Random Chat (NO SPAM!!!)

by Darkjedi 2008-09-30, 16:31

I have a problem here.

When i'm holding a kitten, sometimes I suddenly have the impulse to squeeze it.

Is that natural?

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 16:33

hmm, i get that too.ever get a random urge to hit someone?

by Darkjedi 2008-09-30, 16:37

Yes. I get that a lot!

Oh, and some happy news:

My sister was just grounded for a week, because she doesn't do any work around the house.

cheers

Justice!

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 16:40

lol!id rather not say my version of justice.

but in related news, i got promoted a couple of weeks ago but lost the post on the forum saying that because of the glitch! YAY!im a Colonel!!

by Darkjedi 2008-09-30, 16:42

YAY! You get a pay raise!!!

cheers

Note: My dog pawns all of your dogs.

He's so awesome, your leg will want to hump him.

LOL!

(Randomness.)

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 16:42

lol!that is random!my dog is to stupid to even try..he once got his head stuck in a chiken wire fence.

by Darkjedi 2008-09-30, 16:44

LOL!

You know your leg wants to hump my dog.

Don't resist it, Earthdeath's leg. You know you want it.

Razz

Ok, now it is time for me to post the classic "Darkwing and Stewie" video:

Note: Darkwing is playing with his dolls, and then Stewie comes in....

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 16:55

lol!i got a video to:

by Meganew Trek 2008-09-30, 17:12

That was pitiful!!!

By the way, ED, I totally outrank you in the military.

by Shemuel 2008-09-30, 17:14

Oooo? How can this be?

by Darkjedi 2008-09-30, 17:14

OH crap!!!

It's called, run like hell!!

LOL!

by Shemuel 2008-09-30, 17:17

Meganew, how can you be a higher rank than ED?

by Darkjedi 2008-09-30, 17:18

He's not.

Does the word Idiot help?

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 17:18

Meganew Trek wrote:That was pitiful!!!

By the way, ED, I totally outrank you in the military.

why, what rank are you?

by Darkjedi 2008-09-30, 17:19

He's 12.

He's an idiot.

by Meganew Trek 2008-09-30, 17:20

I am an Admiral in the U.S. navy, but since I'm only 12, they only trust me with 10 PT boats, 2 Ohio class submarines, 8 concrete freighters fitted with 5-inch guns, 20 fishing trawlers fitted with 50mm guns, 100 motor boats with 20mm guns, and my flagship: an actual 1940s cruiser, the USS Canberra.

EDIT: DJ, that is entirely rude. Besides, I know way more about the navy then you.

Question: what were the names of the 2 Portland Class cruisers?

by Shemuel 2008-09-30, 17:21

Wow! i really want to be like you when I grow up! Smile

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 17:21

whatever.but i guess this is random chat so he can make it up if he wants.

by Darkjedi 2008-09-30, 17:21

How many times do I have to say idiot?

by Meganew Trek 2008-09-30, 17:23

Well, what were the names of the two Portland class cruisers?

by Darkjedi 2008-09-30, 17:24

Note to all idiots:

You can kiss my bum hole with a passion.

by Meganew Trek 2008-09-30, 17:25

You didn't answer my question........

by Shemuel 2008-09-30, 17:25

They're called the USS Bog and HMS Off

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 17:26

LOL!
id laugh if there were ships called that.

by Meganew Trek 2008-09-30, 17:26

WRONG!!

The answer is the USS Portland(scrapped in the fifties), and the USS Indianapolis(Destroyed by Japanese sub I-128).

by Shemuel 2008-09-30, 17:27

I don't think you got my answer..... Evil or Very Mad

by Meganew Trek 2008-09-30, 17:28

So blah, blah, blah, *I smite Shemuel with my navy*

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 17:30

*Meganew imagines smiting shemuel with a pretend navy* Razz

by Shemuel 2008-09-30, 17:30

You try smite a mod? YOU DARE TRY TO SMITE A MOD?!

SMITE!!!

by Meganew Trek 2008-09-30, 17:31

*Meganew creates a real navy and smites Shemuel*

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 17:32

*an army of mods smites the navy and meganew*

by Darkjedi 2008-09-30, 17:32

Meganew Trek wrote:You didn't answer my question........

I don't give a DARN.

Meganew Trek wrote:So blah, blah, blah, *I smite Shemuel with my navy*

HA! LOL!

:Darkjedi beats Meganew Trek with earthdeath's crowbar:

Note: I only borrowed it. I'll give it back tomorrow Earthdeath.

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 17:34

ok then.ill beat things up with my cricket bat until then.

by Darkjedi 2008-09-30, 17:36

Wonderful!

Note: I might loan my spare lightsaber to you some day. Just mabe...

by Shemuel 2008-09-30, 17:36

Well, you can use your bat. I wouldn't damage my bat-it's a Newberry.

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 17:37

ok than..whatever newbery is..
i will just run you over in my car Razz

by Darkjedi 2008-09-30, 17:38

Newbery? Do they always have unripened berries there?

Sorry, it reminded me of berries.

@ Earthdeath

Yeah, we could eat his body together!

by Meganew Trek 2008-09-30, 17:39

Edited for being idiotic.

- Darkjedi

by Shemuel 2008-09-30, 17:41

"N00bs cannot smite"
"N00bs cannot smite"
"N00bs cannot smite"
"N00bs cannot smite"

"Fatal error. n00b eliminated"

by Darkjedi 2008-09-30, 17:41

Here, I fixed it.

Razz

by Meganew Trek 2008-09-30, 17:44

REMOVED

by me naam is m 2008-09-30, 18:00

my bum. the only navy meganew has is his navy on empire earth, LOL! Laughing

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 18:02

i wish i had one.

by Shemuel 2008-09-30, 18:03

www.worldwar3.dk

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 18:06

a REAL one

by Shemuel 2008-09-30, 18:07

Oh. Well I could sell you dingy with a bow and arrow thrown into the deal.

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 18:11

hm..maybe.or i could by a speed boat...

by Shemuel 2008-09-30, 18:13

Oh yeah. Officer's salary is very good.

by Earthdeath 2008-09-30, 18:16

depends what rank.but i do have a somewhat beefy paycheck Razz

by me naam is m 2008-09-30, 18:42

LOL. I could have one just very, very soon... Twisted Evil

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