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Darkjedi wrote:"Do you like parties? We can invite all of our friends, and have soda and pie! I hope no bad people show up...."

Darkjedi wrote:A lot of people are gone eating pie, cake, and cookies.

Terra Nova wrote: Don't ask about the color, but orange has grown on me.

Terra Nova wrote: Well, President-elect Obama is getting inaugurated today [did I spell that right?] so I might be kind of busy watching the TV.

Shemuel wrote:I hope he has an IQ 145 times larger than Bush's... therefore an IQ of 145

killerflood wrote:Anyway....missed who? Terra?

Darkjedi wrote:I'm surprised he didn't get shot when he stepped out of the limo. LOL!

Darkwing wrote:Mohamad1: So, now what?

Mohamad2: Burn more Bush pictures?

*Both stare at eachother*

Both: Agreed!

Uncylopedia wrote:Medical students worldwide often watch episodes of House and imbibe drinks according to the following schedule:

* When the opening theme shows, chug a beer. If you finish it before the end of the song, chug another.
* When Lupus (or vasculitis, or sarcoidosis) is first suggested, take a shot of whiskey
* When Lupus (or vasculitis, or sarcoidosis) is ruled out, typically in the very next scene, take another shot of whiskey
* When the Lumbar Puncture is performed, take a shot of vodka, which closely resembles spinal fluid (extra sip if they use the cool acronym "LP", or express doubts about the safety of doing an "LP")
* Every time the patient has a seizure, do a shot of Tequila. Continue doing shots until either the patient's seizure ends or you begin to have one yourself.
* When they break into the patient's house, chug a screw driver, since screw drivers are useful tools for breaking into houses.
* Whenever Chase's idea is mocked, drown his sorrows in whiskey
* If someone asks House if he's a real doctor, do a whiskey.
* Every time House breaks the Hippocratic Oath, take three shots of vodka.
* Every time the patient vomits blood, drink a Bloody Mary, allowing some to dribble out of your mouth as appropriate.
* Every time House makes a joke about Dr. Cuddy's breasts, suckle up to a Bailey's Irish Creme (or Angel's Nipple)
* Whenever Cameron suggests that it's autoimmune, take a shot of whiskey.
* Whenever House tricks a patient, switch someone's drink.
* Whenever House insults a patient about something they can't help (i.e., "Why did you HAVE to make your liver fail on my day off?"), take a shot of J.D.
* Whenever House looks at a horrifying skin burn or mutation, and says "cool", take a shot of tequila w/ice.
* Whenever House listens to a theory, then calls the doctor in question an idiot, take a shot of whiskey.
* Whenever House either writes on the whiteboard, or crosses something off the whiteboard, do a shot of whiskey.
* Whenever Foreman suggests that it's neurological, take a shot of vodka
* Whenever Chase suggests that it's heart-related, take a shot of whatever your last shot was.
* When House has a stare into the distance moment (brainwave), celebrate with a mug of Whiskey.
* If you're still able to MOVE by the end of the show, chug another beer during the end credits.

For expert players only:

* Every time House takes a Vicodin, you take a Vicodin
* Instead of taking a shot of vodka for lumbar punctures, give yourself a "puncture" of heroine, instead.
* Whenever someone smokes inside the hospital, you smoke a joint.

Most players make it to about scene three before passing out, and no one has ever made it to the end credits without suffering liver failure, seizures, or other medical conditions requiring a lumbar puncture.

me naam is m wrote:NO vicodin for YOU, mr junk sir!!!

Jtull wrote:hey I take those leagaly.

Darkwing wrote:

Darkwing wrote:once a druggy always a druggy. and keep things appropriate, sheesh!

Darkjedi wrote:

me naam is m wrote:NO vicodin for YOU, mr junk sir!!!

I was just kidding! Gosh! LOL!