayans forgot to put that on their calender.
oh yeah, and wassup.You all die.Then i just go and eat some lemon pie.

I put a curse on you that makes you feel the pain of 10 million people on fire for a day every time you say wassup. FEEL THE PAIN, FEEEEL IIIIIT

I put a stick tape around ED's mouth so he can't say wassup and then put a lot of trigers so that it explodes if anyone tries to remove them...

Then I kick Thingy's balls, cut GS head and kill the crowd with a nuke... and then...

...k

I use a speak and spell to say wassup.
You all die.



Wassup

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She is still in bed after last night.Do you want me to call her?

Magidé! And wassup is absorved by this even stronger word...

Earthdeath wrote:She is still in bed after last night.Do you want me to call her?

So you went to bed with your own mother? Shun the follower of incest!

SHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!