MJ Is Gonna Die!!

He went into cardiac arrest, and now he's slipped into a coma.

I'm finding it hard to feel bad for him, since he's probably a child molester.

But wow, this is a big shock!

Update: He is now dead.

Dang!

Woah..
My children are safe from him at last..
But yeah, this is a bit sudden...
To much plastic.

I bet he died from sticking a gerbil up his butt! (Vagus nerve)

More like in his nose hole.

So that's why he wanted it smaller!!!

This explains EVERYTHING!!!

Yeah!
Thats why he lost it!
He wanted a gerbil nose!

err... who the hell is MJ?

Thingy... *wisper*It's Micheal Jackson...*wisper*

Yeah, he was a great artist, although he was also a child molester...

i had to write a biography on him in 7th grade, pretty messed up life...

Well, the company that sold millions of tickets to people for his UK tour won't be happy.

And I don't think it was a gerbil near his vagus.

I know he had a pretty f***ed up life, but no one can deny he was a great singer and dancer, and that is how I will remember him, not for his child molestation claims, but for his amazing music, long live the king of pop!

Well, his autopsy results will come out today, so we will probably find out why he died.

I'm thinking prescription drugs, but that's just a guess.

Darkjedi wrote:Well, his autopsy results will come out today, so we will probably find out why he died.

I'm thinking prescription drugs, but that's just a guess.

Hopefully it won't be another Casey Calvert thing. You know, having prescribed medication, which the mix of his anti-depressants and Vicodin killed him.

oh, yeah, well it's not exactly a surprise. He's a 50 years old, messed up child molester with piles of unpaid loans (alot of them to not very friendly people i'm sure) and he had a drug abuse problem. You just know people like that are going to stay healthy and alive for a loooong time.

Yeah, they always do.Only problem is, they usually die before that happens.
As for an autopsy, won't they have to use a blowtorch?

dont they do that on everyone or something? to cut the bones? or do they use a saw?

also, the child molestation cases were probably false. the guy was nice and helped dying kids enjoying their last time alive and got used by some white trash. ever wondered how the hell the kid lost his cancer right after the whole thing? i mean, does michaels ''thing'' work as a cure for cancer or something?

Might do.
And they use a saw to get through bones.They would need a blowtorch to melt all the plastic off of him.

Well, they towed off a doctor's car, so it might well have been drugs.

Wouldn't surprise me.You can't have a singer without drugs.

RIP Michael Jackson

Child molestor and first black man to become a white man.

And first living mannequin that comes in either black or white.

No surprise, I mean come on, someone that big dying.

Darkjedi wrote:Huh, I was reading...

When MJ died:

Google had a CAPTCHA freak out, because everyone was searching for things about his death.

Hint: CAPTCHA are those security codes that are really hard to read that you have to spend half an hour trying to get right.

Twitter crashed....

And MJ jumped to the most listened music artist. (Hey, he got his comeback now didn't he?)

Yeah, i heard that on the escapist. He got one last huge achievment, breaking the internet.

Darkjedi wrote:Huh, I was reading...

When MJ died:

Google had a CAPTCHA freak out, because everyone was searching for things about his death.

Hint: CAPTCHA are those security codes that are really hard to read that you have to spend half an hour trying to get right.

Twitter crashed....

And MJ jumped to the most listened music artist. (Hey, he got his comeback now didn't he?)

Yep. front page of the papers, the music channels playing his music non-stop, and a whole host of famous people saying how sad they are that he's dead. And very little mention of how messed up he was.

Well duh, he was a ''superstar''. They're all attention whores with serious personal issues and too much drug / alcohol use. Or at least most of them.

But he was the most messed up of them all. Even Gary Glitter probably saw him as his overlord.

I didnt know that plastic could die.

LOL!

My mom was saying that there was obviously something wrong with his heart, since they couldn't revive him at all.

She's saying it's probably from drugs too.

But, I haven't read anything about the autopsy, so I don't know.

He's a superstar, and a very messed up one. So it's pretty obvious, he took the wrong / too much drugs. Either that or he got too close to a fire and melted.

Apparently the silly family isn't happy with the autopsy and is requesting another one.

Well he can't have been responsible for his own death, can he? There must be someone else for them to blame.

what a waste of peoples energies and thought processes. this whole MJ thing is WAAAAy over-glorified, the guys dead, that's that, he was a creep and a pervert and it is idiotic the way everyone is going on about his death.

Radio stations kept playing his music, even the classic rock station. It gave me a hemorrhage.

I know! Gosh!

I was taking a jog the other day, and I swear that there was at least one MJ song on one of the radio stations every ten minutes.

oh yeah, the whole weekend on about every station here was dedicated to MJ, they did not play anyone else but his music all weekend

i just learned that billy may has died too! that death moves me more than MJs death. and since the whole MJ thing is going on, nobody is going to care about him

same with ferrah fawcet (however you spell her name)

RIP Billy Mays. So many deaths in the last few days.

Yeah, Farrah Fawcett's deserves innumerable times more respect than that sicko

well, for the sake of not being hypocritical, i will now lock this